How do you fix this?
How do you fix this?
more baneposting
Ban everything Game of Caner related.
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So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.
Have Interpol track down the autistic, Australian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of the actress Brighton Sharbino relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.
Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.
Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Australian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."
For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).
THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.
Needs more Sup Forums
ban got
By giving me a gf.
/thread
>delete Sup Forums
>replace it with /kino/, /telekino/ and /got/
Ban everything GoT, Walking Pleb or shit like that
Ban all Australians
More baneposting
Permaban Sup Forums,Sup Forums,Sup Forums,Sup Forums crossposters
/film/
Sup Forums
/tvg/
Endorse
>Baneposting
>Waifuism
>OC memes
>Shitposting
>Have that Australian guy post his cunnyfu in all GoT threads
>waifu threads
>Baneposting all year round
>ban all subhuman Mexican redditors
>OC memes
>Shitposting
>More baneposting
>more baneposting
fuck off to /s4s/ you retards, you're part of the problem
hey reddit!
I bet this subhuman Mexican redditor post in JUST threads.
This. We're not always right - you should see some of the shit that tinfoil-hat conspiratards come up with in the name of "free speech" - but we're right often-enough to scare a lot of people, i.e. most of the time.
>its a hate on Australia post
Yea fuck off lad, can't handle the banter
nazi style moderation 24/7
Ban pictures of women.
kys
See?
ban hotheads like this faggot
How about ban memeing faggots like you?
crash every got thread with baneposting
>kys
Kill yourself, homo
The first step of fixing every board is to ban generals. Only then can you then begin to salvage the broken pieces of the community.
/tvg/ - Film and television generals containing but not limited to
/Got/
/Who/
/csg/ - capeshit general
/cg/ - celeb gossip general
/ecg/ - e-celeb gossip general
/swg/ - star wars general
etc
Nice
remove Sup Forums and cuckposters
we need a mod that actually cares about Sup Forums and isn't a meme spouting retard
>a new trailer for a big movie hits the web
make a general
>a new episode of a popular show is airing
make a general
You can't. Just get rid of it.
DELETE IT
you
fpbp + trips of truth
this is my favorite underrated pasta
>user was banged with this post
thanks user
more waifu threads
We need a tier program.
Sup Forums will be open to the public as a containment board..
/film/ will be brought back and only select posters on Sup Forums will be given access.
And lastly, /kino/ will be a very exclusive group of the highest caliber posters known to Sup Forums.
fire all reddit mods
ban anyone who has ever posted on reddit
allow waifus back in
bam fixed
>ban anyone who has ever posted on reddit
Oh, yeah? How ya gonna find THAT out? SKELETON power?
IT's not as if we're going to find Waldo.
trap threads
we can start with every user who has ever made a "what did he mean by this xD" thread that ought to get at least a few thousand redditors right there