Ok Sup Forums, my gf and I want to try anal for the first time

Ok Sup Forums, my gf and I want to try anal for the first time.

What advice can you provide for the experience to be as good as possible?

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Lots of lube. Finger her asshole. Slow and gentle

1. Lots of lube.
2. Finger her ass to prepare.
3. Ask her regularly if everything is ok.
4. Don't hesitate to change the position if it hurts too much.
5. Be tock hard.
6. Keep trying a few days later if it doesn't work the first time

Ram her like the alpha you think you are, fag. She'll like it. If not, find a bitch that does, maggot.

Make some lasaga

This, I also recommend you cum quick and don't let her know when.

Do this all the time. Bitches love it. Even though they think they don't.

Use lots of lube, finger it slow, reapply lube frequently. Don't touch her ass if she's shat in the last 2 hours or if she's having intestinal trouble. You can introduce her to enemas if you want, but that requires a bit of prep work and can kill the anticipation if she's not too excited about it in the first plac.

Yeah I was pretty much thinking of doing this anyway.
She likes to be dominated

That's the way to go. Also, try not to be "greedy" so to say, get it in sloooow. And like the other user said, keep trying again later if it doesnt work out.

Also, maybe she should try an enema, makes most girls feel "safer" about being clean and avoids "accidents"

Godspeed user, and remember "Haste makes waste"

Use lots of lube and start with a small dildo. I recommend one of those harnesses that let's you switch out the dildo. Get past the head and it won't hurt as much after that.
Oh, and ride the fuck out of her.

Rub her slit while you're doing it. Bitches love that shit. Also squeeze her tits. Don't forget to suck on the back of her head while also breathing heavily on her ears.

I wouldn't recommend that. There's a difference beetween dominance/submission and simple pain.

For reference, just take an object with the same girth as your own cock and try to ram it into your own shitter in the speed you'd do her.
Makes you reconsider, unless you are the pencildick i believe you are in which case your gf shouldn't have a prob taking your sharpie-thick dick in her ass.

First user here.
I forget the enema, you are right.
Helps a lot when the girl isn't worried about being "clean".

Punch her as hard as you can in the back of the head

sorry man but.. sauce?
Im doing it with my gf soon too, good thread

15 sec rule

Or he could stab her, while he's at it.

trust this guy, he knows the drill

also here's the guide, it's a bit exagerated but it's nice, i tried this myself and me and my ex repeated it lots of times

If you have a big dick, don't put it all in. My gf loves anal but only when I put 4-6 cm in and not deeper. Whenever I put it any deeper she says it starts to hurt and is not enjoyable anymore.
Also, lots of lube and preparation with finger.

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Make sure she puts lots of lube on her strap-on.

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Knock her unconscious with half a house brick before your start, then cave her arsehole in at whatever velocity suits you. You can also smear her face with the tip of your shit and cum covered cock afterwards with no fussing from her.

Post pics.

You're welcome.

so many edges

Don't worry my dick is as thin as a pen

I know, I'm pretty radical.

Just be sure that it's not your ass being fucked.

Ok, op here, serious question though.

I'm seeing here and there on the internet that "you gotta be sweet, it's gotta be a tender and loving moment for your partner to relax as much as possible"
The thing is, my gf and I would like to do it as part of out domination fantasies, for instance me maintaining her head in the bed while I slowly insert my penis in her anus doggy-style.

Is it really necessary for it to be a "sweet and moving moment" the first time?

if you wanna be able to do it again, then yeah. otherwise youre likely gonna cause a lot more pain/damage than you intend to

yeah it is, at least for the first 2-3 minutes
assholes need to get a bit of stretching, trust me, i'm a faggot, i use my ass a lot, and it's not fun when you go rough from zero, wait at least a couple of minutes to get rough there

>trust me, i'm a faggot
kek

this tbh

Even if the penetration in itself is gentle?
We just mean to make the context part of our fantasy, not doing rough like dogs, at least not right now.

Also, she is very excited by it, she is the one who suggested anal play in the first place

Domination fantasies cannot be executed without experience. If you try to do anal without preparation, you are gonna have a bad time. It won't slide in the way you want it to if you are rough the first time, and it won't feel pleasurable at all for her either.

It's not even a "hurts so good" type pain. The colon is very sensitive, and very dry. You must lubricate it and go in slow. If you don't, she is just going to bleed and cry.

it's fun the first 10min, then it starts smelling like shit.. i'm never doing it again man hahaha

in which case it should be fine. as long as you're aware of her comfort, you're good to go

If you think you used enough lube, use some more.

The best thing for you both - beyond lube and a slow warm up - is an enema. It will be much cleaner plus enemas are fun anyway. You feel much better having drained away ancient shit that stinks worse than you could imagine.

t. bisexual

Fuckin lost

...suggest a butt plug for a while b4...allow time for anus to adjust

Go easy, much lube, she should not take à dump before you start. Much more natural lube..

My ass takes dragon dildoes on a regular basis.
Bitch better be ready according to you!

this

how long did it take you to work your way up? recently got into butt stuff and wanna move on to the big stuff asap

Ok thank you all for your advices!
Gotta go now, op out

Seriously?
Well. 1 month using a dildoes that's 5.5cm wide at the knot.
Once, I did put the knot too fast. Did hurt like hell. But after this, anything similarly sized went with little to no warm-up.
Would not recommend for safety reasons however.

Also, I can now go as far as 7.3cm wide with some work, and as deep as 23cm.

my goal atm is to be able to go deep. then i wanna move on to thick. any tips on depth? ive been stuck around 7ish inches

.........or you can realize that the ass is a one way street and isn't made to be fucked?
Girls like it because they're broken, hate themselves, and love abuse.
Guys like it because they're broken, hate themselves, and love abuse.
Duh?
I swear.........this is the worst time to be alive.

you wanna use broken glass as lube
finger her ears to prepare
and then kill yourself

To go deep, go flexible. Something really soft. Lube deep too. Use a syringe for instance.

One important thing
dont try fuck her from behind, you are not in porn, for 1st anal is good to use normal missionary, its easier and less painful

Lube lube lube

I found the vegan

hmm will do. and last question, when im approaching orgasm, i start to tense up and it becomes difficult to put anything in. any way to fix this?

I'm vegan and I love anal please don't spread these stereotypes

faget

that's just uncalled for

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Get her to shower and maybe poop first
Plenty of lube.
Finger the ass slowly for a minute or two (or three) and prepare her. If you feel her but clench around your finger, stop and wait for it to relax and keep going.
I've found the most comfortable position for anal is both of you on your side with you entering from behind and her knees slightly up, it just seems to be more comfortable that way.
Very slowly put your sick in her ass. Make sure you're completely erect as a half or even 3/4th mast dick isn't going to go in smoothly
Once inserted, give her a couple of moments to acclimatise, ask her how it feels. If she says it hurts then ask if she wants you to take it out. If she does, then take it out and try again later.
If she says it's fine, then slowly start thrusting with the full length of you donger. Ask her how that is and with any luck she'll have relaxed enough to start enjoying it.
After a couple of minutes (or earlier if she asks) start going faster, building up to jack hammer speeds.

My girl likes it really fast once she's gotten into it and seems to really enjoy it. She could be faking it, who knows.
Try and work her clit/finger her if the positioning isn't too weird. Two full holes is better than one!
If she's really into it, feel free to treat the top half of her body like it's yours. Wrapping your hand around the chin and pulling her into you etc. I try not to get too rough around the area I'm fucking her.

>lots of lube
>get a running start
>slam that shit balls deep from the get go
>thrust furiously whilst calling her a whore/cunt/slut
>ignore tears
>pull out with haste before ejaculating
>rejoice in shit concoction mixed with semen and tears

None of these guys have never done anal before, it seems. General guidelines is go slow, use lube, and for christ sakes she HAS to go number two before you get down to it. Trust me on this one.

ahahahahahhahahhaaha

1/10 for making me reply. So according to your statement, you take dragon dildos...well, they are available in all sizes, trollboy. You are sub-par, even for Sup Forums.

And above that, even if so, did you start with the Tyrannosaurus sex model right from the start? Your ass must be quite stretchable and you must be the passive star of every homosexual gangbang or strapon party then. Congratulations, you get a gold star.

how's summer, friend?

hide in closet
wait for g/f
surprise buttsex
jizz on curtains
accuse her of giving you crabs

hot and hard working and browsing Sup Forums like i do all over the year.
You one of those newfags that hops aboard every train that comes along and whines about "summerfags" in an effort to be edgy and sound like he knows shit? Try jumping in front of the train next time, that you'd cure the world of another wannabe-tough-cancer like you are, kiddo.

At least i gave some useful tips in this thread, unlike you useless basement dweller.

>kiddo

a Pepe...that`s all, not even a rare one? shit i bet my ass that you don't even know when this meme came up or where it's origins are. I'm out, OP already got enough useful stuff to read.

nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8

make her into squeking like a pig while making this face to guarantee sexual pleasure for both of you.

Don't be too big. 20cm long and 4cm in diameter takes waaay to long for her to adjust to.

Cover your bed, wear a condom. Shit will go everywhere.

not if they clean properly, dumbass

Use lots of lube
The first time she will probably end up shitting on you accidentally
It will stink the entire time ALOT (you are fucking a butthole after all)
She will probably hate it (at least the first time)
Do not cum inside the first time or you will open Hell's gate and all the fecal matter and diarrhea from centuries will erupt from her anus like a geyser or a volcano.
So yeah keep a few towels handy and you'll both have to shower after

>what is an enema?

The first time is always messy you virgin

Then you're clearly doing it wrong. Tighten up your cavern of an ass and maybe you won't have that problem

Op is getting serious with his ''girlfried''

bullshit.

>trust me, i m a faggot

No lube. And make sure she bleeds or you're doing it wrong.

enema. or finger her ass in the shower.

J-j-jam it in!

>implying there was no anal sex in the past.

>thread

Bonuses:
>she should fasten for day, then you will be not attacked by brown waterfall
>use durex lube. DON'T USE SOAP. JUST. DON'T.
Have fun i guess?

Rim her and finger that ass first to loosen it up.

Use a shit ton of lube

Start off doggystyle so that she can back up on that dick in her own time.

And then just have fun, don't be a dick if you get some shit on your cock a) she's letting you smash her poop chute b) you know what you're letting yourself in for c) it works as good lubrication.