ITT: Sup Forums makes a farmers only account

ITT: Sup Forums makes a farmers only account

I forgot about this website.

I am monitoring this thread.

Add "no niggers" where possible

Cmon homos this could be good.

What should be his name..?
We could always just make Dwight shrute from the office or some shit.

Make your interest "furry extremist."

alright which one

Are the suburbs rural enough if I saw David Allan Coe in concert once?

Waisted dubs

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DWAYNE TATERMANN

i'm interested
make it alabama

Bodark Darius "the shucker" Johnson, the third

we need a profile pic

I have about 10 farmers only accounts. It's super easy to get them to send you nudes, vids whatever. Just look up the Country top 100 chart and quote song lyrics. I send one cow bitch pictures of country singers and she send me a video of her taking a baseball bat up the ass. Seriously, fish in a barrel.

alright faggots we're gonna need to fill this shit out

>no demiqueer foxkin polysexual looking for a transnigger omnisexual fishkin option

We made one for a friend of mine named trousertrout or something. Shit was jokes.

Put the religion is Kekist or Kekian

How about southern Baptist, sperg? You want to make it at least a little believable before trolling. Troll softer, sperger.

Headline - il tounge punch your mudstar

Type of relationship: cousin

Sister cousin

Post em

this is what we have so far
keep in mind it only has a few options for each field

On relationship put any but in the about me add a side note of some sort of incestial manner

Make it something white af but vaguely German like Caleb Shumacher

That fucking headline is perfect

Religion: Islam
Work: Pig Farmer

this pls

Your interest is fucking animals.

Alright what next

He forgot to put full probally a set letter count its supposed to end with star

You have to say you're white.

White and a smoker for sure

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>tfw natty lite isn't an option under drinker

I took some suggestions and changed it a bit

Put Christian instead of Muslim

forgot to add "The South Will Rise Again"

I may be a goat fucker but I ain't no fuckin muslim.

you'll never troll with muslim, it's not subtle enough.

go with christian and then in chat casually bring up the fact that you're actually muslim, but got tired of being harassed so you changed your profile

lets keep it going

Religion: Muslim is too blatant. Go for Baptist. Maybe Maybe polygamist Mormon if we're making this fucker from the Southwest.

lets find gay southern farmers

say you like carhartts, international harvesters and say you wont date anyone who drives Fords cuz they're shit.

GraveDigger is your hero

There's also this to fill out

Lose the nigg stuff. Too obvious. Make it more subtle

drives chevy trucks

Fuck horses daily

Must be willing to wear a diaper

kek

progress so far

Ram trucks not Chevy. Cunt

You gotta do 23 not 46

very good OP
do you have to pay to be able to chat with people?

Fave artists are Johnny Cash, Florida Georgia line and that Carrie Underwood cuz she has nice ol'tiddies

how tall should we make him

Sand nigger ain't a nigger

Make him a manlet

6'0 when he has dem boots on

he's a jug-blower, but also likes to motorboat fat titties

6'0

I like to wrastle in da mud with my pa

ITT: Missing the obvious

Fav food is deep fried chicken n donuts (my ma makes it special )

should we develop it any further or go lady hunting

Go huntin'

I liek to go huntin with my pa last year we shoots sum ducks n my pa got the truck stuck n da mud

5' 11.5"

wow. this is gonna be over fast.

First change the age to 26. Also, too many spell-fucks is an obvious troll.

there's a huge paywall on most of the site

Well that was a waste of time

too many fucking misspelled words, idiot.

this guy wouldn't be able to feed himself, like, eat with his hands and silverware... let alone live to 46

we can still flirt with some people

God damn it, no Southerner talks like that.

k m8