Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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hello friends
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Hi! Top tier waifu there.
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Claimed
>Tfw watching family guy with my dad
It's great
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ahhhhh, You don't fear death.
Claim~
Sounds rad
>Paperwork
Doing some stuff for a friend of mine
>Dunno if I talked about it here
A close buddy of mine, who I helped out a bunch, needs me to cosign on a car loan thing
>He'd have his parents do it
>But they're assholes
>And they died.
So I offered to help him out
>He needs a new car
>His old one is practically falling apart.
>The other day the interior part of the door fell off
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Being as cute as usual
Hello, how are you doing today?
Futurama > Family Guy
It's a homophone you retard.
Because you're a fucking nigger.
still here
and
welcome back
Trying to stop waifu from being assimilated by the boats is like trying to push a boulder up a hill.
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Penny check my vid out from last night. I know you dig pleh!
>tfw you show this to people who play csgo and they give you shit for picking shot gun and think 4 kills and a disarm is nothing.
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>They're assholes
>Also they're dead.
Wtf hahah
I didnt know you needed someone else to sign for a loaned car
Stfu you idiot, holy shit
Watching shit dry > futurama
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>Family Guy
>good
>Bourne
If you want to give Matt Damon money, sure.
I'm going to pirate it because I love the movies, but don't want to give him money.
Kubo seems pretty neat though.
American Dad>Futurama though.
No you're a homophone
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I like it
Also that post doesn't state family guy is good it just says futurama is the worst
but tanks are better than boats
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thank you
your waifu is pretty godly yourself
im ok, slept for too long and woke up around 6pm so that's kind of bad
how are you?
thank you friend
how are you, if at all different from yesterday?
maybe a tsunami would help
As much as I enjoy watching shit dry, Futurama is more entertaining
I never got into American Dad
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
Futurama is master race show
Aloha, errybody
Well he's only 18, so
>I've got pretty gud credit too so lower interest.
I don't doubt that he'll be able to pay and everything
>He's a really good kid, good head on his shoulders.
>Got a decent job now too
>Just gotta get him through college.
Yeah, I would've suggested pirating the movies and watching them at my place
>I've got a 55 inch flat screen in the living room.
>Long ass couch too
>Gud for snoggin'
But she insisted we do things legally.
>American Dad
Gud shit yo.
miss me with that gay shit, nigga.
You know you want to boat
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>Pony
Gayniggershit.
Sure why not
Stop being a faggot
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Saber claim
Hey Rin added you last night. I'll be on later if you to play a few games
Get off my Sup Forums
>Sup Forums
>Complaining about shit.
>Looking for non cancerous things on Sup Forums
Its the fuckin Random board nigger.
Everything here is either cancer or gay nigger shit.
Its where shit that doesn't go anywhere else goes.
Unless it doesn't even belong here
Then it goes in your mother's ass.
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playing world of tanks now. so i guess thats a thing.
hi
>my Sup Forums
Get the fuck outta here you entitled newfag
>Lurk Moar FAGGOT.
I try to sleep as little as possible, it doesn't make me feel rested anyway. I'm not doing too bad so far, got any plans for today?
Aloha cutie, how are you?
Hello Saber, what are you up to today
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Kek. No sorry, it's seriously the worst show. But I guess you also like sucking a big black sick so
> Unlike me
Hi rin
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Tfw when autocorrect
>Big black dick
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Cool. Sounds good, although for me, it depends on if I want to study for my series 7 or not, tonight. Btw, do you have a telegram? If not you should get one, just in case either of us isn't on the thread
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No
I'm more of a plane man then a tank one
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don't remind me of the horror that is alola form pokemon
but hello
>my Sup Forums
ill have you know this is actually my Sup Forums, please leave
having fun? don't really know anything about world of tanks but i can guess what its like from the name
i try to but i fail and end up sleeping more than i want to
my day is already close to over so i don't really have any plans no, just going to do my regular NEET things
you have any plans yourself?
Yeah, i agree with that right now.
One can only hope.
Nah. I think you're projecting.
nice samefag
I Sexually Identify As Adolf Hitler. Ever Since I Was A Boy I Dreamed Of Incinerating People And Dropping Hot Oppression On Disgusting Jews. People Say To Me That Eradicating A People Is Impossible And I'm Fucking Retarded But I Don't Care, I'm Beautiful. I'm Having A Nazi Scientist Install A Jew Detector And Flame Thrower On My Body So I Can Find Jews And Roast Them On The Go. From Now On I Want You Guys To Call Me "Führer" And Respect My Right To Roast Jews And Create Concentration Camps Needlessly. If You Can't Accept Me You're A Tyrantophobe And Need To Check Your Lack Of Privileges (Thanks To Myself). Thank You For Being So Understanding.I Sexually Identify As Adolf Hitler. Ever Since I Was A Boy I Dreamed Of Incinerating People And Dropping Hot Oppression On Disgusting Jews. People Say To Me That Eradicating A People Is Impossible And I'm Fucking Retarded But I Don't Care, I'm Beautiful. I'm Having A Nazi Scientist Install A Jew Detector And Flame Thrower On My Body So I Can Find Jews And Roast Them On The Go. From Now On I Want You Guys To Call Me "Führer" And Respect My Right To Roast Jews And Create Concentration Camps Needlessly. If You Can't Accept Me You're A Tyrantophobe And Need To Check Your Lack Of Privileges (Thanks To Myself). Thank You For Being So Understanding.I Sexually Identify As Adolf Hitler. Ever Since I Was A Boy I Dreamed Of Incinerating People And Dropping Hot Oppression On Disgusting Jews. People Say To Me That Eradicating A People Is Impossible And I'm Fucking Retarded But I Don't Care, I'm Beautiful. I'm Having A Nazi Scientist Install A Jew Detector And Flame Thrower On My Body So I Can Find Jews And Roast Them On The Go. From Now On I Want You Guys To Call Me "Führer" And Respect My Right To Roast Jews And Create Concentration Camps Needlessly. If You Can't Accept Me
> being thus new
I'm only 29
>But this kid feels like my son
I've known him for two years.
>I actually got into a legal fist fight with his parents.
They kept him in shit conditions and basically shat on him his entire life.
>I had proof too
It was almost all said and done, but they ended up getting fucking destroyed on the freeway by a semi truck.
>I ended up getting legal custody of him for a bit until he turned 18 then he was a freebird.
>I still help him from time to time and take care of him and his little sister
They know if they need anything I'm always around to help out
Well, if she wants to then go for it.
>sucking a big black sick
Sick what?
*rimshot*
CLAIMED FAGGOTS
>Being this much of a dumb fucking nigger.
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
3DPD
>be me
>go on /waifu/
>all goes well until Spammers and shitposters arrive
>not even good content
>just pictures so the image limit increases
>they don't know that only means more threads
>leave to watch an hour long gameplay of the upcoming ff 15
>come back
>Spammers and Shitposters still here
Pathetic
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Nice trips
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faggots
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What can ya do?
i havent found a plane game i really enjoy.
yeah its about tanks. im kind of bored its more of a fall back game.
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I know right? They think they're gonna accomplish something.
Either way its gonna be a fun night ^^
Please no homosex :(
I've not really got any plans for today, or tonight, or any day quite honestly
War thunder is both a good tank and plane game in my opinion.
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Yup, nothing's gonna change. Just the summer break is soon over.
How was your day?
Lmao after your gay role playing orgy you make a new thread anyways. So watching it get spammed and ruining your jackoff time amuses me.
Aw fugg completely forgot to respond to this.
Nice though
>TFW Go players think they're hardcore then they pick up Siege and realize that they're not as good as they thought.
>Penny~
Alright sounds good. Don't have it yet I'll download it when I get home and have decent wifi.
Doing well on lunch break right now before my next class
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hope doesn't lead to anything, action does
i propose we find a way to cause an earthquake
it's really your own fault for paying attention to spammers and shitposters in the first place
it's so easy to ignore and even possible to filter with a slight effort
isn't that what all games are for? just to play when you're bored
pretty much the same here
being a NEET sure is great
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You literally accomplish nothing
We just make a new thread and carry on.
Its like you think you're tough shit for spamming some gay ass thread on Sup Forums
You're literally retarded.
>hang yourself yo.