>Me >Married dude in shitty house with shitty job >Suffer from depression >General piece of shit >Wife makes me reasonably happy though >Has a high sex drive >Fucks me stupid regularly >Until recently >She’s been very bitchy >Don’t know why >Hasn’t wanted to fuck at all >This has been going on for 6 weeks at this point >Call her out on it >Ask her if she’s fucking someone else >Gets even more pissed >Think about an hero frequently >Finally one night she comes up to me >Naked >Want to take a shower with me? >I almost say know to be a dick but I can tell it’s a peace offering >Shower with her >She washes my hair >Kisses me gently >We don’t fuck though Get out of the shower and she asks me to bring her something to wear >Go to our room and pull out pajamas >Think better of it and grab a pair of hand cuffs she got from a bachelorette party >Grab a dog’s leash too >She reads a lot of those shitty fuckbooks so I’m hoping she’ll be into this >She blushes >Really? She asks >Don’t ask questions. I cuff her and put the leash around her neck >I lead her naked and wet back to our room and throw her on the bed >I go to finger her but she’s already very wet >Holy shit, you’re a dirty whore aren’t you? I don’t even have to warm you up >She moans >What should I do about this? >I blow on her pussy >Just fuck me, she moans >I throw a towel over her face and say she doesn’t deserve to look at me >I penetrate and start going to town >I flip her over >I smack her ass >I pull her hair
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Luis Baker
>Then, I realize in horror I have like no stamina >I really haven’t had the energy to masturbate and she hasn’t been fucking me >I look around the room to distract me >Nothing >My phone is within reach though >I tell her I’m going to use the pulse of the vibrate to stimulate her more >I start texting some friends of mine >We send eachother memes and screencaps from /fit/ >It’s the perfect distraction >Everytime they text it buzzer and she moans >I have no idea how long we fucked for but she finally squirts all over me >I didn’t even know she did that >I cum all over her back >The biggest monster load I’ve ever produced >I make a cock with it and send it to my friends >I tell them they basically just fucked my wife with me It’s become a bit of a joke in my circle, but it’s a secret that would probably ruin my relationship with my wife. So, Sup Forums, who here done really debauched shit to someone they care about?
Wyatt Martin
>dubs M...m-must be true
Julian Ortiz
Lol
Jonathan Turner
Kek, bumping this shit
Cameron Martin
Sick dubs bruh
Nicholas Ross
kek bois
Hunter Turner
>be me >have qt 3.14 gf >she's been wanting me to jerk off on her >never do because she can't resist touching >joke I'll do it when she's sleeping >she always falls asleep before me >she falls asleep on the couch >we didn't fuck that day or the day before >start cranking my hog >remember what I said about her sleeping >decide to go through with it >blow huge load >the way she was laying, her face was too far >end up blowing all over the blanket next to her face >leave it >she wakes up five minutes later >huh? What's all this? >I'm not sure. Cats made a mess on the blanket maybe? >she just rolls over and goes back to sleep >denied it because I missed and didn't want to explain Not too terrible, but the most debauched thing I've done without her knowledge
Hunter King
Bump I got one, typing it up
Nathaniel Taylor
>I missed and didn't want to explain You shouldve thrown the blanket on her face. Missed opportunity
Jason Wood
When I get really horny and haven't gotten laid in a while, I go on the personal ads on craigslist and pretend to be gay so someone will blow me.
Colton Hill
>Pretend
Zachary Diaz
Hey, faggot, I said pretend, what of it. It's not like I'm gay because I got my dick sucked. Is it any worse than using a blowup doll or fleshlight?
Oliver Watson
>pretend
The absolute madman loves playing pranks
Henry Cox
>pretend I guess dubs do lie
Robert Ross
>Faggot This is bait right? Like you calling me a faggot now, has to be bait
Wyatt Scott
Fucking hell kek, that's a whole new level of desperation
Liam Ross
What's bait? How do I do the arrow thing to make it green?
Joseph Rogers
Fucking top kek someone screencap this and include me in it