Life Advice

Life Advice.

Post age and what advice would you give for life. Let it be something you experienced first hand.

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Dont let him humiliate you in front of every one. Punch him in the face

Don't be fat
Don't trust that bitch- she'll cheat on you
Fuck girls always when you have an opportunity, not when you think it's "the one"
And the most important-
Don't drink that milk from last month, even if it is a bet and you get $50 for it. It's not worth it

Always have a pack of gum on you when you go out.

>Fuck girls always when you have an opportunity, not when you think it's "the one"

I used to believe in this. Then I caught the incurable.

Remember, time means shit in a relationship.

why?
mind to elaborate ?

Settle down, Doublemint Dave

>30
>If you're going to another country to visit, live like the locals. Extra money in your pocket when you get back from your trip is better than drinking some overpriced wine which you piss after a couple of hours.
>live within your means
>try not to use credit card. If you need to get something online, use the prepaid ones. Less stress.

>10
>never fucking touch internet

Always believed in yourself

You can be years with a girl, be loyal to her, trying to change for better, but the moment she loses interest, its over.

>9
>Waifu from putin

This and also use a condom. We don't want an army of Sup Forumstards any soon. Many of us are wizards and will end without spreading. A small minority will have fucked up kids who will then g on to be themselves /btards

Stay away from Pakis. They're all smelly, lying and deceitful. They're cheaper than Jews and their smiles are hollow.

Source: 42 years old, raised in Pakistani school, Pakistani neighbourhood, have worked in Pakistani workplaces

+1
I get it now.

God damn it doublemint dave.

29 years old.
My advice is you gotta lift a lot of weight to get swole as fuck

25 and never gamble. If you do gamble though, in UK, you can always get a debt relief order to write off debt between £10,000 - £20,000. Credit rating will be fucked though.

painful truth

Sex is overated
Is not worth to be upset for small things
You should exercise
Try to be nice to people

This is bullshit, in England, pakis are the friendliest guys ive met. I am on friendly terms with a few from 2 different shops and they give me discounts and always fun to talk to.

Are you me? This is awkward as fuck. 4 and a half years into yellow fever. She dumps me for a sandnigger.

You always have a choice, and when you have to look someone in the eye and tell them you fucked up, you won't be able to say "the right choice wasn't convenient at the time" or "they told me to"

38. be patient.

oh let me guess you're blonde and look like a silly cunt who drinks more beer than he can handle on friday nights... Pakis love you because you have dat $ son

>paki detected

m8 i'm british too and live in rochdale. it is a paki filled shithole and every street in every pakistani area is filled with trash and shit. they spit when you walk past with your girlfriend if she isn't fully fucking clothed yet they're constantly being done for raping 14 year old white schoolgirls. one of the shitty labour paki councillors for rochdale had his whole family go to fucking syria to try to join isis. every time i go to tesco i see them shoplifting. every. single. time.

you must live somewhere with one or two pakis, once there's a few of them they really start to take the piss.

Funny cause I have Pakis living nextdoor and they let their child shit in my back garden under my bedroom window.

>friendliest
lrn2 taquiyya

it's in the quran to be friendly with and deceive non muslims until you can kill them you pleb

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All that stuff about how life was easier back in the day before baby boomers ruined everything?

It's bullshit, stop telling yourself that.

It was hard to get jobs then too.
The difference was that our generation wasn't told that they could be anything they wanted,
so we didn't have any expectations on what life was "supposed" to be like.
We moved out of the house, lived in shit apartments, doing shit jobs,
until we got enough experience to move up in life.

So the sooner you stop making excuses for why you haven't succeeded yet, and just move on with life, the better.

Well I'm from Bournemouth maybe its different here

Don't be an alcoholic.

that's actually wrong my friend. taquiyya is only used by chia which are just a fraction of muslims

>33
>Join The Military And Kill Sandniggers

>in England, pakis are the friendliest guys ive met

HAHAHAHAHAHA

where the fuck do you live? somewhere with one paki in a corner shop? come to a town with more than 20 of them, where all they do is fucking rape and moan and build mosques.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Doublet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

>pakis
>friendliest guys in england
>a few fine examples above

When you are drained out of motivation or feeling to do something to change yoir life. Just do it, no matter how humiliating, or how much hesitation you think you will have. Make the change.

You're trolling, right? 1/10 for making me respond

wasnt there some thread about a gum guy named that a while ago or something like that?

Triggered or what

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Accept that racism will always exist, even if it's disguised as something positive.

You don't have to forget the past but you do need to learn to move on.

Surround yourself with positive things and stuff that makes you happy.

let your gf tongue your asshole
it sounds weird when you're only 14 but believe me you're going to grow into an anal master in six years but you will never have such a qt suck you like that again

They are really friendly. In Leeds I see them at the bus station every schoolday at around 3.30-5pm sitting down next to the schoolgirls and talking to them. Then they go back to their shitty 80s Mercedes and Ford Fiestas with them.

This. Motherfucking this! I'm 30 and millennials who say that makes me rage.

>there's no cellphone and ipod and other bullshit back then
>appliances are expensive but they were built to last
>people fix things
>universities have had high standards
>only smart people go to universities
>families were strong because mothers stay home and raise their family
>kids play outside because less do-gooders call CPS

Don't be introvert.
Don't let your life be controlled by anyone else.
Show strength and some self consciousness

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Dont focus on other people going toward the same goal as you. Just focus and work hard for yourself, not to beat anyone else or prove anything to anyone else

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Stay in school. It's dumb, and it's made for dumb people, but it's still the best way forward. That one's mostly for my past self.
Almost any social or political opinion has at least a little bit of truth to it. You're doing well if you see more truth in those different from you than they see in you.
Nice people are less likely to take advantage of you than jerks, but it matters much more how likely they are to face consequences than how nice they are.
Pity others and give the benefit of the doubt often, but never spare yourself any more than you must to maintain some self-esteem. Complacency kills.

same in rochdale. i was walking home from work two weeks ago and caught one in a bush, he was about 20 and with a girl who looked about 13. they were just gawping at me mid grope and i just shook my head and kept walking because fuck it. say anything and you're racist, don't need the trouble.

>don't be an introvert
It's hard when you're a conservative and you live in Toronto. You could trigger someone without even knowing it. Fuck this city!

I've lost my respect to public schools here in Toronto. They're promoting degeneracy to kids.

If you ever find yourself saying "I can find better then her"
>Stop
No you can't, because if you could you would have.
So appreciate what you have.
Because you may find yourself saying she was the best I ever "had".
>a forewarning

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Don't be a faggot and wait to get your license

There must be something in the English air, because they behave like total savages everywhere else in the world. Wait a minute... don't they rape and abuse little girls in England by the tens of thousands?

Come to Bolton, I'll let you stay over to get the full experience. First thing in the morning this is what wakes you up:

youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

After that it's the call to prayer a few times a day ringing out over the beautiful British hills.

no, as you can see they are lovely people

>Fuck girls always when you have an opportunity, not when you think it's "the one"
then realize casual sex is overrated af, and is only good 30% of the time. get bored of it and a bit depressed and go back to searching for the one.
Then realise you've been friends with the one for the longest time but you never noticed and you didn't even think of her that way.
fuck sex dude.
She's so perfect you would wait all the time of your life for her, because when someone is the definition of perfection it's impossible to not fall in love with them no matter how hard you try.
Then you'll see this is what love really is, it's not the bs you see in movies, it's not the classically romantic dates. It's chilling and talking shit while you wait for the machines at the laundromat to be over. It's the going to parties until the sun comes out, grabbing some egg mc muffins and enjoying the silence. It's the climbing a tree because when was the last time you climbed a tree. Is the actually enjoying small talk. is the not wanting sex just to get laid, it's the wanting to be able to express your love in a physical way.

>TL;DR
You're never too young to find the one, when you do, you'll know, because you'll also understand what love is.

You're right. Europe needs to learn to tolerate this type of behavior. After all, it's their culture, and it's quite enriching tbh.

21/ Don't try to start a relationship when feeling lonely, be sure you actually like the person.

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Take the road test, you couldve had your license 5 months ago but you forgot

this

hahahaha the edge

>21
Traps are superior to vanilla women

38 yr oldfag here, not going to read the thread so there may be some redundancies, Gonna strip it down to a few real basic, important things. Some I learned through experience, some I learned watching my family/friends go through

>don't stick dick in crazy
>life isn't all about money, it's about relationships, memories and experience
>pay your taxes
>don't get hung up on a bitch, there are literally billions of them out there
>treat your future self like you would a dear friend, or family member.
>if your family doesn't suck, stay close to them. Your parents love you, (unless they don't), and your siblings will be the closest link to you past you will ever have.
>ANYTHING is ok in MODERATION, it's ok to enjoy yourself, just don't go ham
>don't get married unless you are willing to give up yourself to being married.
>if you do get married and end up with kids, that is your new primary goal and objective in life, nothing else will be. So think about it before jumping into family life
>super serious relationships if you're younger than 25 is a bad idea, you're still a kid, chances are he/she is too. I don't care how cool, experienced you think you are.
>if you get the opportunity, travel, learn about world around you
>confidence is hot. Be comfortable in your own skin, don't get hung up on things you cannot control.
>take care of yourself. Eat as well as you can, work out if/when you can
>again, moderation, you don't have to go crazy.
>remember that the people around you are just people, just like you, going through the same type of experience you are. Be nice to them, don't make assumptions, you can't ever really be too sure why someone has done something they have, or why they are the way they are.

Finally there is something I always think to myself when making a choice a decision. It sounds gay AF but hasn't let me down yet.
>do the right thing, in all things.

You're a fag and you're scared that your friends and family would judge and disown you, so, you make yourself believe that traps are better.

Thanks man.. People like you make the world more peaceful one sandnigger at a time

From Manchester here. Don't blame Pakistan for making your town shit, it's just a shit place. Also your females are crazy as fuck, not the good kind.

26. Don't become alcoholic during college if you can help it.

>implying the females are somehow different 11 miles away in manchester

Rochdale is in Greater Manchester you knob jockey

Well that's highly subjective I would say.

REAL IMPORTANT:
>do the right thing, in all things.

Don't fuck people over just for the sake of it, even if they deserve it. People are just people. Don't be a dick.

Unless you're dealing with a mudslime. Never trust a mudslime.

20. Don't fall in love with a girl who's getting married in a week and don't stay up all night cuddling with her in your bed the day before her wedding.

Dude I needed this advice so long ago.. Why were you fapping to traps instead? Fucking faggot

24

Nothing is free

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Story time, faggot. do it!

Well?

30 years old.

Check your car's fluids every day. Make it a part of your morning routine. You'll extend the live of your automobile by at least 100k miles.

>don't use credit card
Terrible advice
It's important to build credit

I hope you're right. I don't think you're right.

where can i get the garlic-cheese bread in the pic? this shit is my thing...
im 28, advice:
NEVER change a winning team
dont talk about your winning team, others will try to take over

From the future.

Dont shut the door when youre mom changes. she trying to fuck too Sup Forums

If you can pay it, sure. Unfortunately, majority of credit card holders are digging themselves in debt. You could also build a good credit with phone and cable companies.

this nigga right. casual sex gets real old, real fast. I am:
I look way younger than I am and went through a phase where I was banging 18-22 yr olds all the time when I around 30-ish.

Get super old, super quick. Also makes you feel like shit. I mean, it's one thing to go out and get laid cause you need to get laid, sure yeah we all do that. But it isn't a contest to see how many chicks you can fuck.

Turn your hobby into a business; If you collect comic books or other collectibles? buy, sell, and trade. You like dirt bikes or 4x4s? Learn how to weld. Play an instrument? Learn how to set-up and refurbish junk gear for profit.

If you have a skill that most other people don't, you can ride out tough times in your other profession.

I fell in love with a girl who had the same feelings for me back. She had been with the same guy for 3 years and he was losing interest in her. We became incredibly close, and I admitted my feelings for her at 7AM (a couple hours after we hung out from 2AM-5AM) and she came over to my place. We cuddled untill 11AM and she told me she was too afraid of change to call off the wedding. I went to the wedding, and left. I came back a couple hours later to their house while people were just hanging out and drinking, I had drank an entire leter of wine and didn't eat anything that day because I was so upset about the situation. I threw shit and broke shit, I told everyone about my love for her, and I completely ruined her wedding night. She blocked me and told me to never contact her again. That was 2 weeks ago and I've been really fucking sad about it.

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Don't fuck the trap or try to have sex with a male. It's seriously not worth it and the pornogs make it seem like it's okay.
It's not. It is gay as fuck. You're not gay for doing it but, you will be gay if you enjoy it. Enjoying it means you're part of the problem now.
Don't do it.
Also, just fucking talk to her. It doesn't hurt and if you get closure/rejected you'll feel a lot better than wonder. Also, you won't hate your self for not talking to her.

42. don't get married. >EVER

Literally, it's the only thing I want in life.

don't do it.

28.

Dont use a credit card unless you have the money on hand to pay it back. Do so immediately.

Do not accept credit limit increases. If you need it, its a good sign you will fuck it up.

Start researching now how to start your own business. Its as easy as importing cheap coffee from africa and mailing it to amazon to sell for you. The internet and globalisation lets you cut the corporation out of anything now. You can provide any service for a better wage than any company can pay. More if you can get a skill from on the job training then take off on your own.

Women happen if you keep meeting them. If they dont, youre searching out of your league. Dont worry about them.

Psychology is a reputable field of science that is hidden behind shit tonnes of pop psychology thats pseudoscientific bullshit. If your life sucks, your family doctor, yes, a physician, can help, its that well understood. A blood test can reveal some mental illnesses.

Don't buy a house unless its in a booming area and youll get a real turn around and you can afford it. The market is shit and rents not so bad. Invest the savings instead.

Healthy eating consists of lean meat and fresh produce. Gmos are safe. Stick to that as much as you can. Learn to cook. Its extremely easy. If you cant, cook asian. Its literally add this much of these 4 ingredients, and fry meat in it. Cheap delicious and good for you.

Read books. Self directed research on the internet always leaves you with wide gaps in your knowledge because you will always pick and choose.

Forget politics. You aren't qualified to talk about it. I have an education in political science. I know enough to know Youre all wrong about all of it and im not even qualified to comment.

Everyone thinks theyre the good guy. Period.

Someone will always think youre "that guy". Stop trying to be perfect.

24. Go into college right after high school.

This is her. Can you imagine having this grip you tightly, laying with you in bed, cuddling with you? Having her look into your eyes for 5 seconds with nothing but the look of love and then have her kiss you? She did that with me, and now I can never see her again. I miss her so much.

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It's her fault, too. Why would she play with you like that? Just call off the wedding if she's really into you. Sure, it would upset people but it's better than she's cheating now or later because she's not really into her now husband

THIS

and get a real degree...not some faggot ass liberal arts degree in "gay african women's art appreciation"

dude you posted this days ago on a same thread I started I think we need story here. Full details. Green text please

Work hard at school and get paid many times what your peers get for almost no work.
The more highly qualified you are the better.
BSc and PhD here, work as an Astronomy lecturer at Wolfson college Cambridge.
By best friend from school always arsed around and he picks up rubbish for the council.
I get paid 7x what he does and all I do is talk to people who don't know if I'm right or not and then mark their work.
I also get 14 weeks of paid holidays and I met my wife at Uni and she makes £1.2M per annum.

I like you.
Wait, uhhh faggot.

Why would you not want to. Now you can pretty much have sex when her husbands out and not have to worry about the stupid couple bullshit.