Walk into your cave

>walk into your cave
>see this sitting at your desk, in your chair
What do you do, Sup Forums?

it must be a trap, fo' sho'

Blush and run out of my house, slightly screaming.

politely ask for a handjob or blowjob :)

Ask the bitch why she ain't in the kitchen making me a sammich

Tell that bitch to fuck off so I can play rocket league

Kek

turn 360° and walk away

Start sucking her dick.

>panics internally

Microsoft fag... I'll just sit here keking to myself at your inferior peasant console, shall I? Ps3 ftw...

MOVE I HAVE TO CHECK MY EMAIL YOU FUCKING BITCH

Tell her(male) to get out of my house.

Turn 180° and moonwalk

knock out call cops

pomf

Kek
>slightly screaming

What does that even sound like?

Wut

Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face.

Keksbox 360?

I'm not even sure how to take this

tell her to whip out that dick and let me suck it

Who is this?

Kick live action Asuka out of my fucking lair. Bitch is way to unstable to even consider boning so she'd better leave.

Ask her what number she wants to pick on my kooty catcher.

She's obviously confused because she's a stupid female, dummy. Put a dick in her face instead.

Damn that chair is fine...

Ask her "Are you a feminist?"

Punch her in the throat and choke slam her. The bitch probably brought me down a few ranks in cs:go

" WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE"

/starts chucking pissbottles

hand her a bowl of eggs

ah you must be my new assistant, please realize i am a busy user and i wish for you to be prompt regarding my schedule....all that said, i would very much like if you could go achieve good boy points and bring back the fruits of said achievements in way of chicken tendies...now if you'll excuse me i have a meeting with my waifu

Imagine air escaping a half inflated balloon, with the opening spread to the sides.

Investigate for Adams apple

ask her to show her feminine penis

Remove it from my chair and go along with day-to-day life.

Tell her to go back into the kitchen where all women belong

lift up her shit and blow raspberries on her tum!! :3

I'd probably sperg out, but like, in a really cute way and at first she'd probs hate me but then see that and like find me quite cute and want to take care of me maybe bathe me and help me put on my diaper maybe can set a new record now? who knows but she is not wearing any clothes anymore and it's all going a little too fast for me so I have to gently put her down so I smack her wrist and yell NO! to let her know to cool it down, no means no, we should probably try this some other time...

haha wtf i rate this an 8gag and hope its bait

ask if I can suck her pener