Sup Forums, I've been browsing and posting on Sup Forums pretty much every day since April. I know I'm a newfag...

Sup Forums, I've been browsing and posting on Sup Forums pretty much every day since April. I know I'm a newfag, but how can someone exit the newfag status?

>inb4 underage jokes
>inb4 kill yourself
>inb4 go back to *another website*
>inb4 newfag

Easy
Lurk more

After being here for a couple years you will.

Post cock and or boy pucci

You're fucked now, you made a post in your first two years, you're forever a newfag.

Reroll

OP can't inb4, newfag

...

This is now a Sprudo Spärde thread.

lurk moar

stop posting

Ideally you shouldn't be posting in the first five years here. Just lurk moar

Lurk for like 4 more years
Pay attention to any weird joke or memes appear
Remember shit like what triforce was or when people tried to make wew lad a thing
Not newfangled?

explain to me what the hell is this and you're officially not a newfag anymore.

This is Sup Forums in a nutshell

Doesn't work like that

when you become so utterly exhausted and tired of looking at the same 40 threads on Sup Forums that you branch out to the other boards. that's when you're done being a newfag. i should know. i came here in 2006/2007, stayed until about 2009. now when i come back here it's like a joke. i can't even describe to you the level of retardation on this board in comparison to any other board.

TL;DR: if you can actually stand this place, then you're a newfag.

OP Here. That is the normal viewer of Sup Forums who has an obsession with boobs and horns. Some say that he's horny.

Ba-dum-tss.

Give me my oldfag medal.

I'm an oldfag now.

It's like a union, boyo. Can only get seniority via the passage of time.

git gud

But all of Sup Forums is retarded not just Sup Forums

still better than tumblr

True

Nothing on the front of Sup Forums matters, it's a distraction.

The raids and operations we fight is what makes us who we are, not your entertainment.

...

for you mate

you've got to lurk moar fucking newfag

Wanting to be an oldfag is the quintessential mark of a newfag. It''s when you wish you had not wasted so many of your years of life on what is essentially the retard bin of Sup Forums that you are probably an oldfag. Also, go walk into a hurricane of dicks with your mouth open and choke to death you fucking felchmonger.

this post manifested your newfag status for ever

Thomas Jefferson, waha, super waha, cumdumpster, November 1st 2003, world2ch, somethingawful. If you don't know all of those you are pretty much a newfag.

I've been here for 10 years and Sup Forums is still my main board.
I don't know why or how.

It's been a retard bin since day 2 of Sup Forums going up.

>making a thread while still in the newfag classification
>ISHYGDDT

go to boards other then Sup Forums... try Sup Forums Sup Forums Sup Forums Sup Forums /wsg/ and maybe Sup Forums.. maybe

/thread

Also OP can't inb4 newfag

Thats melon pan, the one and only

lurk moar dickhead
you're gonna be a newfag for the next few years

That's moot

Lurk moar

A lot of what goes on in threads require an understanding of the culture, and the only way to observe a culture without shitting it up is the lurk.

The next step is enjoying loli, fur and traps

Op can't inb4

You can never exit new fag status. Stuck there in time, forever new fag. Here is a time line to help explain OP

/x/ is good for new people too

Trips should know.
Trips is here.
>retard

lurk more
try to blend in
dont let your newfaggotry show. by starting a thread about being a newfag especially.
easy.

Wait I came here in 2009-2010, but that was 6 years are you telling me I'm cancer?

Maybe I am user. I just follow the chart... Don't let those feels get ya

I don't know if i should feel good or bad about being an oldfag

been here since 09
and Sup Forums was always just cancer

I love this guy

This image is bait since desu wasn't even fucking used until 2006. It was all loli porn and stupid anime shit and gore in 2003.

you forgot people posting shit from rotten.com and similiar sites

Rotten was the gore, like the dude who used a broomstick up his ass and killed himself. It was all an influx of people from somethingawful and maybe ebaums later and just a bunch of cross board raids. Desu happened in 2006 when Sup Forums got their panties in a twist and Sup Forums just ran with desu for forever after that. This picture is just a litmus test for anyone who was actually here and somehow claim they are an old or originalfag when moot made the news post about Sup Forums being a temporary board in 2003 and it got too popular to take away. Everyone who goes by the picture is a fucking newfag.

It's a webm file

that's not how this works.

Lurk moar

been on here aince late 05

im still a newfag