USA - China in 20 bings, new thread since the old is basically dead
Rio Olympics - Mens Basketball #2
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Predicitions and line-ups pls
>no lelbron
why watch
What channel
who's playing for the US senpai
I was a USA/Nigeria level rout just to piss of China.
USA by over 9000 points
last two digits determine margin of victory for our nigs
get to watch based delly play until the main event
Yeah, line up would be nice, I know nothing besides memes from back in the space jam era.
how tall is the chinese team
did they manage to breed a bunch of yao mings?
Is China good in basketball? Or are we expecting usa walking over?
>Predicitions
China nuked
>line-ups
Five black superstars vs five yellow nobodies
why juiced niggas allowed in olympics tho?
they should all got tested
derozan, melo, kyrie, lowry, klay thompson, boogie, KD. off the top of my head
usa by 60
China is pretty good at basketball but they're still going to get walked over.
unless China made some super steroid, US gonna walk over everyone
all olympic athletes are juiced
USA just has the best juice
>allow black people to play sports
>don't allow whites to use steroids, aka the only method of closing the gap
IOC is a biased organization.
I remember the Chinese team in 2008 actually having decent height. The problem was that they were only tall and had no other skills.
>USA get gold in other sports that only get local sponsor and funding
>basketball get funding from literally everywhere
what do you think
>tfw no round ball rock intro like in 2008
I wish KD breaks a bone desu
HEY CHINA, ONLY 9 MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE.
US will still obliterate the competition senpai
why is kyrie playing for USA?
>butt devastated blunder fag
DURANT IS A BITCH
How do i watch this?
Because he want to let Melo have the spotlight for once
Chinese team in 2008 was decent
turn on the tv
>Irving was born on March 23, 1992 in Melbourne, Australia
>He has dual citizenship in the United States and Australia
Kevin Durant/Net worth
$120 million dollars
(You) - 0$
I hope barnes goes on a murder spree
get all the confidence you can get young buck
USA should walk all over everyone this go-around. Spain and Brazil/Argentina usually are best bets at an upset, but the meme shooting game is unreal with USA this year.
Shorter 3 point line is open season on memes.
POST A LINK SLUTS
NBCSN
carefully
(s2w)
Because making it onto the US national team has meaning while he could walk into the Australian team for free. Also because the only point of playing international ball when you're American is for the training camp.
Well it's pretty clear that he identifies more as an American
Fuck you truk faggot.
I fucking hate Deandre Jordan. He doesn't deserve to be on this team.
The Chinese have been shit sing Yao Ming retired
Why isn't Lebron in on this shit? Does he hate America?
I got USA by no less than 30 points. I'm looking forward to seeing PG13 ball out.
What's the spread? +40? +50?
How many rings does that buy?
He's solid but he's never going to be anything special.
USA WILL LOSE WITHOUT LELBRON
oh god
>china missing their warm up shots
You would rest too after personally shitting all over Curry and Golden State's legacy
5 at the very least.
>Kevin Durant
>Kyrie Irving
>Paul George
>why watch
foh pleb
He is just there to bang all the underage gymnasts like the rest of the team.
>US Basketball Players went to a notorious brothel and said it was an accident
>The USNMT rented a boat specifically to keep the negroes on the boat
>Couldn't stop chimps from chimping
Im sure you do, dirk
102-65
He's gonna fuck up this olympics for us, just like he did for the clippers last season
inb4 lelbron comes out at halftime and scores 60
Where is a good online source to stream game
just couldnt handle a few racist bants what a fucking turncoat sook.
he fear the zika disease
>marv albert commentary on NBC
this shit is basically a victory lap tho, free gold medal
what are the chances that china pulls off the upset?
Why the fuyck isnt Jeremy Lin on the China team?
I keep forgetting how great the Chinese anthem is.
He doesn't want to catch filthy Brazilian diseases.
He's from Taiwan.
>He's American
>He's also Taiwanese
Distraction tactics
this is going to be a massacre, 3pts are basically deep 2pts
Am I the only one that finds Olympic basketball boring?
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Hes american born
reeee where's the BBC stream
Why does this American coverage always have commercials over the anthems
literally 0%
So who's the starting 5?
BLACKED
PRC China is literally the last team on earth he would want to play for
you got me
Any other burgers here unironically hope our team gets BTFO?
I just fucking hate our apehoop team, it's not fun watching usawinslol every four years.
>Kevin Durant
Why would I want to watch a pussy ass snake?
When does Argentina play?
Yes
oh shit the john tesh theme!
So why aren't the niggers on Team Africa?
Its going to be US anally raping every country.
But its still fun to watch
literally negative percentage points
Other Chinese
>Roundball Rock being played on NBC
I missed that theme.
They have a chance if someone flies in a breaks everyone's legs on the US team.
this music oh baby
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I don't blame you, it's basically a battle for silver for the most part.
shut up FAGGOT
THAT FUCKING SEXY ROUND BALL ROCK