Ask a guy with a small phimosis dick anything

Ask a guy with a small phimosis dick anything

Why do you live?

Legit, what keeps you going?

how's it like having the last name nguyen

KFC's hot wings

I wouldn't know

well you can fix the phimosis part in a couple of months by stretching that's what i did

Could I see the result?

I know your pain m8.

You deserve my gf

The worst part for me is that I can't shoot cum... I like the way it shoots out in porn I wish I could do that too

Yeah. Just a dribble, don't know if it's something to do with the foreskin but I'm a massive precummer. You?

I'll take her

>that post number. Even Sup Forums itself mocks my Penis.

Dude...im sorry. This is coming from an uncircumcised fag too but yours is bad. I can't really shoot that well but I need to pull it back a lot and it works but you....you have taken the fucking cake.

on a scale of one to ten, how asian are you?

As a cut-fag I really don't understand how this can happen. Don't you pull back your foreskin every day when you shower? How many weeks/months have to go by where you never pull back your foreskin for this to actually happen? Fucking disgusting.

God your dick must be dirty as shit

You must have so much cum collected in your foreskin...

Just do the operation

Dude legit if you eventually are able to pull that shit back. The shit under your foreskin will be nasty AF famalam.

How tight is it? Can you piss normally?

Have you consulted a doctor?

can i suck it?

>uncut master race checking in


also 6969696969696969

It's sub 2 inches soft I can't piss properly

jesus fucking christ

shame on your mothers, shame on them

?

for not teaching her son good personal hygiene

My mother was an uneducated immigrant so i was shit out of luck

how the fuck is it possible to have a dick like that, you can't even piss

This is the kind of thing Hitler wanted to eliminate

no excuse

hitler had worse than this kind of thing for sure.

You buy into that propaganda?

come on, one of you 'master race' uncircumcised euro fags explain how this even fucking happens other than the worst hygiene known to man.

If I had a bigger cock I'd get fixed

Where are you from? Why didnt your parents get you checked and fixed before you could walk'n talk? Why havent you done anything about it yourself?

christ almighty un-cut dicks are the most disgusting things. Fucking unclean shit-skin third world ghetto dwellers who don't know how to wash their dicks properly.

Nice dick, op.
But you should Shave.
Then 8/10.
Please more.

This. If no one tells you how do you know it's a problem. Besides I still clean it as best I can. I'd get cut but it's such a pathetic cock no lass would go anywhere near it even if it was the perfect foreskin

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yeah, but at least you could piss straight.

You can piss unless it's really bad. I've got it too. It comes out normally like anyone else. Just hurts too pull it back too far. You can stretch the skin, though.

What are my options? I don't really want to see a doctor unless there's no other options. Just creams and stretching exercises?

Bump for phimosis advice.

Had the same issue in my teens. It's called a "Dorsal Slit" best option if you chose not to sirCUMsize. Google it.

Can you still fap?
When you cum what happens, like how does it come out?

Not op but the second guy to post a pic. Wanking isn't a problem, Just kinds of dribbles out.

Man, I just Googled it. Damn, Cocks are ugly fucking things.

Stretch it out you pussies

I'm worried it'll get stuck. I've heard horror stories before. And knowing my luck that's what would happen.

Don't do it all at once. It takes a while. Like a long while. But it works

So just keep pulling back as far as I can every day? Don't try to pull it all the way back at first?

Yea, idk about everyday but fairly often. It's a slow process and it won't seem like you're making any progress at first but it'll stretch out eventually

How does it feel not being part of the 8 inch master race?

checked
get a fucking circumcision man

your girth game trash my dude

>8inches
lol sure bub

Eventually the skin will just pull over the head, after a few weeks. Do it in the shower , warm water. A way for you to clean your dick kind of, if you can't pull the skin back, is to just pinch the end of the skin when you pee and let it balloon up. Then let go and let all the nasty dick cheese come out. Then run soapy water over it. The ballooning piss thing might help stretch it too , took me about 2 months to fully get rid of the phimosis

Pull it all the way back at first

Trauma injury can also restrict movenent, scar tissue isnt stretchy

Just get it treated already..? What's the problem?

Find a gf. My bf literally started out the same way.
After handjobs/blowjobs it stretched it out.

How big is his cock though.

I'll try this. Actually sounds like decent advice, cheers.

I've got an 8 inch thick cock - Does this make you mad?

Gday fellow 8 inch cock bro, feels good doesn't it xD

Probably like 5in? But he's pretty girthy~
It still took some time though but I didn't mind

No, because you've done nothing to deserve it. Just been lucky.

Good for you bro

Fuck pretty much described my dick. I don't I'll find a woman prepared to stroke my foreskin better.

I know that feel man. I'm 19 and not bad looking, already had a few chances to get laid, but i have a 5.5 inches phimosis dick and no money for surgery. Im even embarrassed to fuck a hooker with it. I've been stretching it for the past month and i hope to god it ends up working or im dying a pure virgin

Pft you'd be surprised!
It didn't stop him from enjoying anything (sure sometimes it's a tad uncomfortable) and as I said I'm not bothered by it.

If you find someone that is bothered they're a dirty cunt that should be allowed to touch dicks :)

Is the stretching improving it? I'm 36, I've left a lot of things too long in life but I need to get it sorted.

Legit get cut, Stretching won't help for skin that tight, I had to get surgery.
Best thing I have done.
Healed in 3 weeks hardly any pain at all.

Just research a Mens health clinic

P.S Chicks prefer cut....

LOL cut dicks look dirty dude.

I'd rather fuck a phimosis dick any day over a cut one.

Phimosis can restrict blood from completely filling the way it should as it blocks the penis from fully expanding. Fixing the phimosis can help you get a little length, and while I can't tell the size it looks to be around 4 inches, maybe a bit more?

Depending on how uncomfortable an erection is for you with the tight foreskin you can expect up to 3/4 of an inch in length, and the exposure of the head will help it appear longer aesthetically. So maybe about 5 inches if you fix the tight foreskin. Average dick size for caucasians is 5.5 inches. So you'd be slightly below average. Anyone who would complain about that is shallow to the point you shouldnt want to be with them if you're craving something more than just sex. Despite what porn has taught you, women are not size whores. Unless you're 2 inches or less they will not even mention it to you.

As for the phimosis. Skip out on trying to go to a doctor. The best they'll do for you is recommend some cream that may or may not work, not worth the time/money. If you're in the USA they'll most likely not even tell you about the cream and say you need a circumcision. If you want to pursue that option fine but I'd recommend you attempt to stretch it first.

I had phimosis. I fixed it. It took 6 months or so. You will need to accept that length of time should you choose to try stretching because forcing it to stretch more than you can will only lead to scarring which has the opposite affect you're going for... you're literally trying to force new skin cells to grow. This WILL take time.

This is how I did it. Q tips. Place as many of them as you can reasonably fit into your foreskin while you lay in bed at night. Keep track of how many you use. Do this every single night. Buy the q tips with the plastic body, the paper ones can dissolve if left there for too long. Eventually you'll noticed you can place more. Eventually the head will peak out. Feel free to use E-vitamin skin lotion to repair the skin.

It also hurts the male having sex that has phimosis

Don't be a cunt.

Is this legit science? Also won't the Q tips irritate?

Yes they most certainly will. When I first started it would burn a bit, likely a friction burn. You can dip the q tips in lotion so the cotton is soaked. I really recommend e vitamin lotion for this.

Q tips are good because they'll let you keep track of the progress. You'll slowly notice more and more are able to fit, and eventually the gland slips out a little bit, then a bit more until eventually it'll pop out (will be tight, but once you get to this point just.... like.... jack it. Frequently.)

If the head is too large to fit back into the foreskin when you get to that point you'll need to apply pressure to the tip to force blood out and it'll slip back in. No reaso to have a panic attack, it will be painful just work to fix it quickly and it'll be fine. Patience is the key to solving phimosis.

A little bit, but sadly i still think it will take a while till i can pull it back fully. I read that in some cases stretching wont work, i hope im not one of those

get circumcised

I'll try this and do some stretching in the shower, see what happens. Thanks.

Best of luck user-sama.

Cheers.

never not once.