Paint.net Survival Thread.
Dubs decides what to do next, 999 = death. 777 = rescue. (if someone gets one of those to early it will be ignored)
You awake on a tropical island after a boat accident, but the boat is nowhere to be found. You need shelter.
Hunger: 100
Thirst: 100
Energy: 100
Health: 100
Make shelter out of own shit
shameless self bump
build concentration camp in case of natives
Rolling
Off by 7
climb on mountain, in search of its delicious dew
commit sudoku
look for debris from the boat, something has to be useful (idk, a flashlight? matches? chopped wood?, any survival items? canned food? anything helpful that might be on a boat)
shameless self bump
again
69 has to mean something?
"but the boat is nowhere to be found"
if case of dubs: try to fuck hole in a random tree
roll
Look for sand ok well i found sand now i dig a hole then i go looking for an animal and i kill it i put the animal in the hole and i eat it raw why a hole you say? because fuck you.
the boat or debris from the boat, there HAS to be something...
if dubs: make SOS signal with stones and wood
Find flattest rock you can and enter forest to get wood
roll
...
investigate smoke or whatever thats supposed to be
sleep in the tops of the trees you don't need shelter to badly on a tropical island
go inside the cave
jerk off
Dig a hole and bury yourself
download limewire
this will be dubs
damn, off by 1
now THIS will be real dubs
ok, 3rd is the charm
last one before I go fuck my self for not being able to motherfucking get dubs
roll
cunt
Make a dildo out of rocks
Focus efforts on developing a still. Gather coconuts for distillation, make fire, make still, make booze, drink.
Dubs
You suck dude
Lmao nice
i won btw you fags. turn on the gas OP