Another CiV thread, let's see how far we can get this time.
Rules: 1. Only first dubs or higher after the update count. 2. No map expansion. 3. You can control only the towns people. 4. If population drops below 30 we lose. 5. We lose population if resources are in the negative. e.g. -1 etc... 6. We gain resources by building farms, mines, etc...
I hope that's not too many rules :/ Basically you can do whatever you want and I'll try to logically calculate the outcome of you actions.
Population: 130 Resources: 2
Levi Ross
people start building twin towers and airplanes.
Brody Evans
Build a whore house.
Luke Gomez
vote for trump
Jack Sanchez
Build a lumberjack
Carter Morales
Build a mine!
Gabriel Carter
Dig a crater to poo in
Hunter Watson
We should build a farm so they don't starve!
Jonathan White
We start a massive gang bang to raise in population
Adam Robinson
winrar
Population: 135 Resources: 3
We build a mine, now we have some iron ore at our disposal. The popualtion grows.
Samuel Jenkins
Build a port
Jonathan Martinez
snowman religion anyone?
Logan Kelly
We need some hunters
Easton Gray
Build a Small Hotel-Pier, to attract tourists for later.
Adam Campbell
rolling for this
John Gray
Build a shrine to GabeN
Austin Scott
everyone goes vegan
Caleb Price
Build a small harbor for fishing boats
Jaxon Hughes
small band of renegades creates a camp on the beach
Asher Thompson
rolling for this
Hudson Stewart
Roll
Robert Morgan
GANG BANG
Wyatt Fisher
Use the iron to build a fence and gate to the forest
Ethan Watson
Rolling for this
Hudson Bailey
this
Jose Collins
use iron to build a statue commemorating pedophilia
Asher Torres
This
Ayden Cox
rollerus
Logan Ortiz
Dig a ravine from the lake into town, creating a small pond so everyone can get water.
Josiah Clark
Raze City
Xavier Morris
Civil war
Blake Ward
reroll
Leo Wilson
Roll roll roll your boat gently to some fish.
Angel Richardson
For the rebellion! Rolling for.
Colton Hill
This
Xavier Wright
...
Sebastian Nguyen
WINRAR
Alexander Morgan
build harbor and boats to trade resources from mines
Easton Collins
Alright, so so far we have the Small Band of Renegades and their Statue of Iron.
Caleb Lee
The house burns down
Aiden Harris
Iron will be used to build a fence seperating the village and the new bandit camp.
Asher Thomas
Build a hunting/foraging guild set up with plenty of open land reserved for farming seeds/plants gathered. Maybe schedule a logging expansion on the side so that we can gather lumber without cutting down the entire forest.
Just to be clear, the lodge this turn, but with room for farm land on the opposite side from the forest and room for a lumber mill next to it also bordering the forest. The lumber mill and farmland will be built in future turns if only one building can be done at a time.
Ayden Lee
winrar
Population: 135 Resources: 2 Objects: Town Hall - Mine - Pedo Bean statue
We build an iron statue dedicated to pedophilia, it's the bean king
Leo Edwards
use the lolis and children of the village as breeding stock to increase the population exponentially...
all breeding shall take place around the statue of pedophilia.
Ayden Rivera
Build a Horse Stable!
Samuel Brooks
rolling for this
Ayden Powell
Well that was fast.
Easton White
all hail the bean king
Nolan Stewart
>IT HAPPENED AGAIN omfg i keep getting pedo gets topkek
Jason Foster
Rolling for
Brody Clark
Where will the thread go from here?
Gavin Lopez
winrar
Population: 155 Resources: 2 Objects: Town Hall - Mine - Pedo Bean statue
We breed like the degenerate fucks we are and the population grows but without adequate housing a disease might appear. Cum stains have appeared around the statue.
Aaron Martin
build a fishing camp and clean the town of all filth (including the statue)
Cameron Davis
reroll
Robert Bell
I just want to build a port
Jack Cruz
rerollus
James Butler
Winrar
Elijah Rogers
Build a port
John Nelson
rollerino
Dominic Wright
start selling any children over the age of 14, besides the village elders, to the slave traders that anchor off the coast.
Josiah Diaz
Make a Chris Hansen statue for the rival religion against child sex.
Benjamin Fisher
Suddenly, a european blanket appears! (massive smallpox outbreak, leaving only 50 people)
Eli Cooper
only first dubs after the update
James Harris
reroll
Sebastian Thompson
villagers build barracks and clean the town of all incestous filth and the pedo bear
Christian Powell
roll
Jayden Stewart
rolling for this
Liam Richardson
>AND ANOTHER 1
Robert Hall
5% of the males kill 95% of the population because of religion and start to breed their asses
Connor Carter
roll
Jaxson Watson
reroll
Michael Sullivan
roll
Isaac Cooper
Welcome to pedo town the dub gods have decided
Aaron Torres
roll this
Lucas Young
We are doomed
Tyler Lopez
Rolling for diversity
Elijah Gutierrez
Reroll
Jackson Robinson
winrar
Population: 150 Resources: 3 Objects: Town Hall - Mine - Pedo Bean statue
We started selling people off which gives us an additional resource +1 but we lose 5 people each round :S A small road has appeared to the nearby coast
Jayden Moore
A seperate town is erected that opposed the new town's Rapey views.
Blake Mitchell
this
Christian Ortiz
yay! I love your thread :D Clean the village
Dylan Thompson
We build a fort so that we can train warriors and protect ourselves
Andrew Martin
FUCK OFF PEDO SHITS GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER CUNTS (build a port and a fishing boat)
Christian James
A feminist revolt happens and all males are turned into cucks
Asher Gonzalez
thanks user :D
Ayden Robinson
rerollius et use the resources of the statue for a rocketlauncher
Bentley Bell
roll for gay sex
Liam Rogers
Create a manufacturing building that produces building materials
Jose Rodriguez
rerollllll
Xavier Martinez
The elders become harambe
Ian Young
Underground Resistance of battle Children! Base camps appear in the woods.
Connor Murphy
Butt sex is true love
Isaac Rivera
Sacrifice every virgin in the village to cthulu so he will be pleased with us. And if he is pleased let him give us some fish
Brandon Turner
Make a bonfire behind the town hall composed of niggers we stoned to death
Jaxon Brown
winrar
if dubs port will be used for the sole purpose of selling loli sex slaves we will be the pedo capital of the new world
Connor Hill
Great!
Daniel Davis
roll for this
Brandon Brooks
WINRAR
Ethan Robinson
Gosh Dammiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!! Fuck it, Balloo builds and Airstrip