Rio Olympics - Mens Basketball #2

USA - China in 20 bings, new thread since the old is basically dead

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Predicitions and line-ups pls

>no lelbron

why watch

What channel

who's playing for the US senpai

I was a USA/Nigeria level rout just to piss of China.

USA by over 9000 points

last two digits determine margin of victory for our nigs

get to watch based delly play until the main event

Yeah, line up would be nice, I know nothing besides memes from back in the space jam era.

how tall is the chinese team

did they manage to breed a bunch of yao mings?

Is China good in basketball? Or are we expecting usa walking over?

>Predicitions
China nuked

>line-ups
Five black superstars vs five yellow nobodies

why juiced niggas allowed in olympics tho?
they should all got tested

derozan, melo, kyrie, lowry, klay thompson, boogie, KD. off the top of my head

usa by 60

China is pretty good at basketball but they're still going to get walked over.

unless China made some super steroid, US gonna walk over everyone

all olympic athletes are juiced

USA just has the best juice

>allow black people to play sports
>don't allow whites to use steroids, aka the only method of closing the gap
IOC is a biased organization.

I remember the Chinese team in 2008 actually having decent height. The problem was that they were only tall and had no other skills.

>USA get gold in other sports that only get local sponsor and funding
>basketball get funding from literally everywhere
what do you think

>tfw no round ball rock intro like in 2008

I wish KD breaks a bone desu

HEY CHINA, ONLY 9 MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE.

US will still obliterate the competition senpai

why is kyrie playing for USA?

>butt devastated blunder fag

DURANT IS A BITCH

How do i watch this?

Because he want to let Melo have the spotlight for once

Chinese team in 2008 was decent

turn on the tv

>Irving was born on March 23, 1992 in Melbourne, Australia
>He has dual citizenship in the United States and Australia

Kevin Durant/Net worth
$120 million dollars

(You) - 0$

I hope barnes goes on a murder spree
get all the confidence you can get young buck

USA should walk all over everyone this go-around. Spain and Brazil/Argentina usually are best bets at an upset, but the meme shooting game is unreal with USA this year.

Shorter 3 point line is open season on memes.

POST A LINK SLUTS

NBCSN

carefully

(s2w)

Because making it onto the US national team has meaning while he could walk into the Australian team for free. Also because the only point of playing international ball when you're American is for the training camp.

Well it's pretty clear that he identifies more as an American

Fuck you truk faggot.

I fucking hate Deandre Jordan. He doesn't deserve to be on this team.

The Chinese have been shit sing Yao Ming retired

Why isn't Lebron in on this shit? Does he hate America?

I got USA by no less than 30 points. I'm looking forward to seeing PG13 ball out.

What's the spread? +40? +50?

How many rings does that buy?

He's solid but he's never going to be anything special.

USA WILL LOSE WITHOUT LELBRON

oh god

>china missing their warm up shots

You would rest too after personally shitting all over Curry and Golden State's legacy

5 at the very least.

>Kevin Durant
>Kyrie Irving
>Paul George
>why watch
foh pleb

He is just there to bang all the underage gymnasts like the rest of the team.

>US Basketball Players went to a notorious brothel and said it was an accident
>The USNMT rented a boat specifically to keep the negroes on the boat
>Couldn't stop chimps from chimping

Im sure you do, dirk

102-65

He's gonna fuck up this olympics for us, just like he did for the clippers last season

inb4 lelbron comes out at halftime and scores 60

Where is a good online source to stream game

just couldnt handle a few racist bants what a fucking turncoat sook.

he fear the zika disease

>marv albert commentary on NBC

this shit is basically a victory lap tho, free gold medal

what are the chances that china pulls off the upset?

Why the fuyck isnt Jeremy Lin on the China team?

I keep forgetting how great the Chinese anthem is.

He doesn't want to catch filthy Brazilian diseases.

He's from Taiwan.

>He's American
>He's also Taiwanese

Distraction tactics

this is going to be a massacre, 3pts are basically deep 2pts

Am I the only one that finds Olympic basketball boring?

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Hes american born

reeee where's the BBC stream

Why does this American coverage always have commercials over the anthems

literally 0%

So who's the starting 5?

BLACKED

PRC China is literally the last team on earth he would want to play for

you got me

Any other burgers here unironically hope our team gets BTFO?

I just fucking hate our apehoop team, it's not fun watching usawinslol every four years.

>Kevin Durant

Why would I want to watch a pussy ass snake?

When does Argentina play?

Yes

oh shit the john tesh theme!

So why aren't the niggers on Team Africa?

Its going to be US anally raping every country.
But its still fun to watch

literally negative percentage points

Other Chinese

>Roundball Rock being played on NBC
I missed that theme.

They have a chance if someone flies in a breaks everyone's legs on the US team.

this music oh baby

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I don't blame you, it's basically a battle for silver for the most part.

shut up FAGGOT

THAT FUCKING SEXY ROUND BALL ROCK

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