What's the meme sport of the Olympics?

What's the meme sport of the Olympics?

Cycling

There's too many to choose from.

The only stuff that really matters is the Track & Field events. That's what everybody is waiting for.

Football because there is already World Cup.

only the UK because they don't get medals till then

no

basketball because USAWINSLOL

its just not even fun to watch

>The only stuff that really matters is the Track & Field events. That's what everybody is waiting for.
>only the things we're decent at matter
hahahaha

in other news. USA currently up 21 on China in a real sport.

Equestrian

cycling

Is there deathmarch this year? Then that.

Absolute mong.

I'm having a blast watching it actually. You'd think it would get old but it somehow doesn't.

Women's football

french legs

Without contest, although Golf is up there too.

If your actions do not affect the other team directly, it is canonically not a sport

Anything that requires no athleticism.
shooting, archery, etc.

village fuckings

Shooting and Archery

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Table tennis

deathmarch

>dexterity and fine motor control is not athletic
i never did get this meme tbqh

Just look at doctors. All surgeons are gigachads

>dexterity and fine motor control is not athletic
more like anything a fat person can do is not athletic. i appreciate the skill but it's not a sport.

I'd say womans football
Because noone cares about womens football
Noone cars about olympic football
Absolutely no one cares the slightest about olympic womens football

The only stuff that matters is Track and Field, Swimming, and Gymnastics.
I'd be down for MMA in the Olympics though.

Outside of that, rowing is pretty entertaining some years and so is Volleyball.

>Track and Field, Swimming
I agree gymnastics is nice to watch.
But stuff like running and swimming is so fucking boring. Everyone's doing exactly the same as even amatures, they are just a bit faster..

I'd rather watch some Judo or Teakwondo or some shit

Equestrian.

100 meters ?

how does that even work? I mean are the people riding really that important or is it simply about the horse?

what about sumo ?

The people riding are also responsible for training and taking care of the horses.
Its a mix of both

Invention

this obviously

FUCKING GOLF

google knows

desu Nigel isn't wrong. Everything is a lead up to the 100M final tbhm8.

>MMA in the Olympics
How in the fuck do you expect people to fight multiple MMA matches in such a short span of time?
Also could someone please explain how this is possible for the boxers? Has boxers never been too fucked up from a previous fight that they had won to fight the next one?

Well Pride used to have GP or tournament formats

But then again Pride was a roided out freakshow with half the star roster retired with debilitating CTE symptoms so it might've not been such a hot idea

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K-1 used to do their tournaments like that. Peter Aerts even fought Overeem with a borken arm.

Archery

broken*

Swimming