SJWS WANT CAPTAIN AMERICA TO BE GAY

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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE Sup Forums MAKE THIS SHIT STOP

why not? that would give the mcu at least some kind of depth
Captain and Idris Elbas Viking hold the door guy would be a cute couple

>from 1940s
>gay

Disney is a pathetic anti-Christian conglomerate but they aren't going to make him gay

>never once tries to fuck Black Widow
I already assumed he and Bucky were a couple.

Let him be gay, it's not like he will have a good story arc anyway.

Well, it would release the birth-rate of capeshit, so I'm all for it.

>Whedon gays it up
>China bans it
>Quipshit is dead

He doesn't dress like a red, white and blue strap-on for no reason.

Which is sad because Walt Disney hated Jews, blacks, and especially gays. I miss him guys

Like you couldn't feel his sexual energy with Bucky.

Hahahaha

>Clearly wanted to fuck Agent Carter
>As did Christ Evans himself
>REEEEEE SHITLORDS MAKE HIM GAY

I fucking hate Capeshit fans

every single newstory is now somehow related to socialist media

>Cap, sign this UN document
>No, you are going to hurt Bucky!

he should also get cucked so people like moot no longer get ostracized

>Marvelfags are fags
Who could have guessed?
At least when Batmurderman takes it up the ass in the next Snyderkino, he doesn't consent to it like a fag.

She was essentially just his gal pal. He chose her so that if he ever had to feign a relationship, he could just fuck her from behind with his eyes closed and call her "Carter".

>check twitter for "trending" hashtags
>pound out shitty article about it
>done for the day
Can't blame them

Why do faggots want so much attention from normal people?

>sexual orientation
>depth

FUCKING DKEKS TRYING TO MAKE THE CAPTAIN GAY

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY MOVIES REEEE

>capeshit fans
>normal people

get fucked

Women just don't understabd camaraderie, and think it must mean gay love
See also: Black Sails

You think the gay gene just suddenly appeared in the 80s? Are you stupid?

>Being really close to a guy makes you gay, not best friends.


This is pretty homophobic, to be honest.

Its not the real comic fans, its just the new wave of social justice warriors

>Captain America's fans

wasn't he hooking up with sharon carter in civil war?

faggot

SJWs have selective memory

>implying men haven't wanted to fuck other men for literally hundreds of years

Someone said it's more realistic to hook up with Bucky, than your dead friends niece.

Except, you know, if you are not gay

No TRUE Scotsman!

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I think he is right though. That's why when Marvel or DC tried to go SJW in their comics, like chick Thor, they fail miserably.

this.
everyone who disagrees with a gay CapXBucky is Sup Forums.

Just accept that the times have changed, shitlords.

I love how not calling people gay equals = Sup Forums to you weirdos.

But female Thor was a huge success

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Only the first issue

Poor Sharon

Social media is the worst thing to ever happen to the world

>wanting to fuck black widow

He may be from the 40's but a whore is still a whore no matter the decade.

Nice job triggering me

Ms Marvel is one of the best selling comics though

Fuck you, faggot

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LITERALLY WHO GIVES A FUCK IT'S CAPESHIT

Make him a puffy pooper or whatever, the box office is gonna take a big toll of audiences doesn't like it

It's just a fictional character.

Make him get cucked by Thor or something.

Whor was both a financial failure and a negative fan reaction. you shouldn't try and cater to vocal minority who doesn't even buy the product you are slinging.

I'm gay and I would hate that sudden twist to Steve Rogers. It's been made perfectly clear by this point that he's straight and that's absolutely fine. Not every hot male icon of Americana needs to be some kind of closet case to be trotted out as a face for an agenda.

You telling me Evans didn't cum on those tits? I guess he's a fag too

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AGHHHH SAVE ME TONY HE'S RAPING ME

Does Ms Marvel harp like an internet slacktivist blogger?

Not being glib, honestly asking.

Sup Forums is also social media, dingus

>Sup Forums is also social media, dingus

No kidding? he's still not wrong.

I mean it makes sense doesn't it?

What other reason is there this guy from the fucking 40s is so open and accepting of gay and black people if he wasn't persecuted himself?

Is Hailey Atwell the hottest woman that ever lived? Imagine having that sex beast choking on your dick, everything would be over

Homosexuality was invented in the 70s to stop population growth

Yes and?

*western

don't you mean?

>hundreds

More like thousands, have you never studied basic shit like ancient Rome?

Just watch Disney do this and all of Marvel crashes and burns. Just like what they're going to do with Frozen.

Are you fucking serious? You're a self-loathing teenager that thinks it's cool to like superhero movies, yet has never read a comic in his life. No one is more of a normie than you. Marvel movies are tailor-made to appeal to you and other mindless popcorn grazers like you. You're not special. My GF's 54 year old mother likes these movies.
And I thought Batman V Superman was terrible. I hate having to throw that in in order to halt your inevitable desperate shitposting.

That's fucking stupid.

>back in the good old days everyone was racist like me!

Why do SJWs have to ship two straight guys together in a homosexual manner? Am I missing something? When I used Tumblr, they would always make gay posts about band members, characters, actors etc.

Uncle Walt didn't hate Jews. He just didn't want them running his company.

what about dem greek faggys and the roman assinvaders?

Yeah I'm sure all his fans and all the kids who adore him, want their hero to be a cock sucking faggot.

Poor Emily VanCamp.
Being part of marvel's cinematic universe has to be great for you at least money wise and now the internet is campaigning to have her made way less important.

You read all that from a simple troll? Holy shit you're a worthless faggot. Write a paper on these sentences.

How am I racist for not whitewashing history.

People were dicks in the 40s.

well, he represents the american dream and ideals, so of course he should be gay.

It makes sense, America is SJW AIDS land. It might get a few trending tweets too.

>Anyone that doesn't want a 75 year old character arbitrarily changed to appease 3% of the population is a right wing bigot.

What a desperate response. Every time someone gets shit on in here they claim they were just trolling.

Literally who

>gay gene

But that's not Captain Sweden

They kinda established her as Captain Gaymerica's girlfriend in Civil War.

>desperate
>being serious in a capeshit thread where social justice shit is being discussed.

lol keep it up, read the desperation in this too dipshit.

It won't happen

>Parents will blow a fuse over this like they did with SJWs campaigning for a lesbian Elsa
>China probably won't like it
>It'll annoy a lot of straight, non nu-males

Yeah actually.

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it has begun

Oh. I have no memory of that. Was she only in the film for like two minutes or something pathetic?

>he thinks homosexuality is a choice

I suppose you "choose" to fuck women rather than men?

You know if it's a conscious choice it just means you're a repressed homosexual, right? :^)

I'm curious, how do you feel that this is probably being tweeted so much by SJWs that probably aren't gay?

The only thing this will get them is, that they will it make literally clear in the future that Cap is straight. So yeah, i for one look forward to a boring romance subplot a la Hulk/Widow

She was the one who gave this apparently "iconic" speech.

>Marvelkeks

He already has a female romantic interest he kissed in Civil War.

You're right. People don't choose to be mentally ill.

>wanting to fuck an old jew

Nah, son. He simply has standards. Who would want to go in after Tony, Hawkeye and the fucking Hulk were in that pussy?

Not all nu-males are feminists. See: Sup Forums

>the cuckold lifestyle becomes accepted
>our former commander in chief buy this place back from china

yes YES

Y'know there were gays in the 1940s right? Especially most likely in NYC where Cap is from.

Captcha ate my picture.

>getting triggered over someone making fun of funny papers for autists and the mentally challenged
WEW lad

yeah, i mean develop this romance

Idk, but he did cum on these tits.