Tell Sup Forums your secrets

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gf of 8 years told me she had a thing for blacks. however she told me she had been cheated on by a couple of previous bf's and she knew how it hurt, so she would never do that to anyone. i was blinded by my love of her. she cheated on me with and left me for my black friend. it hurt a lot. later an old black man told me how most blacks try to be with their "white african queen" because it improves their social status. i now resent every black / white couple i see.

>I once Fucked my neighbors dog.
>I occasionally take a banana for prostate cummies
>whenever I need to spit and I'm too lazy, I call my dog and he eats it.
>I like to stick my finger between my balls ask and thigh and smell it.
>I sometimes talk with pedos and they show me cheese
>I secretly stole 200 dollars over the period of a month from my grandpa while he was sleeping.
>gramps died shortly after, no regrets
>I still jack off to my ex's pics after 1 year of breaking up.

Visiting home makes me suicidal, but only late at night

ever regret any of this? or feel embarrassed to yourself?

my cars friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom

>meet girl on reddit gonewild
>Lie about my age (she's 25) I tell her I am 28
>I'm really 21
>Eventually tell her that I lied and I am younger than her
>Turns out I live in the same city her fiance works in
>She and I actually connect pretty well
>Tell me my age isn't a problem since we get along really well
>Make plans to hook up when she comes to visit him
>Fantasize and discuss about possibly fucking on his bed when he's at work, etc
>Sends me tons of photos
>We skype regularly and she even facetimes her fiance when she is naked on cam for me (he had no idea)
>Fast forward a couple months.
>get really fucking pissed off with things in my life
>Have a somewhat serious moral conflict with myself
>Normally like sneaking around with some cheating slut
>But this one is kinda idk, overweight just used angles to make herself look really hot
>Overall just get pissed off, lose faith in relationships (I've had things like this happen multiple times before)
>Tell her I might tell her fiance
>She begs me not to
>Tell me she spoke with him tonight and admitted cheating blah blah
>How do I know I can trust you did that? I asked her.
>lol idk
>Tell him over facebook, send him screenshots of messages and multiple pictures
>Tell her I told him
>Noreplyontextmessage.jpg
>deactivates her facebook
>Wouldn't be surprised if she overdoses on pills
>0 fucks given tbh


Another one happened two days ago. Met another engaged girl on reddit. Got talking on skype. She told me she cheated on her fiance last year and plans to do it again this week. Was going to send me nudes, then deleted me on skype. But her phone number is connected to her skype and I know it. Might text her to see if I can somehow get nudes. If not then I'm going to send all the messages of her admitting to cheating to her fiance. Hell even if I do get nudes I'm going to tell him. She is well into wedding planning too.

Nah, I've done some worse shit but my depression and bipolar is so bad I can't feel shit anymore.

this user is doing gods work and sparing years of other men's lives that will now be used for fun things like taming strange, playing vidya, etc

lets hear it.
if I'm like a 5/10 of doing bad shit you're like a 7/10 so i feel like I'm almost on your level and i relate to just about all of those except stealing from gramps and jacking off to exes pics

i used to wipe my ass with curtains

I've catfished like over 100 girls who had boyfriends/fiances/husbands and I've got a few to cheat in real life too.

Trust me when I say this.

Never. Ever. Get. Married. Ever. Want kids? Fuck that. It's a downward spiral to the end. Our society runs on fossil fuels which are going to run out eventually. Your children will be fucked, or in the very least your grand kids. Why the fuck would you want to bring kids into this shitty world? If you think kids are the solution to existential crisis you're wrong, it's just shifting the problem to another generation and giving yourself false meaning. Get a fucking dog and drink whisky is what I say. Fuck relationships.

well, I'm not married. But I do have a son, and I am drinking bourbon right now. I don't think it's all a downward spiral if you pick the right woman and keep her on the tightest fucking leash ever. It's working out for me pretty well so far. I'm with that bitch like 24/7 and until we had our son we were fucking like 4 times a day. going on 6 years now

I'm actually a lemon.

Well hey good luck. I've met some really sneaky people. Raise your son well though man. Get him into reading, sports, healthy eating, teach him how to think critically, don't be one of those dads who think buying ice cream and sticking him in front of the xbox is being a good father. He might be happy at the time but it'll fuck him over long term. Some people like that should not have kids in my opinion.

Here goes
Cont. I guess
>once used my mom's dido 4 my pleasure(not gay, just like prostate play)
>found my sisters sex tape on her phone, sent it to mine. Jacked off
>10 y/o me. Have litteral gay Orly2 with my 4 m8s. I know they remember, I don't talk to them
>I'm sorta in a relationship with my cousin(nobody can know, eve her boyfriend so.... Sorta)
We Fucked a couple times and have a chill spot in a field where we fool around
>used to be a massive pedo
(had some Fucked up shit with kids like, bdsm, cream pies, being forcefully stretched bloody, shit like that) not anymore tho
>skinned a dog alive with some kids in Mexico. (I'm not like that anymore

Just to name a few things

I'm actually really stupid despite how smart everyone thinks I am.

Actually, I hate niggers and cars from b segment

i agree exactly. I take them to the library while she reads him books like the very hungry caterpillar (my favorite as a kid) and i play pokemon go because it's a pokestop, or this other game called age of kings. and he's only 9 months. so we're getting an early start but hes almost walking already so he's developing pretty quickly. I've also got a good enough mental capacity to manage a 3.76 GPA at the university I attend, almost got my masters so hopefully he will get that ability from me too.

how old are you right now? and how the fuck did you manage to do this shit to kids?

Sounds adorable. Congrats user. Now, I need some advice. That second engaged girl I mentioned in my post. I'm going to message her on reddit tomorrow but if that doesn't work, I might just text her. What should I say in order to get nudes? I don't want to "black mail" her or anything like that or anything that could land me in shit although I am in Canada she's in the US and I haven't like threatened her or done anything illegal. I try to keep this on the right side of the law since I am not behind 7 proxies.

No no no, not like I did it with the kids, I had pics and vids. I would never do anything intimate with a child.

>>I still jack off to my ex's pics after 1 year of breaking up.

try a decade son and also only one?

> me, alpha as fuck
> 10/10 gf
> cheat on her with scort trannies

am i a bad person? trannies really turn me on, i don't let them fuck me i don't like that gay shit, i like fucking them, i don't suck their penis neither

well where did you find this shit?

>trannies really turn me on
>I don't like that gay shit

choose one faggot

what part of not touching their penis or letting them fuck me didn u understand you newfriend

Being a top still makes you bisexual

Actually, being a top still makes you a faggot

Some pretty dark places. I mostly had a friend who would go and buy them off a guy he knew.
The way ye did it was he'd call him up then he'd go buy a new stick then the dude would fill with CP. Then they would meet and he'd pay just like 5 bucks.
But I sometimes would go into the deep Web and get my shit there.

I hate my life, and have absolutely no idea what I want to do with my life. I'm going to end up forcing myself into some job I hate until I retire or kill myself. The only real thing holding me back is I'm to afraid to go through with it.

That's the least of your problems. There's people out there going through real problems, I suggest you grow a pair of balls and do it you coward.

Im a sociopath. While not something I tell people, would be obvious if you paid enough attention to the ways I act. Anyway, I attracted my best friends little sister into a friends with benefits for the 5 years I knew him. Then I got his girlfriend to cuck him. I used a lot of girls for physical pleasure during highschool then dumped them when I got bored. I never really understood emotions and stuff like that, sense I dont really feel them.

that's fucking gnar dude. Don't ever take your computer to geek squad

I wanna fuck my step daughter

you're such a fucking faggot. go move your dumb ass to some shit hole in Africa and carry clean drinking water for miles a day to thirsty children that care about their existance for the rest of your life and be useful.

When I stayed at a family friends beach house at the start of the summer the next door neighbours had a party with the neighborhood and one of the families left their two girls at the house so I could babysit them. The older one dared the younger one to suck me off while she watched. They both blew me for about 25 minutes before I came and it is the only time I've ever had a multiple bj

I'm an alchy. I'm sure that's no secret. past 2 weeks ive been doing a ton of coke and doing some good old 3 day no sleep binges. I know i'll stop pretty quick (not the drinking) but I need to get some fucking pussy.

No hookers, no illegal shit. But i'm on a mission. Sunday woulda been the best chance cause I walked in on a friend semi naked and cause I was so fucked up all I think I said was "dear god you have wonderful tits" then we partied for a few hours cause I didnt want to stay the night and meet parents, nephews, sister, etc that were coming over next morning.

TLDR Im gonna probably do some evil dirty stuff to myself in about an hour if this chick doesnt call me.

How this is really a secret I dunno cause we on the internet mah niggas. There will be a giant mess whatever happens so peace out anons.

my sister in law rape me in my sleep when I was 13.

Used to fuck the daughter of my step dad.
for a while.. it started when she was 13 and stopped when she was 17.
I'm 2 yo more than her.
She was very OK and used to like that.
After that she accused me to rape her.
I denied because it wasn't the truth.
10 years that she banned from family.
Married to a muslim and converted.
Now she gets a arabic name.
I still fap thinking of her and I'm guilty for that.
Can't stop thinking of her when I fuck other girls.
So... we destroyed each other life and we have to live with.
Cheers.

Don?

I used to fuck aroind a bit, but havent for a year, since i have a serious relationship. Love it, marry material, would love to spend the life together. But im still missing the thrill of seducing a new person/ having to kiss them for the first time and how it leads up to that. Im trying really hard not to get real flirty, but now im chatting with this guy,think could be great friends, want to smoke weed some time. Im afraid i will snap when that happens.

no, not peace out. where are you from. we should get gaked together

sounds wonderful

Cheating is kinda hot though. Do you live with your boyfriend?

The fuck is gaked or am I too high?

Alberta Canada anyways

it's probably a guy you fucking retard

how oold?

I'm a psychopath and often think of killing people, not like straight up murder just like if a scenario popped up where it was my life or someone else's I know how I would react. It's strange knowing that it wouldn't bother me if I did. I joined the military in hopes of going to Afghanistan but it never happened. A lot of the time I find myself faking emotions when I speak to others so they don't see how I really am. The only emotions I really feel on a deep level is anger and happiness, everything in between is superficial. I've been this way as long as I can remember. I don't know if I'm self-diagnosing or what but it only came to my attention a year or so ago.

What's your point exactly?

when you're high on coke. where I'm from it means being high on anything white (stimulant like coke, crank, crystal, etc)

pretty sure you can google it though too

that sucks man. if you're ever in california make a thread about it.

My girlfriend and I opened up our relationship while I'm Studying abroad. Just on the limit that it's only fooling around with the same sex (we're both bi). But after doing this for a week now, I think I might be more gay than bi.

I'm still in love with her. She's head over heels in love with me. I don't want to hurt her. Part of me is hoping that she just decides she can't take being in an LDR for a few more months and ends it.

I've never dated a guy and I really want to try it.

just clarifying that you know there are no girls on the internet

Kek

it happens, being bi doesn't mean it's 50/50 all the time, sometimes i only jerk off to dudes for months at a time and then go back to chicks for months. other times i'm w/e.

Not true at all.

Ah gotcha. Will do, just not sure how soon id be travelling again. Was in Mesa last week for golfing and chilling with my dad. I cant golf worth shit but drinking and golfing? why the fuck not.

That's how it's been most of my life, but for the longest time now, I've just been jerking it to gay porn.

Straight porn doesn't do as much for me. I'm really wondering if I'm actually gay

awesome man, if you're driving bring that yay

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Nah

idk just wait man

>i enjoy the cancerous undertale fancomics
>i like zoophobia
>i once fapped to a furry porn and nutted successfully
>i was sexually abused at 12

She died crying

No, he lives in another city. We usually spend weekends together, once a month or so we spend like 4 days together (we both work.and study).
I would hate myself if i cheated, since i would be devastated if cheated on, but i cant help it

Nope femanon here

ever cheated before in other relationships? How old are you both?

You know the rules. Tits/timestamp

No, mostly because i havent had real relationships before. Both 23

Try your hand in literally everything you come across until you find something you enjoy.
Its that easy.

Kek not when browsing in bus

Does the idea of cheating kinda turn you on in a "this is really bad but thrilling" way?

yeah, we knew you had a penis anyways

Sorry.

i recently got out of a 2 year relationship and i have finally came out to my family that i am bi. I have never ventured over to the otherside, but i have wanted to. Should i do it user?

do it faggot, being bi is the best.

alright

Nope, what turns me on is seducing someone, feeling that i can get anyone i want.

Im straight so I got no fucking clue what's going on in your mind. In any case though be who you are and truthful to yourself. As long as you don't tell me that if you blew a guy in a dress you aren't gay I can care less. Be as happy as you can in this fucked up world.

I resent every negro
>runs in family since i remember .all family members are racists...

just remember that it's only gay if the balls touch.

I don't think you should cheat. Do you really think you will?

I always lick a girls asshole when i fuck her.

I am a confidential informant for the State Police

did your daddy teach you that

eating ass is the best

LONGCAT IS LOOONG

When im sober definitely no. Not sure what happens when smoke weed. Im guessing that i will be able to control muself, but still the desire makes me feel bad.

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I really like the style and design of SS uniforms

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try again user

I'm curious to hear what happens in the future.

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edgy virgin lel

i do this with my balls also , don't know why

No to both, this is just reality. You need to at least date one girl.

or maybe its all a coping mechanism to get over you insecurities. if you want to be sure see a doctor

Nah I just know if you sex up someone born as a man with male genes its a guy, don't try to make it something else

If you are a guy and screw women then you are straight, even if you don't get women

Do both? cool you are bi

What I can't stand is people who try to deflect or deny who or what they are for whatever dumbshit reason. Be proud of what you are regardless. Are you still a human? yes. so cool we got something in common. Just don't try to be special cause you chose a different way of life.

ALSO please don't keep this convo going cause it's for a different thread so i'll stfu now.

Ive always wanted to bang a midget for some reason but the 2 ive met IRL look like something from those Garbage Pail Kids Cards from way back. Think it's just a whatever thing on a bucket list that has next to no chance of happening unless I wanna pay top dollar to find some weird shit or hire a porn star.

>I listen to bubblegum pop and enjoy it

>My favorite food is boiled squid

>I'm a creepy fuck

>I like Snow Halation