My girlfriend says I have to either give up drinking or eat vegan

My girlfriend says I have to either give up drinking or eat vegan.
What's the better choice?

Fuck that shit op

Ditch that slut

Slap her entitled face and throw her out you pussy bitch.

Dump the cunt

Wow, what a pussy.

If you have to change to make a person like you they aren't worth it in the first place.

Tell her either way no more relationship, Vegan means you cant eat her out, and you'd have to be drunk to fuck her. Tell her to carefully weigh her actions against her value on the sexual marketplace.

Go cannibal, eat your gf.

Fuck that cunt bro

Do both and your life will be greater than you've ever expected

Dumping her seems like the beat choice. She is supposed to be your girlfriend. Not your master.

what the fuck

>Vegan means you cant eat her out
I'm going to become vegan. vaginas are abhorrent cesspools

leave the bitch

I smell sitcom

wow i hope she's hot at least

Is that a list she gave you? How's it feel to have two mothers? Go get your balls from out of her purse you fucking mouse.
Between the two I'd give up drinking though

If you become the perfect guy for her, she'll get bored because there's nothing to change, then she'll dump you for a new project.

>Spells schedule wrong right fucking next to the correct spelling
Dump her, she's black

Grow some balls and tell her to shut up and fix you a sandwich

Neither. Relationships are about compromises, not parenting. Have vegan nights on a specific day and drink on the weekends.

Break up with her

Putting conditions on a relationship is bound to destroy it

Abort! Abort! Get out now!

That's still giving in to what she wants. I doubt OP has ever actually wanted her to change something about herself. And I don't mean "putting your clothes in the hamper" thing, I mean like asking her to stop doing things she likes.

That list basically says no fun allowed and be my bitch.

What the fuck? You beta estrogen piece of shit. All those rules and your only concern is the drinking? How does that leash feel? You whipped pathetic fuck

> My girlfriend says I have to either give up drinking or eat vegan.
> What's the better choice?
To not do those things and ignore her when she bitches about them.

this. I cringed pretty hard reading that list. op you're pathetic.

New girlfriend.

A new girl

Controlling bitch. If she wants to dictate who you can and can't be with, this won't end well.

> No going to the bar.
I'll go to the bar when I want.
> No hanging out with Paul.
I'll hang out with Paul when I want.
> No talking to females.
Denied.
> I want (illegible) messaged from your phone MONTHLY.
That was the sound of me setting a lock screen and not telling you the password.
> Work schedule weekly.
Sure.
> And school schedule.
Sure.
> No going out anywhere without me.
Denied.
> No getting drunk.
Denied.

I don't need you or your nagging, bitch. You're only worried about me going out without you or talking to women because you know I can find a better one than you. You have no power here.

Give up drinking. When you drink alcohol tell her it's ok because it's vegan.

She's going to hit you with "you've changed" Just leave that cunt

Dump her ass.

Dude
Run

Fuck that shit. I had a girl try this shit on me once. Error bitch, think again.

She is 100% Cheating on your ass. Leave.

Hey OP, this bitch is cheating on you.

what's this? Bait?

Between stop drinkin or stop eating? Stop her God damn it

Neither. Once you do one, she'll expect you to do the other.

Oh hey, it's this image again.

Yeah, no. No no no no.

Try again op

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What the fuck kind of person even makes such lists

That least means 1 of 2 things.

1. You have not been a Man and in-turn she has lost all faith in you.

2. She is overbearing and needs a reality adjustment.

Either shes crazy and you should drop her or you have a serious drinking problem and its up to you what to do.

the phone/no talking to other girls points to crazy though

I didn't say that was my list. It was just related, that guy has a bossy girlfriend too.

Option 3: Leave her (but stopping drinking is also nat dat bad)

>lies
You clearly stated that your GF wrote that list.
GTFO my Sup Forums!

No I didn't. Go read the initial post again. The ultimatum is between drinking and vegan, giving up food has nothing to do with the list

If you're a legit uncontrolled binge drinker/alcoholic, you should probably moderate/stop for your own good.

Man she better be atleast a 9/10, and the sex has to be fucking fantastic for you not to just leave her

tell her she needs al-user or you walk