It's time for a Civ thread
Dubs decides what happens
Two small tribes- one red, one blue- sit at either side of a river. Both gather resources and wait cautiously for the other to make a move.
Red Pop: 10
Blue Pop: 10
It's time for a Civ thread
Dubs decides what happens
Two small tribes- one red, one blue- sit at either side of a river. Both gather resources and wait cautiously for the other to make a move.
Red Pop: 10
Blue Pop: 10
My fellow blue people! It is with a heavy heart that I, youre president, must tell you that the reds across the river have been stealing our food! We must act in order to combat this red evil.
blue tribe turns into gay paradise retreat, all women and children are executed, bonus wealth from tourism.
red village builds gas chamber, resurrects Hitler (+1 pop), begins training death squads, they also kill all non-whites and enslave any sub-human whites.
re-roll
Red tribe is all homos
blue tribe rejects this faggot as president
rool
get trips win
Hitler is finally back, my prayers have been answered.
blue team uses the rocks in the cave to build a tower and a wall to keep the red from moving over
blue tribe becomes aware of their non-existent status as a shitty drawing on the website Sup Forums. In their despair, they move to the cave to the south where they vigorously masturbate as the red tribe cucks the entire blue tribe, fucking and impregnating all the women with salamander babies.
They become best friends and live in permanent harmony
Hitler has been brought from the dead and elected leader of the Red tribe. He builds a gas chamber and gasses the two jews in the tribe.
Blue tribe embraces their Meninist side by executing all women (and children) and turn to cloning as a form of reproducing.
Blue materials: Money, Cloning
Red: Gas Chamber
Blue Pop: 7
Red Pop: 10
Forgot pic, fuck
Now this
you also forgot about the death squad training. this will be important when the reds execute the gays.
Only one event per image
Good thing I rolled dubs twice for it then
They are stronk now.
reds begin the orders to breed super humans, the best of them are selected to multiply massively, and surplus population is sent to kill the blues.
Pic then dubs
Draw the harmony faggot
rolin
but also blues are forced to accept Muslim migrants, they begin to destroy the village from with.
Fuck, okay then
a stronk red man joins the blu tribe. traitor!
reroll.
Now wolves attack and they must ban together to fuck them up. They win, but new werewolf race is created and is a threat
final roll for this.
Rolling for werewolves
serial killer breaks into homes and rapes children
>+2 population every update
red build a big as war machine.
pic related.
reroll
That are on fire
this
I agree
Shit... rolling for firewerewolves
rolling for WHEREWOLVES
ask where things are to everyone they see infecting them with a curious nature to know where things are as well.
>+1 land expansion every turn
OP I'm sorry I ruined your thread with peace and firewerewolves... but you must draw the chaos now
oh shit nigger, shits about to go down.
if higher dubs I vote for muslim imigration to blue village
>Town of FireWhereWolves
FUCKIN' FIREWOLVES
Red Pop: 20
Blue Pop: 20
...
this
Nice firewolves boyo. Now red and blue let must band together to fight those hellions... careful about putting firewolves in a gas chamber there red
ok nazi super machine now please.
o shit
Dude I'm dubsing the fuck out of this thread right now boys
>FIREWOLVES DAM THE RIVER TO FLOOD THE GAYS
reroll
Theres a giant fuckin fireball wiping out the gas chamber
Nigga firewolves couldn't touch water or the wood to build a dam. You stupid or somethin?
The Nazis are starting to build a Schwerer Gustav to destroy the firewolves
reroll
both tribes build toilets so they dont have to shit on the floor, this should be the first thing you fucking animals.
Blue team uses their gay to fuck the fireworks to death
Red and Blue decide to take on the Firewolves with spear-tipped dicks and Nazi muscles.
Firewolves: 3
Blue: 20
Red:20
Firewolves now have jetpacks
>Schwerer Gustav
blues must accept muslim refugees, they begin to destroy shit from the inside.
one blue paints itself red and infiltrates
Thomas the tank engine suddenly rolls in playing his dank theme
They're allies you fucking moron
firewolves now have flamethrowers and try to grill the gays
Blue tribe have gay sex with the wolves but the wolves reproduce by gay sex so blue tribe human - wolf children (+5 pop)
Blue and red are perma friends. One red sets himself on fire to sneak attack the wolves... ironically he ends up in a pile of ash like the Jews he hated
firewolves are starting to burn down the wooden bridges from the blue tribe so they drown
Rolling for a toasty red
the two blue niggers up top decide to fuck the wolves and create a third civilization
fuck off kike.
your kind have already been killed by both tribes.
Pretty sure you don't get gay jews, man that would be weird, like a pig crossed with a cockroach.
Red breaks the friendship with blue and starts to gas the blue guys (-2 bluepop)
a new tribe takes over the blues and are a part of the ussr
You grow up poor with like a hillbilly family or something? Mad my dad's bank owns your trailer? Reds gas chamber explodes
I don't feel like my question's worth pushing a thread off the board so I'll ask it here among Civ thread enthusiasts.
Would y'all be interested in playing a multiplayer civ game over skype/discord?
I don't have it ready nor have I even finished deciding how exactly it'll work or even finished making the map (Using RPG maker for my own purposes of consistency, will probably draw on paint or just describe stuff) but I'm curious if y'all would enjoy playing such a thing.
suddenly a new tribe appears that
consist of donald trump and his great army of mexicans
>implying your dad owns a bank
rolling for this
Forgot pic.
Probably shouldn't have bothered since at this point it's pretty empty.
>implying your dad could afford a trailer
roll
roll 4 this
implying you're not a faggot living in a box
Blue fucks the wolves to death but their gay semen hits the water upstream from red. Half of red pop gets aids from the drinking water accidentally
they take over and kills the blues - 5 blues
roll
haha, nice English skills their, would might be better if you speak Hebrew.
Good one you really showed me.
Roll
the red wolves are starting to build armed castles to strengthen their defenses
they take over and kills 9 blues -9blues
>nice English
>"would might be"
The wolves burn down the gay flag of blue
rolling 4 this
reroll
הומו
A new tribe approach from the east, they bring dragon eggs with them and are immune to disease (faggotry counts as a disease)
this one looks a lot better.
The new tribe is yellow and chinese
>yellow
>and Chinese
What's the difference?
the leader of the new tribe is Vladimir Putin/Wladimir Putin
Waiting for the new pic
Please don't compare me to OP in his thread, that feels rude towards him.
I'm just using RPG maker to make the map, which is super easy do so, but since I need a big map and have no drawing skill, it made sense to do so.
A new tribe settles in from The East, and have a strange egg with them. They have immunity to gayness and disease from the magical aura of the egg.
Black: 7
Blue: 20
Red: 20
Firewolves: 3
...
Red take one black as hostage