Am I welcome on Sup Forums?

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template?

Yes.

you're clearly an attentionfag, so yes

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Tfw can check off all of those and still a miserable sack of shit

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THIS

ehh

you're not, fuck off

>had at least 5 sexual partners

guess not having a fucking std makes me avant-garde now. Gnarly

how have you got all that ticked off yet still aren't sure if you have 10 friends that would show to your funeral? like, do you go out with the same 2 friends every time or what?

is it bad ?

the bar for a lot of these is hella low. i played in team sports at school because i had to, i use facebook chat because i have to or i'd literally never see other humans, many of them i've only done once or twice etc.

to get a real insight into my autism, i'm now going to cross out 'LOST VIRGINITY' and re-save it in case anyone i know ever comes across it for some reason (although they definitely won't)

no one is welcome on Sup Forums

Bretty normalfag desu

how am i supposed to know if i get complimented regularly or can make conversation easily those are very subjective

also i was the only gay dude in our high school so that explains why i've never been with anyone

also the captcha accepted a plate of oranges as a photo of "sushi"

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also i've had many internships (that didnt pay) if that counts

how are either of those subjective?

if people regularly say you're cool, nice, or you look good they are complimenting you

if you are able to start and hold conversations without trailing off into awkward silence you have that one in the bag too

how do you move out if you've never had a job?

college dorm?

Here. Doing my own in a second.

....Shit.

Oh man, the "having sex in a public space square brings back fond memories"

most of these are not worth being proud of

It looks line an L lmao

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I mean, I technically got a bingo because I'm active, and I'm good at talking to people, but I'm still a virgin and I only have like 6 friends who might go to my funeral. Yay?

On one end you have dudes pumping each other up for getting laid and on the other end you have dudes bringing each other down for how much they don't get laid.

straight guy normalfag bingo

I don't care that i'm a virgin, it doesn't really affect me. I'm just a sperg, nothing more to it

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being a virgin until college is normal for gay dudes, less now since hookup apps make it easier for closet high school cases to fuck around and people being generally more accepting. i'm in my 3rd year of college and still haven't gotten laid out of some strange mistrust and fear of other people but good luck with that.

I checked every one except for go out most weekends lol

How bad is it?

all u need is friends

its good that it doesn't get to you, I couldn't help let it get to me at a certain point, better that I lost or else I wouldnt have the confidence to deal with it.

Im of the opinion that if it happens, it happens.
If it doesnt, it doesnt
Being a virgin isnt automatically sad, being desperate however, is
Also being elitist about it claiming some sort of celibacy or something is equally sad

wtf, i do all this shit with my non-normie friends
this is bullshti

oops

yeah, the weight that's put on it fucks everyone up.

hope everythings goin ok for you dood

im off to bed now, nighty

lmao sex shaming nerds are the best

and yet no bingo, somehow

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Yes.

welcome to Sup Forums , now get out

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>tfw too normal for the weirdos
>tfw too weird for the normies

how regularly is regular? am i being complimented every day? hour? interaction?

even far-gone autists can hold a convo perfectly easily

idk if it's because i'm dumb or whatever but i'd like to at least have a relationship before i start hooking up with people

so close...

turbo autism

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niccce, as cold as ice

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>lost virginity
>turbo autism
wait until you see my final form my man

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nah a womyn fucked me when i was 6

Anyone else not completely socially inept like me?

I'm also a Patrician btw. You can be both

>isn't a loser
>must be an attention fag

man you just hate extroverts don't you?

Not completely terrible.

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so this is me

had gf highschool and would fuck in my car every day after school, still with her and we still have sex in one of our cars 9/10 times

Americans are so weird lol

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it's really fun to drive around finding a nice place to fuck and then cuddle. having sex in the same room for years gets boring, but it's always something new in the car

>those are subjective
I can tell you get compliments and don't have trouble starting a conversation. That should be enough.
>tricked the captcha
Now deep learning engines will fuck up your allergies related advice.

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I guess I'm just boring?

How am I doing Sup Forums?

If you have not moved out of your parents' house, how are you usually alone in bds and ny?

why are we doing this on mu?

more normie than I thought

>this is neo-Sup Forums

No wonder things have gone downhill.

No you can't. You even use patrician unironically in this context.

Sup Forums has always been one of the most normie boards, idk what yr on about

>Things were always like this xD

No they weren't. They were similar, but now mu for instance is 90℅ Tumblr "alt" and full of talentless consumerist hacks with the exact same taste.

How so?

Who the fuck made this "patrician" chart, this is a teenagers idea of being "alternative"

What's wrong, realize you are a bit too pleb?

>90%
not even. I'd said it's 50/50 alt-right and alt-left right down the middle
not sure where you ever got that Sup Forums's taste wasn't always hivemindy because it ALWAYS has been

No, its cringe and emberassing

You're obviously a teenager that unironically feels special for not watching TV, you're a pseud poseur (and a normie)

Psychological projection is a defense mechanism people subconsciously employ in order to cope with difficult feelings or emotions. Psychological projection involves projecting undesirable feelings or emotions onto someone else, rather than admitting to or dealing with the unwanted feelings.

This Bingo is fucking wack
>Buying physical copies comparable to being able to read musical notation
>Going on days without switching on the TV
>Owning a TV at all
>Proper tagging is worth including
>Le vynils
>Amps are indispensable

Oh did you just use the word cringe unironically in this context?

t. poorfag

I'm not fat but my body isn't in good shape

this is so annoying and obvi catered to recluses
>honestly have no idea what's in the top 40 atm
that's impossible for those with shitty jobs/any normie friends

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atleast the girl wasn't my mom

Double bingo, but I still feel like a loser...

>catered to recluses
Yeah that's why I got four separate bingos on the Normalfag Bingo?

Lets see yours

how are you so fucking cool mate

Wow I did much better on this than i thought I would.

how hard do you get when someone asks you what music you're into

YES YES