Post your secrets Sup Forums. Make em juicy

Post your secrets Sup Forums. Make em juicy.

I've been Jerking off religiously since I was 5 years old up to 4 times a day. Im 18 now and whilst surprisingly fetish free, I have a very difficult time getting hard when I'm in bed with a girl and maintaining it. Blowjobs don't feel good. I'd rather just Jerk off. Even whilst fucking I find it hard to maintain a boner. When I'm with girls all I can think about is how I can never compare to these girls exes. I can get a girl off by eating her out but this whole thing is killing me. The girls blame themselves and try super hard to keep me hard but nothing works. It makes me want to kill myself. Currently 5 days in to quitting masturbation. My balls hurt so much typing this. If I can't fix my dick I think I might kill myself. I get so attached to girls so easily and having this means I can't be the perfect guy unless I start fuckin a lesbian or something.

sucks but good luck on the nofap.

Do you have a job, hobbies etc?

Got one more year of school but currently doing nothing

I have a girlfriend, but I go on tinder all the time for vanity purposes. I don't talk to anyone on it, I guess I just do it for validation of self. Am I a bad person?

>tfw masturbating since 5 years old, developed odd fetishes, have strong boners and cum way too fast when sexing

Feels good man

is there any way to get on Tinder without a FB profile and 50 friends? I want to explore it but I'm married. Just curiosity and voyeurism.

what odd fetishes?

Cuming too fast would be much better then taking forever to cum. I don't know what it's like but it seems like you could just think really hard about some complex math problem or something to distract yourself enough to not blow in 30 seconds.

Think about baseball/cricket. Works every time, even for a minute man like me.

Pretty vanilla stuff
>buttholes
> light bdsm (by light I just mean no spanking or canning or electrocution)
>any and all drawn porn
>dickgirls
>lactating
>piss

Recently developed a crazy cum fetish too. My gf isn't in to it and I think the idea of plastering her cum is taboo and that's why it's turned me on so much

No idea. Doubt it though.

>When I'm with girls all I can think about is how I can never compare to these girls exes


kys

When I was 11 I went back to my old school and helped out in the classes. I was a horny kid, and tickled some of the little girls in the schoolyard at lunch recess. Two let me put my hands in their panties and tickle their cunnies, one after the other like taking turns.

That's hot lol ur lucky

I used time, strategy, and deception to acquire a girl at 12 and trained her for 15 years to be my personal pleasure device. She's so dick whipped now that it would fuck up her life if I left her.

I've told my gf of one year that I've had over 5 girls previously and quite some experiences, when in reality the other girl I've fucked was chubby. I did this because she's literally a 9/10 or higher and needed self validation. Turns out she lied to me saying she had sex before when in reality I took her virginity and I'm the only one she gave oral too. Just a huge fucking win

Nah fam
I did the same thing when my gf thought we should take a break and be fwb

I helped a city councilwoman cover up voter fraud that got her elected in exchange for sex. I was the first man to ever fuck her in the ass and she cried the first time. Mostly from shame and humiliation, I believe. Made it so much hotter.

I'm now dating her sister.

Holy. Fucking. Shit user.

Im 49 and im still a virgin

I don't believe you.

You'd think that but my current gf has some sort of demonic succubus pushy that will make me cum if she moves when I'm at the edge (and haven't cum in a while).

Mfw I've even thought about my grandmother the whole time and still busted hard

For the past month I've been having secret drug and alcohol fueled gay sex with a fwb I met at a bar. Hes a cool dude and well just chill all the time. Small town man. Grindr is empty unless I wanna drive an hour.

>can never compare to these girls exes
The majority of guys your age don't know what the fuck they're doing with a girl. Most don't care whether the girl cums or not either. Do some research and you'll be a god, hard or not. Once you get her off, you'll probably be a lot more comfortable and can fuck