Walk into toilet

>walk into toilet
>see this

wat do?

Probably Stomp on dick as hard as I could then run out of the restroom before he could see who did it.

I'd teach that sick fuck a lesson and hopefully avoid all legal trouble. If it was brought to court somehow I would call it sexual assault.

>you kick a guy in the dick
>claim he sexually assaulted you

female/manlet detected

Why is this image mirrored?

Dance like it's 2006 again

That sounds very painful

As opposed to what, sitting on it? Give me a break. I love how backwards Sup Forums is to the point where not sucking off creeps in public is something seen as "unmanly".

Kill yourself.

4u

This

So inside your tiny mind the only other option aside from kicking it is sucking it?

is it possible for you to un-be gay?

Take a pic. Post it here and let dubs decide what I do.

I wouldn't stomp on it, but I would kick it against the door and hope the muscle tears.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Id piss on his cock/asshole. I mean, fuckit, he aint going to be able to nothin. Then afterwards I would lodge my steelcap up his ass.

Fuckin dirty cunt in my bathroom. At least be a good looking homo, not a fat cunt homo.

lol

Icy hot, lots of it all.

how do you know it's a homo, and not an alpha frat boy playing a trick?

Boy, he's gonna be mad when you piss on him, and he'll bust out of the cubicle, grab you in a headlock and rub your face in the piss, and there's nothing you can do about it because you're a fat dorito eating neckbeard

I never said that there weren't other options, I stated what I would do and you got triggered.

I would legitimately hurt somebody if they exposed themselves like that to me in public. If you think that is an unnatural reaction then you are probably gay

I'd ask Charlie Sheen for his autograph.

>go into next stall
>do same

>i would legitimately hurt somebody

pic related

Ride it like a lil whore

take my (You) you silly bitch

you do realise you'd still be facing in the same direction?

>posts thread every day.

Do a 180 and walk backwards

...

>I would legitimately hurt somebody if they exposed themselves like that to me in public

reminder that people with this lack of self control can own guns and drive cars

that is so cooooool!

I'd scream "FIRE THE CANNON!"

It's cold as fuck outside.. byt Thanks for reminding me that Utsät still summer.

found the newfag

Newfag

>walk into toilet
>see a guy sticking his dick and balls under door
>pull scissors out of backpack
>cut off dick and flush down other toilet
>run

kick his dick

>drop pants
>lube up my ass and start squating

and then suck it

This is as old as the internet.
Damm cancer.

fuck off back to 9gag newfag

Put a bar of soap on it and punt it off like a football.

Happy now Lol

go to the next
and do the same

>suck it

fixed

this

Top zozzles

turn 360 degrees and sit down

>take knife out of my pocket
>cut cock out
>stick on his butthole

>2016
>not carrying knife in the space between ass cheeks