00 decides how I kill myself

00 decides how I kill myself.

alone

You don't, I wouldn't recommend it. Life is to strange to just give up

old age

Run at an officer with a knife.
> Say you did it for the vine

Don't

Check em...


Laughter induced heart attack

Obviously redundant.

I vote jumping out a window of a high building. Straight through the glass like a boss.

Or jump in front of a car

reroll

Of old age.

heroin od on mdma and acid

buy one of those speedos that go over your shoulders and a gun then go to a public area and proceed to shoot everything on sight while yelling borat quotes with every kill.

checked

Choking on a penis

kite in lightning storm

Spread the word of Christ in Syria

hanging yourself

You have to die of natural causes

on stream

Pour a gallon of bleach inside ur asshole. Insert buttplug. Hang yourself upside down.

You don't and live forever.

Blow brains out front of school.

I am God and I say don't do it my child

Jump from high place

JUST

>hang yourself upside down

are u retarded

Head on railroad tracks, decapitation.

FUCK

food poisioning

By not fishing on Sup Forums and actually doing it.

choke on your poop

Rollin

swim in nuclear reactor pool. I hear its nice and warm. Plus it's a pretty blue color

Idiot, hang yourself doesn't necessarily mean by the neck. Obv in that case itd be the feet or waist.

Also, OP: Dont

don't do it

Hey. That's pretty blue.

roll kek

Obviously he didn't mean hanging by the throat, retard. Otherwise wtf is the point of the bleach? That's a sick idea though, letting the bleach fuck your insides up..
My vote is for talking to someone and regaining control of your life. Time heals all wounds my friend. Hang in there.

Inject acid into your veins

Reverse school shooting. Nice

Grow old, marry someone, have children, find your wife cheating on you, she kills herself then your children leaving you alone again, repeat until die of natural causes.

hang out in all black neighborhood

Tell ur parents

Go out to sea make yoursel bleed jump from boat eaten by shark

Drink a jar of semen, then hang yourself.

simple, go to a child's birthday party and blow your brains out in front of them

Don't kill yourself.... kill ISIS

Roll

death by mcdonalds

Cut your dick off.

Death by salad

ROLL

Volunteer to help swedish migrants

Roll

Have every last ounce of your blood drained from you

Rolling to kill myself as well OP.
if 00, go to the coast and walk into the ocean.

Death by joey salads and joeys world tour

Stab a knife in your ass and bleed out fucktard

Roll

You don't kill yourself. You go out and get a vocation.

Reroll

Natural causes faggot, check em

butt chug a 40 of vodka

You watch the Nutella no hands challenge? Jesus Christ, my buds and I were drinking and watching him. What a nightmare hahaha

And eat by sharks?

Insert dick in blender

Roll

fap to death

you don't

Roll

Reroll

jump in one of those giant trash compactors

I've seen to much of he's food reviews.
I'm beeeeack

Two fags one roll 00 get

Kindness

join the crips

roll

fuck a hooker with HIV until you contract it, then go untreated.

Jump from the plane and dont open the parachute. Enjoy nice views

It kills me that they're all the latest fast food items.

borrow money from the mob. have fun 'til they catch u. Fight Tony. Lose.

>2 bottles of Advil
>stream it

Check em

Visit Milwaukee wearing a KKK outfit

I've been feeling lucky tonight, so here's to dying of old age.

Roll

you live a good life then die eventually of natural causes

reroll

Tylenol (acetominophen)t will destroy the liver. What will Advil (ibuprofen) do?

rolling. bring fireworks too

Makes me wanna get anorexia everytime i look at that fat meat head

Rollerino

you're only allowed to use a corkscrew, a pillow, and a vegetable of your choosing
Be creative

Hopefully kill op

don't kill yourself

So close... Roll

shoulda gone with tylenol.

Get ded

Laxatives overdose

Don't kill yourselves! Kill your egos! LSD25