Confession Thread

Confession Thread
Lets get it off our chest.

i hope trump wins and we go to wwiii and then the world ends.

found nudes of my sister once when i was 14. had a fun time then felt like shit. I still kind of do but whatever. theyre somewhere around my computer.

I look at naked pictures of women on the Internet.

post em boi

gonna need you to initiate search, user

I hate my mother because she gave me shitty genes. I think that she is ugly, I don't know what my dad was thinking, he's a handsome man and could have gotten any bitch he wanted. I feel guilty because my mom is a wonderful person, but deep down I despise her even though she can't control it. Also, I have jerked off to shemale porn way more than I would like. I guess I am partially a faggot too.

I thought that was the reason most want him in office is so that happens. Still better than hillary though.

you monster

Dont want to post face.

>I guess I am partially a faggot
>partially

White people are the most superior race

>be me in the past
>watch shrek is love shrek is live for first time
>lol
>the shrek humping part gets me in the mood to fap
>go to my reliable fapsite and think about what to watch as i stare at the search bar
>shrek porn
>shitty 3d stuff comes up
>go to bing and type shrek porn
>open a couple promising videos and start to fap
>literally cum faster then i ever have before
>start fapping to shrek porn regularly
>realize a couple faps later that i am fapping mainly to shrek and not fiona or whoever he is pounding
>lookup pictures of just shrek and his bulging cock
>my mouth waters and i cum even faster
>for the first time in my life get so horny that i make a homemade dildo and lube it and put it in my ass
>hurts really bad at first but after a while it feels amazing
>bounce up and down stroking my cock while looking at shreks throbbing cock
>it feels so good im audibly moaning against my will
>YES SHREK PLEASE FILL ME WITH YOUR WARM OGRE CUM
>when i cum i orgasm and my eyes roll into the back of my head
>repeat this every night
>eventually stop out of feeling like a total weirdo
>now im back to watching straight porn
>mfw i still think back to when for about half a year i unironically fapped to shrek like a weird faggot

Wtf is wrong with you?

Hot

I'm bipolar, and I really want to go off my meds, trigger a manic episode, and go fucking nuts partying. The only thing stopping me is the innevitable crash with crippling depression the will follow it.

Jerked off to the guy that fucked the dead doe, orally got me off more

Still get horny to the guy fucking the snake but won't ever fap to it since I assume the snakes in pain.

i don't like anime

Don't stop, man

I got a blow job off a women who had just been fucked off 2 guys I work with and an empty bottle of champagne. I asked her to go into the room said nothing else just fucked her face came down her throat, turned my back on her told her "that'll do" as I go to walk out the room I see a pre rolled joint on my colleague's computer, take it and blaze it.

Not surprised, there's only about 2 that I enjoy and even then it's not because they're anime I just enjoy them as stories.

Alien tits

I turned from punk to weekend-nazi. The muslims are destroying our lands. What can we do?

my gf dumped me because she found my trap folder

How much did she see?

come back to the dark side, away from the douche side.

i have topless pics of my colleague, she begged me not to show anyone and offered me sex while she has a bf. we had sex and i showed it to some more colleagues and have been spreading it online since then.

Damn bro that's hard core. I wish I could do something that cool XD

well... show pics

in my childhood i found my dead dads Recorder that my sister once took for over a year, i go trough recorded stuff, found my sisters porn vid :/ rip childhood

The grill I like saw me the other day, completely ignored me and talked to someone else despite us being close. I feel like pure shit even tho I tell my self she's not for me

Did you just fuck her the one time? Seems like a wasted chance to get more blackmail material.

Pics or fake

I actually want really badly to just be a normie.

that photoshop job is terrible, all their shirts are off center

I put a condom on a plunger handle and sat on it sunday. I wanted to see why my ex always complained about anal. Felt no pleasure or anything really.

No clue why she hates me fucking her ass. Didn't even need to toy my ass to slide it in.

Get used to it, man, it never ends

When I was 12 my 11 year old sister caught me letting the dog lick easy cheese off of my balls. I convinced her let the dog eat easy cheese out of her vag so that she couldn't tell our dad without getting in trouble. Mutually assured destruction.

Now she's totally into bestiality and it's all my fault.

no youre just an asshole
on the flipside my mom ruined my life and i didnt fully realize it until i moved out and then it hit me that most of my issues stem from her
if your mom treats you well and you only hate her because of looks go off yourself

ineed a bloody therapist to lie to me not tell me to get used to it

nothin wrong with exploring your sexuality dude

better that being a fucking cuck and only doing it in missionary for the sake of procreating the rest of your life

Up until 7th grade, I realized having one testicle wasn't normal. As a kid I had a surgery to remove a cancerous testicle that I never knew about.

When I was in first grade, I was sitting on the steps of my school when this other kid in my class started walking down. He was chinese and didn't speak much english and everyone thought me was weird. I didn't dislike him, but for some reason, I stuck out my foot and tripped him and he fell down the stairs and got up crying with a bloody nose. I played it off like an accident and didn't get into trouble. I don't know why I did it to this day. It wasn't that I wanted to hurt him so much that I was 6 and just wanted to see what would happen. I still feel bad about this at 30.

guy fucking the snake is the most fucked up thing on the internet

i've seen it all, nothing comes close, how did he even figure that shit out?

Why are her nipples shaped like the eye of sauron?

I had sex with my niece multiple times over the course of a two-week visit. She got pregnant during, and had to play it off as her boyfriend's baby. They're raising it now due to abortion being against their religion or some dumb non-christian non-mainstream religion shit.
>inb4 pedo

My niece is like, a month younger than me and I'm 23.

I use reddit.

Good girls, I wonder if they have any brothers. I would love to have a beer with their fathers.

I have ounce found my friends GF nudes on facebook, because i had acces to it, aka i used to own it. Long story short i spread his GF nudes around the squad with out him knowing

Kudos to you for getting another slut to enjoy bestiality. Few things hotter than a woman so desperate for cock that she'll let a dog ram its knot into her.

>I don't know what my dad was thinking
>my mon is a wonderful person

That's true love user.

being a normie just means putting on a fake mask all week

literally the most normal person you think of probably spends their nights sitting on lubed up pylons trying to get a new record for depth

In kindergarten one of the popular girls had a birthday and she wore a dress do school. For the first time I wondered if girls are different to boys. On the way to recess, I literally lied down on the floor like an autist to see what's under her dress. Saw nothing but panties, I figured girls are like bois and have dicks. Come 6th grade and I finally realised were different

so you are 13?

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My second wife took me to the woods and made complicit in her transplanting an endangered plant to our yard. Of the three, there remains one lonely, hidden trillium. I'm sorry, plants.

I once got dared to fuck a classmate when i was in second grade, but since stupid kids we just jumped around the class naked while everyone was away...
... She's on another country now...

I decided to go "sciences" instead of "command" or "operations" on the Star Trek costume jackets. Not smart enough to be an engineer, not Alpha enough to be a commander.

reported to RCMP

fuck you asshole eh

For you to even think that shows how far you are from normal society. There are people out there that are sleep by 10, have never heard of this place, and would call the cops if you showed them some loli shit.

this pic has been in threads for weeks, fake as fuck

I make money online by being a catfish, i use pics from /soc/ to make it seem like they are mine, after i get pics i sell "my" nudes online.
Occasionally, i sell webcams shows by using "Fake webcams"
So far it has been working well, since i dont have a job and i still make decent money out of this.

Kill yourself.

I'm man enough to vote for a woman, are you?

Cancer

Im not american, but im european and im keep seeing these elections and im thinking, how fucked up is america right now?

I really really really want my gf to fuck me in the ass. And she would I'm just afraid that she'll start challenging my authority after, or we break up and she tells everybody I like to get fucked.

yea pic + story get spread by others and i spread it myself

I didn't major in a STEM field.

Yep, Jill Stein

because you are a virgin faggot who has no real experience with naked females.

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I'm white

My sister's pregnant and it might be mine. Everyone assumes it's her boyfriend's but I'm freaking out.

wtf did i just read

yeah; her name was Carly Fiorina

I'm dating an older woman by 2 years because she thinks I'm cute. I really like it when she teases me that way because it makes me feel cute.

>My buddy's daughter stroked my cock through my jeans for 4 mins. I came in my shorts - then told her to knock it off.
She had no idea she made me cum...

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post sisters bod

Mfw bing

underrated post

not nearly as fucked up as you faggots.
dont believe the hype.

I identify as straight but at night I finger my shaved butt for older guys on skype and it's so freaking hot.

Thinking about meeting up But I'm scared

i wanna lick my girls ass, its so big and soft

Hot

I'm a pedo.
But more of hebephile but I doubt that anyone cares about the difference.
btw just broke up with my gf because some anons told me I'd ruin her youth and they're kinda right.
I still hear she crying.

I don't deserve to b hapyy ;_;

I want to fuck my nigger boss. Pic related is what she looks like.

shoulda stuffed it in her mouth

Thinking about cheating on my GF with a sexy mixed race chick who wants cash from me but I don't give money away. Been fucking the same pussy for 4 years. Probably won't do it but it feels good to admit.

I washed out of the military twice. First time was from the Air Force during Basic, second time was during Army AIT a year and a half later. AMA.

do it or no balls

every week i add 4-8 hours extra to my time sheet, sometimes more sometimes less

theres very little chance i'll get caught and i justify it since i spend nearly all my time at work actually working

you are a faggot, not straight

To what end? I'm not unhappy and I feel like the risk isn't worth the reward. I'm probably gonna come unglued in like 10 minutes.

I committed a blood-related ceremony in front of my friends. I lost contact with most of them.

We're all faggots here user

the urge is there but do you want to deal with the aftermath of that shit?

people who cheat have literally zero foresight