Have to read a 600 page book by tomorrow

Have to read a 600 page book by tomorrow.
wtf do I do Sup Forums?

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proubly start reading it.

what book is it?

About a quarter of the way through. I'm panicking.

sparknotes that shit

It's East of Eden.

1. Buy book on tape
2. Play book on tape
3. Fall asleep eventually
4. Let your autism remember the rest of it
5. .....
6. Good grade!

Hairy Potter?

post on Sup Forums, obviously

Accuse your teacher of something and get them fired.

Fuck outta here underage faggot. Your summer school English assignment that you fucked up on is the reason why you taking that class a third time.

U read 150 pages in 5 minutes? What are you worrying about?

Heres a review of the book, if it helps at all.

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go to the school library and look for a copy with stuff underlined in it.
broad strokes nigga

watch the fucking movie dumbshit

read the wikipediaarticle? these are usually quite detailed.

you should try to read as much as possible tho

Found an audiobook. It's fucking 25 hours long.
Gonna go moviefag and then skim this shit. Thanks Sup Forums

movie is last half of the book btw

Fuck me then what do you think?

Fucking read it 600 pages isn't too bad.

Look up speed reading. It isn't hard

exactly i can read 150 pages an hour.
>4 hours

wikipedia and peer reviews for the first half

Don't bother, it's shit. Take the failing grade.

I'm pulling out all the stops. I'm gonna be an East of Eden fucking connoisseur. Sparknotes, Audiobook, Wikipedia, fucking movie, AND 1/4 of the book. No one's gonna touch me on this shit.

Seriously why do they make us consume this retarded shit

600 page book by tomorrow
noob...

just wait till you go to college dude. you'll be a pro at talking about books out of your ass.

600 pages in one day?

Are you retarded or something?

I just re-read Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six yesterday. 700 pages of glorious military novella

Im one of those people who cant start a book in the evening. Elsewise ill be up all night finishing it.

>700 pages of glorious military novella
>700 pages
>novella

what do you do ? Meth is what you do

dude, same. All these autistic cucks here probably can't even skim a buzzfeed article without getting antsy.