Well I just spent $200 on a prostitute and couldn't get an erection. Hey Sup Forums has that ever happened to you?

Well I just spent $200 on a prostitute and couldn't get an erection. Hey Sup Forums has that ever happened to you?

Once payed 40 to an old crack whore in Seatac and nutted within a few minutes. Thought her teeth would come out she sucked so hard. I think you have problems.

Only in my early 20's, this shouldn't be a problem

Naw its normal, youve beat away some sensitivity. Lay off a few weeks, exercise, get vitamins. Your body has limits

Nope, I've left it alone for the last week. To prep for this and jackshit happened.

Not a problem. I've done it a couple times. It's the condom that does it for me. I hate the things, but the alternative is too horrible to comprehend.

Mate I didn't even get one on. Tried almost everything and is limp as a wet noodle

Did she laugh at you?

No. No she didn't

Did she even try and help you get it up? She should have.

Nah yeah she tried, I tried. Nothing

Nerves, you need to relax, your dicks vibe is your minds vibe

This

Don't worry mate.. Even the best have a day off...
She's an escort? Got any photos?

Being nervous and scared will mess up your boner, no shame in admitting that.

Thought I was

Take a $5 dick pill first ya' not-fucking retard.

No photos but wasn't anything special

Only suck cock when I'm on Oxford street and haven't been there in a while

it's in your head. been there. don't think about it because it just makes it a big deal in your mind and it isn't.

last few times i paid to play, i just popped a viagra beforehand. it was fun as hell, fucking with a big stunt cock, no regrets.

if i'm paying, i put the odds in my favor. never had any issues in relationships or regular sex, but sometimes when i pay, i think the nerves come into play.

Don't worry OP even worst I finally get a chance to hook up with the absolute hottest girl I've ever tried getting with. And she actually really likes me, like damn I'm getting laid for the first time in 6 months and the chick actually has feelings for me. Too good to be true right? Well yeah apparently because I couldn't get it up. And I'm in my 20's aswell. Pretty much worst I've ever felt in my life.

Laid off beating my meat and just hit the gym hard for a week and she wanted to try again. Fucking almost put her through a wall the next time.

You'll be fine

Do you just find viagra off the street?

Desperately trying not to waste $200 with a limp dick refusing to be sausaged into a slippery rubber and an ever impatient whore watching for any progress? You must have been panicking on some level.

Don't mess with any of those pills that are on sale at gas stations...
Get a prescriptions for boner pills! or horney goat weed, you don't need a prescription for that and you can get then at the pharmacy.

Stop fapping to porn, exercise and eat right!
You'll be fucking like a por star in no time

Its called performance anxiety or stage fright. I couldn't get hard one time ay a swingers club. I had my wife and another girl sucking my dick and licking my balls and my dick just laid there. Worst night of my life. All good tho, couple weeks of exercise, vitamins, improved diet and no fap and we met back up with her and i fucked the shit outta both of them. Get healthier and gain some confidence.

now that you said that...my subconscious has never really been my friend

yep been there too, finally had this girl who wanted to be FWB and first and only time was nothing.

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