Worst co-worker evar... Incoming green texts

Worst co-worker evar... Incoming green texts

> Be me
> Work at big gov office
> Manage value assesment complaints
> Work is fine, office is nice
> Office roomie is mental though

> Go to work on fine morning
> Pick up roomie
> She's late as usual
> She knows I'm parking illegally in a bus lane to pick her up
> Always 3 - 5 minutes late even though she lives on the other side of the road. Literally.
> Always running, a thousand bags in hand and on shoulder
> I say "G'morning hubby user"
> A little while passes, I'm driving.
> Silence.
> She suddenly yells out "Why don't you say goodmorning?!"
> "B.. but I did.. I always do"
> "You do? I've never heard that..."
> "I thought you didn't want to say goodmorning"
> mfw I've been saying goodmorning to that her every morning for months

> Roomie want's to play Pokemon GO
> I don't play it, but I've seen my gf play
> "Hey user, how do you catch a Pokemon?"
> I think you throw a Pokeball at it
> "I don't have such a thing! Look at this screen"
> Standing in field, message says "catch a Pokemon"
> I don't know, maybe tap it?
> Goes mental right there
> Screams at me "oh yea Professor?!"
> furiously tapping screen, shoving phone into my face
> "You should probably tap the Pokemon" I say as calmly as possible
> "And where is that?!"
> There are literally three surrounding her
> Prolly the starting Pokemon
> Tell her they are all around her
> "Is that Pokemon?"
> "Yes.."
> Tries tapping them
> Still fails tapping Pokemon
> Stomps back and forth, hissing
> Grumbles and smashes phone unto desk
> mfw she couldn't catch a Pokemon in Pokemon GO

"I thought you didn't want to say good morning"

Fuckin Normies and their twisted sick sense of how the world should be

> First month of work
> We were both hired as replacements for some old people
> Roomie not comfy
> Chair not ok
> really, really, really not OK
> Complains errrry day for a week
> Has another chair brought in
> Best chair evar
> Two days pass
> "Worst chair evar! Fucking killing me this place"
> "Oh my back hurts so much! Doesn't yours?"
> She sits overbent all day
> Literally like a longbow, ass out, shoulders all the way back
> Me: "noo, I switch positions like the therapists said we should"
> She gets a bosu ball
> A fucking bosu ball
> Can't blow it up, lacks equipment
> Best boss in the world takes it with her home
> Boss' husband blows it up
> "Oh my God I can't sit on this thing it's too small"
> Gets another chair
> We now have three chairs and a ball for one woman
> Same with computer mouse
> Complained and complained and complained loudly for days
> had three different mice bought
> One has never been opened.
> It's still just layin' around, cardboard wrapping getting all crumbled

It's what she said you autistic idiot.

First she said:
"You do? I've never heard that..."

Then she said:
"I thought you didn't want to say goodmorning"

> Giving roomie a ride to work
> Had just been in a store selling all kinds of VR equipment
> Tried the whole damn thing
> Really impressive, had a blast
> Was a bit sorry I hadn't had time to try the rally simulator
> Roomie's response?
> "I don't know what rally is"
> mfw she has never heard about rally
> mfw I wasn't even surprised anymore

Please keep posting I'm enjoying hating her

> Another fine day.
> Roomie has problems with her computer
> She cannot make the search engine give her a certain list
> Calls IT-department
> Nothing works, nothing at all
> Complains loudly to me
> Highly suspect it might be herself again
> This goes on for... days.. fucking days
> I finally dare look into it myself
> Mind you, she's fucking mental
> I avoid telling her anything because she will likely not understand it and become frustrated
> Frustrated is bad
> It becomes evident within minutes, that she does the search wrong
> Basically gives too little information, making the system drown in returned results
> IT-department couldn't find a fault in the system because there was none
> Roomie has now spent several days surfing on the Interweb and yelling in the phone
> Have principal tell roomie what she did wrong to avoid any backlashes (she hadn't realized that I had solved her "problem")
> mfw she spent several hours yesterday going through the very same thing with another co-worker
> "thank you for going over this search engine with me"
> Feel like anheroing

> New street vendor in town
> Buddies talk about it
> Try it out with the gf
> Really good mexican food
> Fucking cheap too
> Talk about it at work, other graduates also liking this place
> Roomie want's to try it out
> Comes back next day
> "worst meal of my life"
> Fair enough
> "No, really disgusting!"
> OK I get it
> "I thought you liked good food! This was just yuck! Oh my God so bad!" (I'm kind of a foodie, trying out top restaurants and food vendors in my country and abroad)
> "I can't even begin to describe how bad that food was user"
> This goes on for days
> days...

> Roomie from Hell goes nuts one day
> Storms out of office
> "IT-dude get in here!"
> "This fucking machine did it again!"
> "It deleted all my work!"
> "I worked all day on this fucking case!" (not true, she spent most of the day texting).
> IT-dude frantically trying to solve the problem
> Nothing seems to be wrong
> Roomie yelling, complaining, stomping, clapping, hissing
> The whole fucking circus
> IT-dude trying to calm her down, trying to stay assertive
> "Maybe you saved in a different location"
> "..."
> She did
> This took two hours

I can't believe she hasn't been fired yet. She's too dumb to run a simple search or try narrowing search results on her own. Wow

> Roomie has been working from home work station
> Angry from the very beginning of the next day
> "I couldn't work ALL DAY yesterday because of stupid computer problems! Fucking electronic letters won't work"
> OK.jpg
> Lent her my guide two days before
> She had instruction first hand
> It's like "pick letter", "pick adress", "click to send"
> Still she managed to fuck it up
> Anyway, start working
> Random outbursts from roomie
> Stomping of the foot on the floor
> Loud hisses
> Clapping of hands on the table
> Furious clicking of the mouse (how she got that is a whole story in itself).
> Marching in and out of the office, stomping
> This goes on for a couple of hours
> Finally complains loudly about how fucking stupid the electronic letter system is
> Summons secretary
> Secretary fixes problem - "user, all you have to do is this and this"
> The whole fucking scenario repeats
> Roomie made a mistake herself again
> The whole fucking scenario repeats again
> I tell her what she's doing wrong
> She is to refrain from writing in the automated fields
> She does it again
> "This fucking office sucks", "Nothing ever works around here!", "I've not been able to work all day because of this fucking system"
> "Sending an email has never been more difficult, what the fuck?!"
> I already told her it has nothing to do with emailing, even explained it.
> Thank God this day is over soon

I don't care tell me if she's hot or not

Why don't you just tell her to fuck up, grow some balls faggot

That comment was not OP, obviously. I'm OP and she's kinda hot, but her attitude is so off putting. Also, she got big ass teeth.
I simply cannot find her attractive although she has most of the classic traits of hotness.

She fucks up just fine on her own

Kek!

Does she have a husband or did he kill himself long ago?

Continue pls

She's only 27 or something. She's kind of seeing someone afaik, but obviously it won't last. Can't imagine what life with her 24/7 would be. A true fucking nightmare

maybe you should play along with her to make the situation even worse

You should record her metal breakdowns and show your boss.
You deserve a raise for putting up with her

Jesus christ OP, that sounds like it sucks dicks.

Isn't that some car game or something?

Sorry man, no major episodes lately. Holidays and such. She does fucked up things almost every day, but they are minor.
I have not typical of her from today:
She usually rides with me, as you might have guessed. She does that because it's kind of expected for car owners to help non-car owners get to work, so I can't really get out of it. Anyway:

> Texts me she's ill and won't go Monday
> OK.txt
> Leave at regular time as I use to
> We have no set office hours but I also pick up others sometimes
> Pass pick up point of crazy ass coworker at 07:10, right on normal schedule
> She's not there, ofc since she called in sick
> Reach work 07:50
> See text from 07:15
> "did you pass me?"
> No and I'm at work now.txt
> "Yea I can tell..."

Typically of her to be aggressive with me. She literally just called in sick, if she's healthy she should tell. Also, she should be on time. But again, she never is.

> mfw she did not come to work by bus
> mfw she actually just stayed at home

Fuckin saved. Been a while since I've been able to update my "not so good for you.txt", so thanks for that user.

She sounds like a lot of women I know/have to work with. You have my condolences.

I feel you bro

I just had a tooth removed and have spent the last 3 hours sucking on a bloody gauze that I have to keep there while fighting the overwhelming urge to vomit. Thanks for giving me some perspective user.

someone has to save this thread this is good OC

Cant you just ask the Boss for a new roomie?

Not so easily done. We are a pretty small department of a much larger organization. Switches are not done very often. Also, I'm not sure how much my boss knows about her behavior. I'm on a pretty good roll, taking in more responsibility at a record rate, trying to position myself for management in the future. Don't want any bad rep

Same on base. 2 guys in barracks im sure are gay and 4 guys who have openly raped A 95 year old paki women. All i here are homo jokes and proud rape stories. I rather be brazillian bowtied then keep eating sand and listening to there crap.

You could go to a spelling class though. The mongols won't be there

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You act like this is some abnormal thing, OP. This is literally every female I've ever worked with. They cannot function in a regular workplace environment.

What country op?

You must be from eastern Europe. In the civilized world this is very abnormal behavior

She is from Ukraine, but she moved with her family to civilization when she was 5

While I learned my IT spurs, we had such a stupid cunt with us.

>She managed to get in there with the help of a women's representative because she did not mastered the entry test.
>
>Right from the start, she lacked any skill. Ok, I thought she could adapt. I didn't know lil' McCunty then.
>She complained all day about everything. She also seemed not to understand how to learn. Almost everytime she got some assignment, she tried to get somebody to help her - as in: do all the work for her.
>Because she wasn't able to.
>
>It took 2 weeks tops to figure out that she had no positive talents. As she realized that her constant complaining did not worked anymore, she tried the slutty route.
>She began to wear revealing clothing. But waving around a set of big tits worked for about 2 additional weeks.
>
>It was then that she tried the damsel in distress again at my door.
>She had a simple task that a 10 year old could have done. Collect some data from reports, put that into a simple SQL database. Work out some correlations.
>It was simple but would have also taken some hours to complete. So lil' McCunty decided her time was too valuable. Let some of the male drones do that.
>
>Nope.
>She threw a temper tantrum. And returned with a supervisor. I explained that I had a tight schedule and her task was simple and time consuming. Supervisor was a bit pissed.
>Crisis averted, so I thought.
>Wrong. Enter the dragon aka the women's representative. How I dare to refuse to help lil' McCunty with her work. Sexist pig and yadda yadda.
>I repeated my statement. And made a visible note about slander.
>The women's representative went ballistic until the supervisor appeared from nowhere and shut her down. She had heard most of the commotion and was pissed that lil' McCunty had overstepped her orders.
>From that day on, lil' McCunty avoided me. Good.
>
>When I left the company, I heard that lil' McCunty was fired.

if justice wasn't served, i wouldve set myself on fire eventually

Continued.

>It wasn't easy to find a new job at that time but I heard that she managed to land one job after another - always with the help of women's representatives or some other gender related shit.
>And then being fired after a while only to get the next job.
>
>Had a new job and one day, my boss came into my office and asked me about lil' McCunty.
>"She mentioned you in the job interview. What do you think of her?"
>
>Well, normally... I wouldn't be that cunt who rats people out but in that moment...
>My face said it all. My boss nodded.
>"What I thought."
>Boss tossed the application into the bin.
>What a wonderful day.

She surely will always find people to leech on. Makes me sad.
BTW both mentioned bosses were female. I guess that's helped a lot.

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