ITT: Sup Forums makes a farmers only account
ITT: Sup Forums makes a farmers only account
I forgot about this website.
I am monitoring this thread.
Add "no niggers" where possible
Cmon homos this could be good.
What should be his name..?
We could always just make Dwight shrute from the office or some shit.
Make your interest "furry extremist."
alright which one
Are the suburbs rural enough if I saw David Allan Coe in concert once?
Waisted dubs
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DWAYNE TATERMANN
i'm interested
make it alabama
Bodark Darius "the shucker" Johnson, the third
we need a profile pic
I have about 10 farmers only accounts. It's super easy to get them to send you nudes, vids whatever. Just look up the Country top 100 chart and quote song lyrics. I send one cow bitch pictures of country singers and she send me a video of her taking a baseball bat up the ass. Seriously, fish in a barrel.
alright faggots we're gonna need to fill this shit out
>no demiqueer foxkin polysexual looking for a transnigger omnisexual fishkin option
We made one for a friend of mine named trousertrout or something. Shit was jokes.
Put the religion is Kekist or Kekian
How about southern Baptist, sperg? You want to make it at least a little believable before trolling. Troll softer, sperger.
Headline - il tounge punch your mudstar
Type of relationship: cousin
Sister cousin
Post em
this is what we have so far
keep in mind it only has a few options for each field
On relationship put any but in the about me add a side note of some sort of incestial manner
Make it something white af but vaguely German like Caleb Shumacher
That fucking headline is perfect
Religion: Islam
Work: Pig Farmer
this pls
Your interest is fucking animals.
Alright what next
He forgot to put full probally a set letter count its supposed to end with star
You have to say you're white.
White and a smoker for sure
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>tfw natty lite isn't an option under drinker
I took some suggestions and changed it a bit
Put Christian instead of Muslim
forgot to add "The South Will Rise Again"
I may be a goat fucker but I ain't no fuckin muslim.
you'll never troll with muslim, it's not subtle enough.
go with christian and then in chat casually bring up the fact that you're actually muslim, but got tired of being harassed so you changed your profile
lets keep it going
Religion: Muslim is too blatant. Go for Baptist. Maybe Maybe polygamist Mormon if we're making this fucker from the Southwest.
lets find gay southern farmers
say you like carhartts, international harvesters and say you wont date anyone who drives Fords cuz they're shit.
GraveDigger is your hero
There's also this to fill out
Lose the nigg stuff. Too obvious. Make it more subtle
drives chevy trucks
Fuck horses daily
Must be willing to wear a diaper
kek
progress so far
Ram trucks not Chevy. Cunt
You gotta do 23 not 46
very good OP
do you have to pay to be able to chat with people?
Fave artists are Johnny Cash, Florida Georgia line and that Carrie Underwood cuz she has nice ol'tiddies
how tall should we make him
Sand nigger ain't a nigger
Make him a manlet
6'0 when he has dem boots on
he's a jug-blower, but also likes to motorboat fat titties
6'0
I like to wrastle in da mud with my pa
ITT: Missing the obvious
Fav food is deep fried chicken n donuts (my ma makes it special )
should we develop it any further or go lady hunting
Go huntin'
I liek to go huntin with my pa last year we shoots sum ducks n my pa got the truck stuck n da mud
5' 11.5"
wow. this is gonna be over fast.
First change the age to 26. Also, too many spell-fucks is an obvious troll.
there's a huge paywall on most of the site
Well that was a waste of time
too many fucking misspelled words, idiot.
this guy wouldn't be able to feed himself, like, eat with his hands and silverware... let alone live to 46
we can still flirt with some people
God damn it, no Southerner talks like that.
k m8