So a mudslim sat next to me on the train today, am I at risk of catching islam...

so a mudslim sat next to me on the train today, am I at risk of catching islam, are their any steps I should take to help prevent islam from taking over my body.

The mudslim didnt touch me, but I heard it can spread through the air.

just eat couple of packs of bacon or other pork products, watch a little bit of porn of your liking, and have a couple of beers and relish the goodies of western culture and you should be fine

this

doctorfag here, this is a legit cure for I-slam

ok great, will cider and whiskey work instead of beer, and I can't eat bacon because of my religion.

God damnit b I fucking love you

Jew detected
Preheating ovens now

>I can't eat bacon because of my religion.

ahhh shiiieet....

doctorfag here again, I dont know how to say this, but I got bad news for you, if you can't eat por because of your religion, well.... lets just say your situation....its bad

IF YOU ARE OF CRAVING KEBAB QUICKLY KILL SELF TO ALLEVIATE THREAT TO MOTHERLAND OF SERBIA

oh shit, well, you're not gonna catch the I-slam but I'm sorry to inform you that you've got another type of even worse sand-niggerism, its sneaky, very few visible symptoms, but the results are usually even worse than I-slam

ALLAH ARKBAH

I cant fight it.

I MUST FIND A GOAT

You may be at risk if you believe in any supernatural beings such as Jesus, Yahweh, or Vishnu. Being a carrier of one strain of the virus lowers your resistance to other strains.

Luckily there exists a vaccine that does work -- it's called critical thought.

stop oppressing me western pig.

I mean, please help me.

Hey OP,is this somehow appealing to you?

I can feel something stirring within me, like a storm, or a massive shit I will do on all of western culture while raping their women.

easy mother fucker.

dude, you are in critical phase, just get the fuck into the closes market you got, buy a bunch of pork products, some alcoholic beverages, and get back home and prepare the pork products, and start consuming them with alcohol and porn as fast as you can, there is not much time user

10/10

alcohol is the chain wrapped around you western pigs neck, it crushes and consumes you.

Allah will prevail. ADMIRAL AHKBAR!

oh shit, its too late

ALUHO AHKBARMLAOA

ded
rip in pieces user

Your wives and daughters already have the Muslim-cock-fever.
There is no cure.

Allah is the greatest.

>mfw this thread

Muslims are cuties, I'm jealous

>as if there isnt a billion non-mudslime cuties out there that are not wearing a durka and aren't completely wrong in every sense of their existance

sandnigger please

This thread man

>best hair
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>vote a mudslime for best hair

I think it's like vampires. You have to kill the head muslim.

If he bit you, you will turn into a terrorist when there's a full moon :-(

Are they REALLY fucking basing it off of her hairline? Its just sad...all of its just a little sad.

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ok...


wait HOLY SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

THATS WHY ITS ILLEGAL FOR THEM TO DRAW MUHAMMAD, TO HIDE HIS IDENTITY SO ITS MORE DIFFICULT TO FIND HIM! HOLYSHIT!

holy fuck guys, I think we just made a BIG revelation here, seriously

DUDE, WOAH! I think you're right holy shit