Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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お疲れ様でした

ナイステンプレ乙

死ね ボケッ!

うわあぁ

fatyuyu

うるさい!マジバカ

JAPANESE ! HAHA I LAUGH ABOUT YOU....

youtube.com/watch?v=mxH2QordzyE

>ザ・エフ

出不精
と聞いたことがある

The only thing noisy here is your nervous farting whenever you get a reply from ME

rate my kindle

The F.とは何の略か?

ザ・フレンチー

気持ちは分かるが、落ち着け。
つ 茶

店員に箸にそんな名入り頼んだらすげぇ反応したんだけど
面白かった

>The F.とは何の略か?
フログ

至高のオレ様

>research papers for dummies

what's that about peru?

where's the hooker ebook peru? and where's your youtube channel?

www
こんなん、噴くわw

the Fuzoku
来日した時にソープに行った
そのため素人童貞とフィン太郎に呼ばれていた

really makes you think

>inb4 "plebbit"

you need a cigarette card dont you

the F is nigger

au lait 様
ミルクちゃんかな

You need a taspo card to purchase them from vending machines

so its not just a sign that says no? why is that guy the top answer

in Australia the purchasing is the only illegal part so you can ask someone to buy them for you and smoke them in front of the police if you are under 18.

The "sign that says no" is more of a reference to convenience stores who won't bother to card you unless you look really underage - usually you just have to tap a button on a screen that says "yes" in response to "are you 20 or older?" to verify your age (at least for alcohol, I don't smoke so I'm not sure if it's any different for cigarettes).

it's the top answer because reddit upboats anything they find amusing regardless of whether it's the correct answer

t. PhD in plebbitry

タスポ作ろう作ろう思ってたけど作ってないな
コンビニで買えるけどまぁ、中学生とかは買ってるわな現に俺の周りにもいたし

do many people drink underage?

>Despite the law prohibiting underage drinking, around 50% of junior high school and 70% of senior high school students reported some experience with alcohol.

ah ok it always seems weird to me that in American and Japan you can finish school but you cant drink

have you known anyone to get in trouble for drinking?

there was a video of some gaijin who was 18 or something and he was fighting with an officer who wanted to see his gaijin card because he didnt want to get in trouble for drinking.
saying the officer had no right to ask. baka

Only been here for a few weeks but so far I've only heard the opposite: friends telling me how they went to izakayas with underaged people and no one was ever IDed.

ahk so its pretty relaxed?

Definitely nowhere near what it's like in the US.

do you go out drinking with friends much? do you drink anything different in japan than you would in the US

>and where's your youtube channel?
gimme a break, man

Haven't had any alcohol in Japan yet, but I anticipate it'll be different from my drinking in the US as I mostly drank either stuff local to the NY area or some well known national drinks. When I lived in China I had a variety of stuff though - Chinese, Japanese, American, European.

can i have a flake?
ah interesting. what have you been eating in Japan?

Gyudon, sushi, soba, nabe, ramen

>ramen

yum ^_^

you don't like ramen? there are so many types

>Haven't had any alcohol in Japan yet
HAHA FUCKING LOSER

>瑞典人3

>he doesn't spend his evenings drinking alone

>not drinking alcohol makes you a loser
この瑞典人・・・

眉と眉毛の違いは?

眉を切った後の毛は眉毛だが眉ではない

which of the following options do you think a korean female would prefer for a bf?

-light brown man with 1 million USD cash (quadlingual, 20cm cock, fit, 90kg, 184 cm tall , nice, educated and funny)
-random white man

はっきり
ありがと

She wouldn't pick you if that's what you're asking.

sorry peru i am about to sleep i don't need your autism

obviously the first guy but you are not that one

a korean

money is the key

i feel like there are multiple perus. all working together to make the sadest most miserable character ever. no person could dedicate this much time to being depressed. i feel sorry for the one who is in the photos.

you have 50k usd lol

-light brown man with 1 million USD cash (quadlingual, 20cm cock, fit, 90kg, 184 cm tall , nice, educated and funny) of course actually white

i am a weeaboo obsessed with anime and cosplay. will japan let me in?

no
try finland

...

how did you guys get this picture?

lets see who laughs last

probably the girl you ask out before you kill yourself

but srsly
>1 million USD cash
>quadlingual
>20cm cock
>fit, 90kg, 184 cm tall
>nice, educated and funny

all these can't get you literally a dozen of gfs?
wtf

It's a well famous pic of peru

yeah but did he post it or did someone dox him

...

If ta (田) is a ricefield, how do you say and write a field of other things?
Surely the japanese grew other things than rice

Translate the third page here and I fully intend to suck dick in return.

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need an account

農場noujyou

nhentai.net/g/149871/

youtube.com/watch?v=lIeE_270J4U
Peru's anthem

he will take you up on your offer btw

youtube.com/watch?v=g5b2hADJXWQ

The German is willing to suck a cock for translation.
The Swede is willing to help. Huh. Such a strange thing to think about before I fall asleep.

they are both cucked what do you expect?

...

t. muhammad abdul

youtube.com/watch?v=jkX2R2QLxrg

hes just performing but what the fuck was the guy doing with the balloon pushing it into peoples way what a cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=rirDOIttODM

Call down mate, he's just playing with a balloon.
youtube.com/watch?v=y8RoUgSE7so

youtube.com/watch?v=6vSo22cH7Rc

>WELCOME HOME BIG BROTHER

>IM HOME RUUKO
>EH... WHAT SHOULD I DO?

>LICK ME. DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA DO. LOOK DOWN ON ME. SET ME FREE. POUR WHITE CHOCOLATE ON ME. SOMETHING SOMETHING BIG BROTHER'S TASTE...

DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BATH WITH AAJAA AND RIAEZU?

Easiest blowjob ever.

>DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BATH WITH AAJAA AND RIAEZU?
What is aajaa and riaezu?

the names of her tits? idk famalam

implying this is not the music that starts playing when Im fighting against my enemies

youtube.com/watch?v=S8WFdn8_7mo

nvm I was wrong (first time ever)

Last one is

>EEEH, LETS START WITH A BATH TOGETHER

Arigatou, Blowjob's on its way.

oh

more like this... youtube.com/watch?v=weUUJhTunHk

Thank you!

>Is that french?
>dragon Ball Z (French Opening)
no its chinese
es bien en Español youtube.com/watch?v=Wc5vPDaOmhI

I never liked dragon ball

never seen it