Hey Sup Forums, welcome to my pawn shop. Show me what you have and I'll make you an offer

Hey Sup Forums, welcome to my pawn shop. Show me what you have and I'll make you an offer.

Hmmmm how about this gorilla?

Hmmmm, hold up let me go get an expert.

Like new. Only 375k on it. Runs like a dream. Custom paint job.

Comic book interest you?

Hi I'm the gorilla expert. This gorilla is normally worth a lot, but I'm afraid it was shot. RIP Harambe. It's worth about 4 bucks now.

Hmmmm looks like it's in good condition, but I'ma get my car expert in here.

How much can I get for this slick Battletoad jpeg?

What can you give me for this ultra rare 9/11 pepe?

Hello I'm the car expert, that car is the best i've ever scene, as that was Hitlers car. worth 5 grand.

how much for this digimon?

I'm afraid that is way to offensive and the History channel won't let me buy it. Sorry.

"I'll give you 3 grand."

(behind scenes interview) "I'm not gonna lie. I really want that car"

Since we have a gorilla expert on here, what's the best price i can find on this guy?

What would you give me for my child?

Found this in a wall, how much could I get for this?

hey was wondering if you could price up my pet turtle

Are you sure that's authentic? Looks like a fake.

how much for a sad dragon

Chumlee is gonna take his lunch break and we're gonna film it since we have a half hour to fill

I'm sorry sir, we don't buy niggers.

How much would you offer me for this?

And meth.

How much for these Nazi stamps?

>I actually own most of these for some reason

How about this?

how much could I get for this pocahontas photo?

original from the early 1600s

Chumlee, this is you 7th lunch break this hour, what gives?

*bad joke*
*wheezing laugh*

Kids are fucking disgusting, I don't even wants kids and probably never will. I think the act of changing diapers with shit in them is gross, I guess you get use to it but that picture explains a lot.

Your kid shits his diaper and you have to change him, it'd be great if kids could use the toilet at a really young age.

Just imagine changing their diapers while they piss in your face and shit themselves even more, and they're crying because their stupid fucking ass has diaper rash

WELL, I NEVER!

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THIS ORANGUTANG IS A PROUD JAP

I'm sorry but the Nazi's didn't win, so there isn't much need for Nazi government stamps. I'll give you 1.00$ in store credit.

But if we don't film some shenanigans, history channel is going to shut our shit down

How much for these dubs?

Hey dad it's me Chumlee, I got arrested I need help.

these rare incandescent light bulb prototypes made by Dr. Edision himself in 1889

How much for immunity?

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How much for this genuine Stradivarius fingerbox? It was previously owned by Fidel Castro.

He's a stupid nigger, Rick.

*weezing* I'LL PAY WHATEVER YOU WANT!

How much can I get for Iraq?

FUCK YOU OLD MAN NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING *shoves food into face and weezes*

what will you give me for this specimen?

What you got for sale for $1.00?
Don't try to fuck me, Rick

how much maaaan

how much for this very rare high grade t shirt right here

This man's dubs.

how much for this hyper realistic sex doll

How much for this minuteman missile?

Leave my grandpa alone

Did anyone else think the Chum arrest sounded fishy? Dude's obviously a degenerate but why would they search your house because of a suspected sexual assault that happened somewhere else? Funny how the sex charges got dropped but they nailed him for shit that they found in what seems to be an illegal search

Sorry but since there is no Nazi symbol on it we don't want it.

I have a talking SETI that's worth 100 million. I'm right in Vegas too but I need a ride becasue on 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with
my car. :-)

Looks fake. What else you got? Can you do $2.00 store credit?

How about this completely genuine pepe the frog?

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How much for this piece of art ?

how much for this fine slave he gots all his teeth

No.

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come on hes got all this muscle and all this teeth he will fetch you a good price at market

I have this Indy Ultimate card. It's pretty strong and rare. Haven't seen it around alot. Some say it's OC. What canyou give me for it?

This is the most "Pawn Stars" post I've ever seen

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How much for this pepe

>iFunny
>Kill yourself

How much for my faggot detector?
Pic related, it's me using it on the OP of a trap thread

I've got a rarer one, Rick. Have Dumb Hoss or whatever his name is appraise it

how much for this turbo encabulator? it's still in the box

How much for this vintage can of Doritos 3D? Still good to eat, probably

OK I'l take $100,000 store credit for seti. Do you have anything for a Catholic army like dune?

How much for this video game?

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those are the worst dildos I've ever seen

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Let Rick get his donut guy, Chumlee, down to take a look