Knock on the door

>knock on the door
>see this
>wat do?

burn the house then jump out the window

soil myself

Yell "Should have quit at season 3"

Haha if it was Jensen and Jered i would ask them if we can go for a ride in the impala LOL

"Those are fake badges, go away"

let em in. i don't give a fuck. hell, i don't even pirate stuff. im literally the most boring law abiding motherfucker in the state.

but my handsome cerberus in the basement

Hang my dog.
Will be easier to explain

Change channel

Ask for their autographs and then sell on eBay

Call FBI field office, confirm they aren't agents, report them for falsifying federal credentials, go back to browsing Sup Forums.

Start fapping profusely and pretending delerium.

Tell them I got some "bones" in my basement for them to "salt and burn.
If not that, then kindly ask for their autographs

That won't work. You'll just be calling Bobby

Run from the ghost/monster

He's dead

You bloody idijits

get out asap

Mate, you don't get it do you

Ask why they are in my Country

I'd invest in salt company

Nothing, Dubs will protect me!

Destroy my hard drive.

Sam! Dean! Come in!

360 & walk away

>"HOLD ON A SECOND, JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER"
>get my gun
>press up against door
>start shooting

Just kidding. I've got nothing to hide so i'd just open the door slightly with the chain lock still on and ask what they wanted.

Dubs only count when they are at the end you idjit

They want to see the bones of an angry spirit under your bed sheets

but 360 wont turn you away

Half a circle is 120°
360°=120°+120°+120°
The guy will make one and a half of a circle meaning he will face the other way

so a whole circle is 240°?

Stick my cock thru the letterbox and ask them to kindly ring the bell