Favorite quotes thread

Favorite quotes thread.

"I am the knocker"

-die die die
reaper, overwatch

"I chew ass" ~Dick Kickem

"Pronounce my name" - Walt Withman

"That's not crack" - Heisenbeef

"im fast" -the scrout

"This is a burger" - Jewls

''i am the one who knocks'' you fucking rat

You should Call Saul

"Where are my funds, woman" - Jess Plonkman

"Physics, Slut!"

gotta do it from that motivationman

"Yes! Mr. White! Yay for science!"

"Continue your action" - Honk Shatter

"I will return" - the punisher

all bad things have to come to an end

"Say "who" one more time, motherfucker. I´m warning you!"
- Jules Winnfield

"Awaken me when you require me" - Cotana

"You are one undesirable appearing motherlover." -Sargeant Black Guy

"I like crackers and snacks" ~ grum

"Which space does the morning meal occupy?" - Wallet Jupiter

"Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
- Michelle Obama

This is not the automatron you are searching for
-Q from space war

"Say hello to my little gun"
-Tommy Montegra in Bad Face

"Okay, okay, okay.." -Stonerson

*Timmy Montoya

Ring-a-ding-ding baybee - Wheelie Stevie

"Mother always said living was like eating candy"

"Hey! I'm Sparkin' here!" - Rastafa Rizzo.

"Zippity do day, mother fucker"

"No luke, Your my son" Dark vendor

"A census taker once tried to molest me, I ate his asshole and fucked his father with a Panini"

"YESSSSSSS"

We are all pawns of something even greater: memes.
-Monsoon

awww man nice

"Hurry up punk, I don't have all day"

"I like Ham in a beastly way" Jimmy Helper

Lost hard.

Very decent.

Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you

"We need to construct a barrier" Ronald Toupee

"I'm sick of all these motherfucking niggers on this motherfucking plane"

-Michael Jackson

You are producing meth in my area of distribution, please vacant my area of distribution- Wilter Black

"Ya know dont say sw-swears"

I see you just finished watching Breaking bad. I too have seen it.

"Getter done" - Sheila LeDouche

That dick kick'em pic gets me everytime.

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Life is comapreablw to a chocolate bar, you get chocolate.
-Foresst Run

Fucking hell.
This has literally reduced me to tears.
Hahahah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Heavy Weapons Guy

"Pfpfpfpfpdpfpfpfpfpfpfffpfffffffffppfpfpf" - My ass

At one time, I was dreaming - Nelson Mantel

Fucking Kek to the max

"This steak tastes like rubber, it's overcooked, it's not juicy, kys you fag"

Fuckin died.

Tear down this building - Gandhi

YADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA
-Heavy Weapons Guy

Go ahead, put on the suit. We'll go a couple rounds
"I'm not wearing hockey pants

Rise an reflect light, mr Freeman -G boi

"And my new movie coming out this November, THE PIL-GRUMS!"

"Somebody left a floater down here"

Ronald Mc'Donald

hello, Centrel intellignce Agenciy here, r u doc. pabel?

Kek

"No one should ever put cigarettes out on their dick." -Ghurma

You think it do, but it dont - Obamus

This is greece !!!!
Leonidor

"I'm not a girl"
"What are you?"
"I'm a trap"

I love my Cinco video cube I still have mine in the box

"I'm looking at you, kid."

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Lick the scabs,Salt the wound

I am putting the explosives~ISIS from Counter Assault

When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.

Don't ask what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country
-saruman the great

"Frankly I don't give a damn, my dear."

Disturbed

''Ohe hey it's Dad !!!''

-the kid who jumped in the gorilla pit

"mmmm, this is a tasty fucking burger"

I believe it's "I am the one who knocks".

Terminator:
"Ciao, baby"

Love this movie.

"Bonappetit Elliot Rodger"

Your down tower is being assaulted~Announcer from Protect of The Ancient

Indeed, Dr Whitman, indeed for physics!

I am the one who is dangerous!

Your down tower is being assaulted~Announcer from Protect of The Ancient

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"AK-47, cheap Russian crap that's inaccurate as fuck, if you want to miss every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitute"

"scared bitches go dark sided... being a scared bitch makes you mad... being mad makes you even more mad... and all that mad hurts you, so don't be a scared bitch"

- The Incredible Hulk

"BOO!!! I'm a ghost"

''Linky or you stinky'' –user

Topkek

-Those are rocks not minerals, Marie.
-Henk

"Yeah she sucked me off, but I dint fuck her"

"Oh I'm not going to cause you any disconfort, I'm going to bring comedy to your face"
- Cesar Romero

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This is the year

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