ITT: We post what we hate about ourselves

ITT: We post what we hate about ourselves

>25 and still virgin
>5'4" manlet
>socially awkward beta
>work dead end job
>have crippling depression

>Have dreams
>Too lazy to follow them

>21 still virgin
>cannot take advantage of people
>i hate that I dislike being around most people

TOP KEK user you fucking manlet. Even my 14 year old son is taller than you by almost half s foot

What do you mean take advantage of them

>13 and still virgin
>Sucked a banana while a teacher stroked his dick and watched

>Have a unstable mind
>Can't be on the top on world one day and then on the rock bottom the next day. (Bipolar?)

I know I'm small kill me please

can*

>5" x 4" dick
>nothing else

BPD look it up

I hate that my dick is really short but really thick, and bitches keep calling me tuna can.

Kevin Hart is 5'4 and embraces it and he makes millions. Work out and eat healthy, take care of your looks. That will help with depression and getting a gf. Go looking for a new job but we all have to start somewhere. Stop loathing around in self pity and do something.

Gyno
Nothing else

Thanks user, people like you give me hope

I wish I was better at cooking, everything I make is bland.

Oh shit. Guess i got BPD then. Minus the self-harm.

>Master procrastinator (still an achiever, but fuck I'm almost late on every goddamn task)
>Estrange friends by not responding to any incoming message
>I take my girlfriend for granted (simple things like I almost forgot to bring her back a gift from a trip in Europe)
>Masturbate once a day, sometimes twice+
>Bad teeth but too lazy to take a dentist appointment
>My desk is a mess, my whole room is a mess
>No physical exercise so no cardio and no muscles (I'm underweight)

Get some therapy and some medication, it'll get rid of the depression, possibly you'll accept yourself later, and get some goals getting you out of your dead end job. Have a bleak attitude toward things typically hinders progress so get the depression out of the way.

Seek profession help, BPD is shit I have friends with it, it gets worse if you don't treat it man,

>6 foot 2 and in decent shape

>turned my boss in for child porn, can't get a job anywhere, if I'm honest they think I'm a shit somehow, if I'm dishonest they get the worlds shittiest reference, no lawyers want to do that free representation thing, doing the right thing is ruining my life

>5'2 manlet, gf is 1 inch taller than me.
>a little on the chubby side.
>ugly teeth
>probably inhealthy because I eat too much.
>closest thing to a beard I can grow is a pedophile mustache.

Ironically though, I find comfort in my ugliness. You can never be truly happy until you accept how imperfect you are. I guess my only real problem is my health.

I'm under threatment, so don't worry.

My mind have been very stabile the last two weeks.

I've been in a wheelchair for the past 5 years of my life and I hate the fact that I just can't stand up and enjoy life like a normal person.

everything

My friend says it helps if you have a structured life, like exercise once a day and eat relatively healthy, she said it gets harder when others things are making you feel like shit, how often does your mood change?

>really bad at talking to strangers outside of confrontational situations
>still don't have my drivers license

as an aside my mother's basically an sjw and the only reason i haven't come out of the closet is because I don't want her to use me for her bullshit gender & identity politics

>Slightly Obese
>Dyslexic
>Failed school
>5'8

I'm happy with everything else,
>Sexy ass gf
>7.5 x 5.5 inch dick
>Fairly good job
>Not black

Depends on what happens around me. Like last week, i was close to suicide. But then some days later i lost my virginity. And i actully felt happiness for the first time.

But if nothing happens, no money, no sex etc. Then my life starts to hit rock bottom. And i feel i don't have anyone who i can trust. No hope, i just feel shitty. Self hate. And on and on.

But, i've been like this for three years with out even telling anyone. I recently just told my bestfreind when i was close to killing myself.

I visit the therapist once a week every thursday. Just to work on my self image and other shit.

She've never seen anyone with so much self hatred before she said.

(sorry for bad english.)

>27 and in a committed relationship
>Have had sex with multiple women (at once)
>Decent face and body, intelligent
>Middle class income
>Painfully unhappy because am a closet cuck and girlfriend is not interested in meeting with single men. I can't think about anything else.
>wtf is wrong with me

>depression
>social/general anxiety
>only 5'10''
>early male pattern baldness (first noticed it at 15, 21 now)
>ugly as fuck

I can't enjoy fun social stuff like bars or parties but everyone thinks I do
My brother of 23 lives at home with my Mom and treats her like shit while not paying rent.
kissless virgin
i'm 5;8 and I weigh 140 but I'm too worried about others talking about me to go to a gym

>Very smart, would have all A's if I even barely tried.
>Too lazy to do anything

getting a license may seem like too much work but it's just like 250 and a bunch of forms. And with a license and maybe a car you could get a job.

Also. I'm trying to get fit. Been playing footbal with a long lost freind i just starting hanging with agian.

My bestfreinds said the same. Eating healthier, training etc really helps you out. I'm think i will just at least try.

>bitches keep calling me tuna can
Stay positive, bro, it's all you can do.

You are actually one of the worst type of people in the world

You've got sit down's syndrome...I have a wheelchair van if you wanna go get a beer.

Son?

21
5'6
Black
Alcoholic

>5"7
>Older brother is much more successful than me and everyone is expecting me to be more like him
>Used to be good with women but now I can't find the courage to even aproach them
>Kicked out from the military for something that is not my fault
>No friends really

> 19 kissless virginfag
> dropped out of uni bcuz lazy
> sell this girl my adderall for dirt cheap just for chance to see her

I'm the same but I give minimal effort. 42, back in school because my career is coming to an end, do all my work in the last couple days of my classes, have a 4.0 everyone hates me for it.

>I'm impulsive and I burn bridges

I both like it and hate it about myself. I quit jobs on a whim, dumped girlfriend, estranged a friend trying to fuck his chick. All out of boredom.

No regrets really, but I'm getting nowhere in life

Checked Nice Trips

>18 kissless beta
>Anime
>Socially awkward
>Doesnt enjoy Sup Forums but its the only contact i have with other people

>Im whipped af

You're not working socially either. A smart person would never brag about something like that.

In that case. You're retarded.

...

>Started to develop a super pessimist side

>cant make friends

:(

Get off 4chin son and the pain will fade

> 22
> only 1 gf, ended 3 years ago
> 'dont need a girl' attitude
> want a girl
> not even ugly or fat, workout 4 times a week, still insecure

>tuna can

>Gf found her nudes on here.
>Proceed breakup. Dates an asshole for a few months
>They have lots of sex(according to her he was stupid so "there wasnt much else to do") she tells me some things they did
>Apologize, and finally date her again after they break up
>Find out he had a 8 inch cock
>TFW your only 5.5 inches
>TFW she tells you she sucked his cock on a highway once, but says its too dangerous to try again
>Think about him fucking her sometimes as I fuck her from the back
>Pic related

be happy your girlfriend isn't a slut, being into cucking is a mental disease

copypasta

It boggles my mind that you took her back, she knows you're a pushover to let her back into your life, break up with the bitch and show her who's boss,

>very smart
>would have all A's
Fact is, you don't have all A's. So you're not smart. No one's gonna believe you saying you're "very smart" unless you have shit to prove it.

already got a job, it's in walking distance from where I live.
and when I say I don't have a license, I mean i don't even have my learners
Canada's got 3 license levels
>learners: must have someone with their full license in the front passengers seat when you're operating the vehicle
>intermediate: can drive without restriction during the day, during curfew hours it's like you have a learners license
>full: you can drive without restriction

Why the fuck are there so many rules outside the U.S.

Because the US doesn't care about the wellbeing of its citizens

As you see in pic related, ass is fat and sex is good

i dunno man, it works differntly for each province here, MPI's system is pretty retarded tbh

My soul exists in a 4 dimensional reality.

I know. The world treats me one way and instead of enjoying it, all I want is to see another man dominate my woman.

Eh, whatever.
I'm already done with high school so getting into college would be hard and expensive.
Put in "Spotlight" in elementary. Had at least all A's and B's through elementary.
Middle school I started getting lazy but still passing with all B's.
First year of HS had English and Math AP. Was really lazy and afterwards got put in all dumb or regular classes.

I like my meat well done

Haha this reminds me one time I was waiting in line for a roller coaster and there was this group of nigger and white trash bitches in front of me and the nigger bitch says "We like smawt, but we like jus don do wohk ih skoo an shit"

Not worth it m8,

That's barely the business of the government, commie fag

>Embarassing memories that I've created in my hometown. Cannot talk to anyone from my hometown without them mentioning my autistic moments.
>5 ft 8 in manlet
>poorfag during my youth
>had a mgtow faze that lasted until high school
>litterally no redeemable qualities to obtain a gf or new friends

I should set up an exit bag

>Tall
>Muscular
>Smart
Sounds good, right?
>Ugliest damn face you've ever seen.

My face does not fit the rest of me

This. Sometimes I wish I can wear a mask whenever I go outside, without looking like a wierdo

Pic?

>nothing

this

>waiting in line for rollercoasters
Are you 12?

Dude what? That's really interesting because I had a girl call my cock a "soup can dick". I didn't know if I should be happy or insulted.

It's 6.5"x6"

i think you're my lost twin

Well yeah I was around that age at the time

>too afraid to approach chicks

>tfw spent 5 hours making out and feeling my sisters friends ass on my boner at party 2 days ago while watching her write boyfriend messages how she is sorry and that she loves him so so much
>added me on fb but I'm too afraid to write her message even tho I'd totally date her

My paranoia about rejection was always quite bad but at this point I might as well off myself.

Why can't you find a job?

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