Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I don't though
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Hello everyone
>no life again
>claimed
Claiming, how's everyone?
still here
Just magic the gathering and leveling my EUW League account
Oh, and a few episodes of Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Since when was I a mummy?
>How many black people does it take to start a riot?
>A dead one
Not really a FPS person
Nice trips! Aw hell yeah!
She is doing alright how about you?
drink bleach
yeah i know you still here
Well, I did just manage to pull through a 4 star beatmap, so that's a thing.
I am fine, waiting for a pizza I ordered to get delivered then gotta run.
i want to believe you but
>you are such a bully~
okay then.
>you posted this on 4:20 for me
i chuckled
i guess im pretty tired
its okay, no pressure
you better start leveling quick because when my pc is back we are going to play together
Garde claimed
Does anyone else do shit that is looked down upon?
>exclude Sup Forums
I practice self cannibalism.
Mine
YUUUUKKKKKKIIIIIIII!!!
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OP CAN'T CLAIM WAIFU THATS CHEATTING FAGGOT
pass
FPS are my jam
Thanks ^^
>So hows it going other than tired?
Nice dubs again, Mama.
>How many religious people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They live in eternal darkness.
>How many niggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to actually do it, and the other two to run off with your TV now that they can see where they're going.
(Makoto)
It's a sign~
Thanks!
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but do you even own a life?
flower fucker, or what the hell is she/it
I don't masturbate.
Ooh, I want some pizza..what kind?
YUUUUNNNNNNOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Heya
its ok we can erp later ;)
self cannibalism?
thats weird?
what do you eat of yourself?
>i sleep with a hairdryer on
>i can make it better
>just cuddle with me
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I run a cult.
Chewing in nails, biting on lip. Thqt is auto-cannibalism
it was more of an announcement then me telling you specifically.
maybe time for bed?
probably
quality waifu material here
So I know you told me the tacos were delish, did you season the beef at least?
Wuz gud ruby?
>Tfw the qt rube cosplayer I been eyeing since last years con is taken
>you'll have to make it up to me
Calamity-masu'd
right now im tilted
>bad gateway error
>REEEEEE
i just want to watch akame ga kill
what about you?
:( but but, bully-san~
I want to binge watch akame ga kill though
She is a pokemon, show some respect.
I got to 5, so we can play together
More of a strategy and card game person
Blew some guys out of the water in Magic
I don't think I'm qualified to be a mother
>How do you starve a nigger?
>Hide his food stamps under his work boots
i gag'd a little bit
FUCK OFF
is he a tranny?
thats gross you know that right?
Sex in the missionary position with the intent of procreation
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you can do it later
Yes, we had some seasoning, I forget what it was though
Uh, I chew the skin off around my nails and my lip + cheek, but I don't think that's autocannibalism. No clue what the worst thing I do is, I'm a good boy.
Just pepperoni. I wanted to get jalapeno's, but it was a bit more expensive.
You're gross and a bully :^(
I'm mostly listening to Coldplay cause I got btfo by a c4 door trap.
>reeeee
Most kinds of strategy games I like are stuff like Warhammer and Fire Emblem
>Turn based and RTS are also my jam.
?
>Rip Penny/Galil friendship?
>I will, tell me how
>But first come give me a hug cutie
Ehhhh I'm not sure.
It's been more than a week now and they dont answer my emails
write properly weeb
flower fucker
reserve your reply please
but~
You forgot being Tsundere
>under the covers
>with the lights off
>while holding hands and kissing
Loli lover
>watching anime in general
>being into funz
Shh.
>How do you keep niggers from hanging around in your backyard? Hang one out front.
>Jews and Italian sports cars are similar but slightly different. They both stop on a dime, but only one also picks the dime up.
robot
I don't know. I would say no but others would disagree.
That's... Depressing.
Self cannibalism is a disorder where you eat yourself... Obviously. Typical places to eat yourself are the fingers, inner cheeks, and nails. I do all three.
Yup. Just read above.
>I mean, that's not that bad right? Only for your wallet but not yourself.
Noice
>probably
That's pretty well. If it's not certain then that's really good. Also yo.
>with the intent of procreation.
Kys
Then yes, cannibalism. Its good that your good.
>furfag.
Good good
I typically like to put Lawry's on beef
Nope
H-How did you know..?
bully
Nyet idi nahui
But it's on stream
And I'm with the coolest kids on the block
Fucking kek
>Rip in pieces friend
Try to convince me fagichi~
>Ive seen people do that
It's weird imo
But people think it's weird, also bringing girls home is a pain because I can't sleep without it
YOU FUCKING PERVERT! HOW COULD YOU EVEN TYPE THAT OUT WITH OUT PUKING?
More of the turn based type, I like to have time to think
Maybe one day...
I would probably forget to feed a baby
>So a little nigger boy was cooking with his mom and he covers himself in flower
>He says "look mom, I'm white now!"
>She smacks him and says to go show his grandma
>Grandma smacks him and says to show his older brother
>Older brother smacks him
>He goes back to his mom
>His mom asks what he learned
>"I've only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you dumb niggers!"
Ay
All cool cosplayers are taken :'(
What
>you have to play osu! and get rank #1
>no cheating
>hugs
What the fuck?
You guys are getting trolled this isn't me.I went to bed after talking to Mercy about how shit my family is because I got sick(er).This isn't me, I changed my filenames, don't write like that and am not a shitposter.
Why do you have six arms?
How is it depressing?
Not when the baby is actually a manchild.
>How do you babysit a niglet? You wet the lips and stick it to the wall. In order to get it down, merely teach it to say "muthafucka."
It's not fair, she is the cuteist ruby I seen
Though she's too dark to look exactly like ruby but shes fucking cute nonetheless!
i dont want to
hi and yeah just probably something not sure what
thats ok. you can watch it later by yourself.
I know what sort of things your into you sexual deviant
I swear one day we will play
>And I will feed on yasuo
>How you like it
>Yea I'll do that
>I have no PC so it'll have to wait
>Now let me grab some behind while we hug
Yea you're probably right
Why so smart tomoko?
Do that stretch. Satisfaction
Give me a link to her? I wanna see too
Also, since Ruby = cute, anyone who cosplays Ruby = cute as well
I don't think watching anime is bad but... I don't know.
What do you do to relieve yourself?
Well if you can't think of something on the spot then that's good!
oh
i do that
yep
loli
i told you later~
Sometimes you need more arms to do an operation
Am I going to b taking care if you?
Is that what is going on?
>Why doesnt the Mexican team win the Olympics?
>If any Mexican can swim, jump, or run they go to America
Oh it's the other Yuno
Please don't
Then I'll go full damage on Leona
I read about history, and any urges go away. Get too interested and just forget about it.
>you better get #1 fast
>hey! My behind is mine!
Privet tovarish
I think
O shit..
I dont have a link to a profile of some sorts unfortunatly, I just see her around the cons
I been here for 30 minutes you fucking donut
You dont need that many arms for fucking operation
Hello Fran.
Mean slutty maid. :(
turnbased is so much fun.
I do like RTS too because sometimes you just build a HUGE army and crush your enemies
tfw memed.
I know, I'm not dumb. Sometimes I just like playing along :>
If this post ends in a 6, you must post a picture of your Waifu reading.
NONE OF THAT WAS ME, IT'S SOME TROLL
Please ignore any post of mine except for this one and this one.Those are troll posts, posted by someone who hates me for some reason.
Well, not a six but, way ahead of you comrade.
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>Full damage Leona
I like your style
NA? IGN is AmgelWare if you want to play a few
>Dark humor is like food not everyone gets it
i heart u
Not really but it is looked down upon.
Yes. Yes you are.
>Every Mexican who can hop the border fence is forever a jumping bean.
>You know why the Chinese don't wear armor, right? Shit's useless with a chink in it.
>Niggers, much like old TVs, can be made to work by vigorously smacking them.
Nice trips. Niggers gonna nig.
I suppose trips confirm this.
Yeah but I'm fucking mad now. I mean what the fuck, seriously?Why even me in particular, Im not that popular within these threads.
i dont know
it popped my neck
there is something.
why not anyways
i dont think they hurt your personality in the end
Fine then
Later bully-san
Fine you can do what you want
Let's see who's having more fun
>I'm just kidding I'll probably go full try hard zed because I'm a show off
>Dw babe it's easy
>It's mine now
Not sure why you tagged me but I thought so
You aren't this much of a fag to get mood swings
not mean :)
good~
Lame, I like the euro one
When you do it by yourself you do
How are you?
I had fun with my Merieke deck
Always fun. I mainly play magic the gathering
My NA is TheWretchedTwiggy, and my EUW is FranMcRippy. It's only level 5 though
Always a good one
I don't think I can though. Unless you pitch in for your living expenses
>what do you tell a girl with a black eye?
>Nothing you already did once
All is forgiven trips lrd!
Bugger off... please...
I (heart) you too Shino bby!
That's right, I know about that thing you did on that day last fall when you thought NO ONE WAS LOOKING
last time tryin
if i still get bad gateway im out
sorry shino and the rest
Don't worry, I'll fix this.
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Sauce please
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