CiV 7.0

CiV 7.0

Another CiV thread, let's see how far we can get this time.

Rules:
1. Only first dubs or higher after the update count.
2. No map expansion.
3. You can control only the towns people.
4. If population drops below 30 we lose.
5. We lose population if resources are in the negative. e.g. -1 etc...
6. We gain resources by building farms, mines, etc...

I hope that's not too many rules :/ Basically you can do whatever you want and I'll try to logically calculate the outcome of you actions.

Population: 130
Resources: 2

people start building twin towers and airplanes.

Build a whore house.

vote for trump

Build a lumberjack

Build a mine!

Dig a crater to poo in

We should build a farm so they don't starve!

We start a massive gang bang to raise in population

winrar

Population: 135
Resources: 3

We build a mine, now we have some iron ore at our disposal. The popualtion grows.

Build a port

snowman religion anyone?

We need some hunters

Build a Small Hotel-Pier, to attract tourists for later.

rolling for this

Build a shrine to GabeN

everyone goes vegan

Build a small harbor for fishing boats

small band of renegades creates a camp on the beach

rolling for this

Roll

GANG BANG

Use the iron to build a fence and gate to the forest

Rolling for this

this

use iron to build a statue commemorating pedophilia

This

rollerus

Dig a ravine from the lake into town, creating a small pond so everyone can get water.

Raze City

Civil war

reroll

Roll roll roll your boat gently to some fish.

For the rebellion! Rolling for.

This

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WINRAR

build harbor and boats to trade resources from mines

Alright, so so far we have the Small Band of Renegades and their Statue of Iron.

The house burns down

Iron will be used to build a fence seperating the village and the new bandit camp.

Build a hunting/foraging guild set up with plenty of open land reserved for farming seeds/plants gathered. Maybe schedule a logging expansion on the side so that we can gather lumber without cutting down the entire forest.

Just to be clear, the lodge this turn, but with room for farm land on the opposite side from the forest and room for a lumber mill next to it also bordering the forest. The lumber mill and farmland will be built in future turns if only one building can be done at a time.

winrar

Population: 135
Resources: 2
Objects: Town Hall - Mine - Pedo Bean statue

We build an iron statue dedicated to pedophilia, it's the bean king

use the lolis and children of the village as breeding stock to increase the population exponentially...

all breeding shall take place around the statue of pedophilia.

Build a Horse Stable!

rolling for this

Well that was fast.

all hail the bean king

>IT HAPPENED AGAIN
omfg i keep getting pedo gets
topkek

Rolling for

Where will the thread go from here?

winrar

Population: 155
Resources: 2
Objects: Town Hall - Mine - Pedo Bean statue

We breed like the degenerate fucks we are and the population grows but without adequate housing a disease might appear. Cum stains have appeared around the statue.

build a fishing camp and clean the town of all filth (including the statue)

reroll

I just want to build a port

rerollus

Winrar

Build a port

rollerino

start selling any children over the age of 14, besides the village elders, to the slave traders that anchor off the coast.

Make a Chris Hansen statue for the rival religion against child sex.

Suddenly, a european blanket appears!
(massive smallpox outbreak, leaving only 50 people)

only first dubs after the update

reroll

villagers build barracks and clean the town of all incestous filth and the pedo bear

roll

rolling for this

>AND ANOTHER 1

5% of the males kill 95% of the population because of religion and start to breed their asses

roll

reroll

roll

Welcome to pedo town
the dub gods have decided

roll this

We are doomed

Rolling for diversity

Reroll

winrar


Population: 150
Resources: 3
Objects: Town Hall - Mine - Pedo Bean statue

We started selling people off which gives us an additional resource +1 but we lose 5 people each round :S A small road has appeared to the nearby coast

A seperate town is erected that opposed the new town's Rapey views.

this

yay! I love your thread :D
Clean the village

We build a fort so that we can train warriors and protect ourselves

FUCK OFF PEDO SHITS GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER CUNTS (build a port and a fishing boat)

A feminist revolt happens and all males are turned into cucks

thanks user :D

rerollius et use the resources of the statue for a rocketlauncher

roll for gay sex

Create a manufacturing building that produces building materials

rerollllll

The elders become harambe

Underground Resistance of battle Children! Base camps appear in the woods.

Butt sex is true love

Sacrifice every virgin in the village to cthulu so he will be pleased with us. And if he is pleased let him give us some fish

Make a bonfire behind the town hall composed of niggers we stoned to death

winrar

if dubs port will be used for the sole purpose of selling loli sex slaves
we will be the pedo capital of the new world

Great!

roll for this

WINRAR

Gosh Dammiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!
Fuck it, Balloo builds and Airstrip

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