Why do japanese people lack any understanding of sarcasm?

Why do japanese people lack any understanding of sarcasm?

It's more because of her poor English than anything else.

Also your jokes are terrible. Work on them.

dumm?

wtf i hate japan now

I've heard the same of spaniards 2bh

Her english is alright, not too advanced but she knows how the language works. She just never realizes when I'm being sarcastic.

Well, no shit. I can't use any complicated english so I got to stick to the simple stuff which ends up being cringy.

Sarcasm does not come across well in pure text.
And your joke isn't funny.

what the fuck is this shit

not even cringy its just creepy

purely autism

absolute cringe
Interpals was a mistake

To be fair. I am not even trying.

She is actually my language exchange partner. I dont want to fuck this up and show my real personality. I stick to the cringy, unfunny stuff for now.

post her face

my boyfriend talks to me like that but ive seen enough pics of how guys talk from pictures on here that im not bothered by it

Stop being such a disgrace, cringelord

Nah, you could reverse image search her way too easily. I prefer not to post any pics of her.

This

Maul. Ich geb mein bestes.

FEET
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>you disappoint me!
but this is such a high level of sarcasm

fremdscham pur

NICHT GENUG user, NICHT GENUG

this, if ur a liar, show some boipucci

>sarcasm
this isnt """"""""""sarcasm""""""""""""""" anyway. dont even understand where the fuck your prejudice comes out of. seems this is just the way weebs think about japan. fucking creepy

also you sound like a super weird indian male as seen the weirdest pervertest shit ever on Sup Forums sometimes. they think its normal to tell girls the pervertest shit for the fist time like u can have sex with me

I know I'm cringy. But like I said. I can't use any complicated english, it makes non cringy a lot harder.

you just went full autist m8..

holy shit kys already

>2017
>falling for the phallic Jew
Girl love is the purest love.

Wtf? Thats the fucking problem. I can't show her my real perverted personality and instead have to fake being the nice guy around to corner which turns me into a cringelord instead.

It's called negging and it's a prelude to abuse. Be careful with him.

>that was a joke
>no it wasn't
>just kidding it was

From my experience, East Asians don't seem to really use sarcasm. That and second languages are a bitch desu.
That being said, your sarcasm is shit user.

what the fuck is wrong with you

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Hahaha, this can't be real I refuse to believe.

>it's hard to get sarcasm on the internet even when you're a native speaker
>sarcasm is very subtle and depends on social cues, common cultural knowledge and context
Pick 2

Also, I lived in Japan until I was 15 and speak decent Japanese, and I can tell you that culturally the Japanese don't really use sarcasm. You usually mean what you say in Japanese, they tend to take things more literally. The only sarcasm I know of in Japanese is calling someone extremely respectfully, like when my friend backtalked his mom she would call him sama as she yelled at him. It was the only part of the conversation I could understand usually but it was very funny to me and I had to keep a respectful straight face.

Consider showing her your actual personality. I think she'd take perverted over this autistic cringeshit.
If you don't want to do that, consider killing yourself.

Good Guy Canada, wish you lads weren't so relentlessly harassed on here tbqh

My fucking sides

Of course it HAD to be a German

Never attempt a joke

Oh my lord this is fucking sad.

No, she just really hates cat.

it's more sad to use a trip on a chinese imageboard desu

yup

I agree. But at least I don't fucking sperg out around girls. Good lord man they're just men with vaginas. Quit overdoing yourself you sound like a fucking aspie.

im not op but you're right

Would help if their compatriots wouldn't have absolutely abhorrent posts on Sup Forums

This.

Calm down guys, I got everything under control.

that made it even more awkward

What happened?

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Well, at least he admitted it.

>Be German
>Suddenly Estonian Flag
BALTIC GERMANS GET THE FUCK OUT
KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I think you don't understand how sarcasm works, first of all it's abysmal when done in text unless you've established a strong friendship in real life.

Second of all, and this is the bigger issue, your sarcasm makes you seem awkward because it seems like you're not capable of having a genuinely interesting/charming conversation so you resort to this 2-bit routine of tell her you hate her. I mean we all did it when we first talked to girls in like middle/high school, but by now you should know better user.

oh god what have you done

I cringed so hard

Ive become autistic reading your conversations

>tfw too based to play along in other peoples mind games

I got autism from reading this

>cat?!
>i hate cat!

germancuck BTFO

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I'm literally a 24-year-old khv and even I am cringing at your fucking autism.

Literally kill yourself

*this confuses the jap*

＿＿＿＿＿
/＼＿＿＿＿＼psst!
|￣＼(∩ ･ω･ )＼
| |￣￣∪￣|Have a nice weekend

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t. autism pro

>these are the people in charge the Europe

Asians don't understand sarcasm and irony, this is common knowledge.

>german humour

I am quite sure I have seen Animus with sarcastic characters though.

Americans tend to have the same problem with sarcasm

Stop it germany, no one understands your fucking jokes

We need to wage war on germany again, that place is unsalvageable.

>german """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Sure we do

cringe

Which is weird since even chatbots have a grasp of sarcasm now. Asians are less intuitive than a machines. No offense.

So this is how Germans pick up women. I'm gonna try it out
Hey bby, me so horny me hate you long time.

This is how a REAL alpha German talks to a Japanese.
See that blunt one liner reply? I could be jumping at it but as an alpha I let her do the begging. No cringing around just straight up testosterone and trust me they can smell my musky nutsack trough the phone. You gotta have that aura.
You need to keep the Japslut craving for the white dick.

Even I'm not this autistic and I'm diagnosed with assburgers, what the fuck

Are you idiots?

Next time without the both of you.

I have actual autism and I'm cringing at this shit

>germ*ns
no wonder why black/brown alpha males are cucking your women

She haets it

same thing in korea. it's like sarcasm doesn't exist there.

Jesus christ...

>no autistic cringey German internet boyfriend

reeeee I hate my life

Why do g*rmans lack any social skills at all. People call us autists but geez

Don't mind all these people. You're doing things great, she's probably raping herself right now thinking of you.

Please, continue

Sup Forums

He is German.

On behalf of all germanics i apologize for this sperg.

in my experience they get it but you have to be really obvious
like it's easier in person

not over text like this SPERGLORD REEEEEEE THIS THREAD IS SO EMBARRASSING

>German """"humor""""

what did OP mean by this

Kek get a load of this faggot

No they're not tripfag nigger. Women think completely different

>japanese

Trash

it's not just the japs it's the asians in general