Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Warspite is alright.
Back from a sweet dinner
The other thread finally died i see
So what are you all eating this moment?
>I had some sweet stake with carrots and a salad
>You have hobbies THAT AREN'T MINE
>FUCKING KILL YOURSELF REEEEEE
Not even memeing here, you're a literal elitist.
Good concept, bad execution.
I'm probably going to make oatmeal.
Also you shouldn't eat stakes, they aren't really edible
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That's not it at all. It's how you represent your hobby. Enthusiasm is fine, but learn some restraint.
Reminder: Elitism is good.
Nothing at the moment. Had a roast beef sandwich for lunch tho.
Where's my little Tommykoko?
>Elitism is good.
Yeah, no, go fuck yourself mudak.
Kek
>Nah man I like to deepthroat that shit
>Fuck my phone though
Sounds nice, you sure you can eat yet?
That's a sweet lunch nice going
here
Go take some 45 caliber aspirin.
Oh, Tommykoko. I love you so. I wish I could nuzzle myself into your soft underarms.
Yeah I can eat, especially oatmeal, oatmeal never hurt anyone.
>45 caliber
Where am I going to find a gun that has a bore of 3 foot 9 inches?
:^)
I don't know, maybe a fucking battleship or an anti-aircraft gun. Go stick your head inside the cannon.
You're the "gun expert" make it happen.
Hohoho! That is not how you court a waifu! Observe, grasshopper!
>The schwanz is an eager teacher, it becomes the erect and makes the sonic boom
>Guile's theme plays
>The supremely hard superschwanz is thrust into the waifu's underarms and the hip shake is vigorus
Oooooohhhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaahhh! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)
>The waifu's underarm is blasted with the royal seamin
>The waifu is pragnated in the underarm from the rich and creamy schwanz goo
>Fifty kittens pop out of the quivering waifu's underarm, they are all masters of their chosen fields
>I defecate majestically
Ahhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
Even the Schwerer Gustav only had a bore of 30.5 inches
I'll admit I giggled a little bit at the Kool Aid Man part
This is shit. I feel retarded after reading this mess. Not even funny.
You are retarded, thats why
Fuck
You could always get shot 3 times by a gun with a 15 inch bore.
This is called compromise.
all hail the schwanz king
Ok,
I rent an apartment from my family thats part of a duplex. My mother and stepdad stay in the other unit when they are in the city otherwise they have a farm they normally stay at. He comes over and borrows my ps4 to play when he's there. It's been going on for 4 days now. This morning i started Operation Annoy the fuck out of them so they go home.
So this morning i restricted all of their devices on the router. in hopes they get fed up and go back to the farm.
I had them just off for awhile. Now im flipping them on and off on and off. To simulate an outage its pretty fucking funny.
here
Since you didn't understand, what Tomoko is saying, or was saying previously, is that you state mostly everything in an arrogant manner when it comes to guns. Just need to chill out a little bit, okay? It makes you come off as a dick.
Claimed
Hail to you too! ^,^
I guess you're right. I never was a big fan of oatmeal however
You're a pretty big legend tbh, but is your step dad really this stupid
Hey it's fun tomoko
>implying I'm not fun too
Picture.
you do realize that people who are obsessed with guns like you, are in the same league as like katana weebs. Plus it's obvious your under the age of 20 because you act like a know it all brat.
Claimin iced coffee work sucks
Morning. D.va claimed
He keeps unplugging the router. Not gonna work.
I can hear when he's playing battlefield cuz he has the surround sound up so loud so i wait for him to get into a game then CLICK.
Well done Schwanz King
Schwanz King strikes again
Don't worry, I fixed it! It will work this time.
It's time to find out what the perfect Waifu build is, so let's find out the S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
This will happen naturally with the upcoming posts, all of which I'm confident will be highly informative and insightful. I've set it up, so just sit back and soak up the greatness of this Waifu build.
Last number of this post is her Strength out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
Last number of the post below this one is her Perception out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
And so on, for the remaining 5 attributes.
The result will be the objectively perfect Waifu build.
Without any GETs, the total cannot be above 28. For each GET within this post and the next six, the limit will be raised by 2, for an absolute maximum of 42. If it goes over what the limit is supposed to be, I've done something wrong.
Let's go.
morning. or afternoon i think in your case.
it will do if its hotter out
morning
lets see it
>I am implying that
It is however fun to see you and galil go head to head every thread
where do you work
>Third tomoko?
You're a devil
Kek
He is still really stupid though
It's pretty much evening but a for effort
Had a good night sleep?
We just have different definitions for fun I guess.
I'm not sure if I can afford that.
That's pretty fucking rude tbh
Hey S-Mug
Maybe I'm a dick sometimes, yeah. Ok then.
I still hate that Tomoko though, he's just an asshole
Oatmeal is GOATmeal what are you talking about?
Except that I can and do actually use my guns, unlike katana nerds, know about them, unlike katana nerds, don't run around in public in a trench coat talking about them, unlike katana nerds and I definitely don't know everything about guns.Also
>Under 21
>Purchasing alcohol
>Purchasing handguns from an FFL
Try again
Let's hope for someone who isn't a literal flailing retard this time.
That's understandable. He is pretty blunt almost all the time.
Rats. We went over the limit again. It looks like I've messed something up.
There's always next thread, where I can try again...
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my dog was wet this morning. scared me when she jumped into my bed and got under the blanket.
hello automatic Israeli rifle that is also a cat girl.
i will wait.
yoko from yesterday?
Just an it job I have an interview at another place today
Ive been drinking cappuccino lately how about you?
We do
Goatmeal? You mean it's food for goats? That would explain why it's so disgusting
Kek that's a pretty awesome way to wake up
Was he dirty wet? Or just wet?
Because if he was muddy it'd be a lot worse
You've got to be KITTEN me! That's a fox girl.
Nah man what's rude is jumping on my playstation for 4 days and never once think i might wanna fuckin play it. I shouldn't have to go there and be like i want it back, When i borrow something to use from someone i won't just keep it for days i mean at least bring it back when your done playing.
Don't leave and lock the door so i can't get it.
he needs to go buy his own shit and it wouldn't be an issue.
Don't worry, your console will TURNIP!
Claimed.
Hey Yoko what's up?
>cat
Allaroundmearefamiliarfaceswornoutplaceswornoutfacesbrightandearlyforthedailyracesgoingnowheregoingnowherehidemyheadiwannadrownmysorrownotomorrownotomorrow.webm
Greatest Of All Time meal m8, you must be joking
Thanks Carlos
Oh never mind then m8.
just the normal hazelnut i make.
she was dirty with mostly water but a little muddy.
its ok
Neither a borrower nor a lender be
Oatmeal is great but high carbs the flavored ones are more like a snack tho the plain oats is a better choice
Whats the new job going to be?
>Do I ever joke
I'm as serieus as I can be.
Oatmeal is scheiz
That's pretty horrible, but also funny
Well I guess you had a good reason to take a morning shower
>Morning shower best shower
You two look the same.
That's one clever dog.
Yeah I just get plain oats and use a little brown sugar
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>Doesn't like oatmeal
>Takes showers in the morning
Im afraid we can't be friends anymore.
They have the same waifu
she got my clothes dirty i havent gone to shower yet.
so?
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
Jokes on you, dogger. I didn't claim Tomoko.
She claimed me.
She's OAT to have her own opinion, right?
Yeah, good luck with that.
it's ok, they're cucks. You would have to be to allow another user to post your waifu.
>But but galil~
You don't shower in the morning?
But I like you galil-san~
Oh okay. And your bed I presume
Still sucks
How would you enforce them to not post your waifu?
Evening waifu
How's your day?
its fine just a little wet
Didn't you Autism out the other night, when someone posted your trash?
>Just how I like it
So what are the plans for the day?
that is the worst way to sleep. may play some games not sure yet.
Showers are for relaxing after a long, hard, sweaty day of hard work not for when you wake up.Unless you get sweaty in your sleep or something.Then yeah, shower in the morning
Nice try shit posting gali. You should leave this stuff to the pros.
No. That was some troll claiming Shiro.
Sorry the other employees are making me anxious its difficult to respond but another IT job somewhere else
Sorry I post manga tomo but I think someone else itt is also
Oh thats ok then I get the organic kind and eat it just plain with coffee
>claimed
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It must be very BATH for your health.
>So oblivious
I think you will play games, I also think you're going to play xcom
>I sweat when I sleep
Only God can judge me.
Honestly it's the best way of waking up, you get to chill a bit and think about life
Its the best
But that's not me.
I enjoy flavor in mine, and can't stand coffee.But you aren't me so do what you like you know?
>Webms don't work on my phone
Kill me now.
morning.
i was thinking league or something
It's okay, what do they do though?
Hey it's Alice
>Comes to claim respond once then leave
Hey akame, how you holding up?
Wtf Carlos
That's a PHONEy! You can see his COFFIN!
>tfw i still cant play league
I'm feeling the withdrawl symptoms kicking in
Please talk league to me
my work day is already over but sure good morning haha
hey tsun (you're tsun right?). I thought I figured out what I'd do for the the months to come but I changed my mind again so idk what I'm looking forward to
This doesn't make sense
Play one game as karthus for me
They gossip A LOT loud enough for me to hear they complain sometimes I dont do anything but I cant unless the boss gives me a task
My favorite of all time is dinosaur egg oatmeal its op
here claiming kuro
i dont know what about it would you like to talk about
my bad but just hi in general