/heem/: sleepy jap edition

mmadecisions.com/judge/318/Derek-Cleary

The judge who scored it 49-46 Caceres

Prelims were god tier, card was good overall
Who cards are always good, fuck casuals who say otherwise

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Schaub is God

QUICK /heem/ YOUR DOWN 2

BANG

4 days and 20 bongs until CombateOCHO: Enter La Jaula
ufc.tv/video/combate-americas-combate-ocho-prelims

Not everyone who makes a joke on Sup Forums is "mad"

Don't be so defensive

schaubposting is the cancer killing /heem/

That fucking clown scared the shit out of me.

>Sometimes I like to pretend these big burly men are fighting for my love. Sigh....

So you're just salty

Jap bitches guy is best thing from this card

Swanson vs Kawajiri was fire tho

Close 2nd

Worst card of the year.

No and please refrain from using stereotypical 14 year old "i watch twitch celebs all day" slang on /heem/

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Why cut the dick grab?

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic, I'm assuming yes with the heem post

youtube.com/watch?v=dwYujEnPkqE

I dont even have a twitch account you dweeb.

His name is Teruto Ishihara

>Almost 7am

Fucking Adan scaring people with his testicular torsion stories.

holy shit i missed that fight
nasty heem

Fifty G's, babeh

Great fight. Yair is a cardio king.

But Bruce Leeroy is still my boy.

Night lads

thanks for your service
goodnight

Look at this salty mother fucker
Shut the fuck up, did you lose 20 bucks on the main event now you're upset?
Permaheem yourself my man

Yayirr "El hilado de Chihuahua" Hodriguess was EXPOSED and the blueprint to defeating him in sanctioned weekend combat is now clear as a summer's day.

Oh, and here are the goof pngs if anybody missed them from earlier.

Will MMA ever become an Olympic sport?

I would be happy with even kickboxing in Rio

>tfw I finally won a card
I would have won Bisping-Silva too if Rivera hadn't been robbed by bong judges

Goodnight mane, I'm done

Have a restful sleepie weepie

Golden rule: Only bet what you can afford to lose buddeh

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EL PANTERA SON

kek

le ebin maymay xdd
You do that yourself ya funny guy?

Too bad the only elite wrestler in the division is suspended for 2 years

crazy moves

Beat the Aussie to it

black shorts threw like 3 strikes that whole fight

Edgy Brah can barely keep his eyes open

Just screamed "TSUUUUUU" like an idiot right now and everybody is asleep.

I need help lads.

This happened to me when Ponzinibbio KO'd Court Mcgee, my momma told me to go to the doctor.

n-no

Nah cunt, believe it or not.

Caceres had his chance to break into a contender spot by just applying more pressure in that final round.

I'm sure it is but I don't care

>his name is brendan, not brandon you fuck

schaub so rattled he told joe about the ama

last heem for me, y'all enjoy your schaub-infested tasmanian basket-weaving photo reel

I've seen ya mum's map of tasmania mate

In unrelated new Kawajiri and Swanson were just robbed of 50k

Heem Quiz: Salt Lake City Edition

Biggest Winner:
Biggest Loser:
Biggest Meme:
Best Fight:
Worst Fight:
Most Disappointing Fight:
Best Moment:
Most Unexpected Moment:

>FOTN: Carceres vs Yair
What?

>69977450
Edgar could beat him yes. Others too. Juicy matchups coming.

Schaub bless you brother, see you tomorrow.

>49-46 Caceres

The casuals and shitposters were out in full force tonight
Can't blame you

yair beat the living shit out of the air tonight tho

throw 100 kicks and land 10 of them guy is such a pampered UFC project, literally the La Raza MacGregor

He beat the living shit out of Caceres too
Outlanded him by more than twice

>Biggest Winner
Rony Jason
>Biggest Loser
Camozzi
>Biggest Meme
Yair vs. Caceres
>Best Fight
Cub vs. Kawajari
>Worst Fight
Taylor vs. Moroz
>Most Disappointing Fight
McGee vs. Steele
>Best Moment
Tybura's heem
>Most Unexpected Moment
Jon Anik's highlights

both of the guys in tonights main event are on the gas
you can't last 25 minutes in combat taking shots like that without it

What if Moroz "El Chico Del 6%" is actually blind or something?

fuck Yair Rodriguez, fuck him right in his pretty boy mouth

why 5 rounds?

Yair
Gigliotti
I RUV U MY BITCHES
Rodriguez-Caceres
Moroz-Taylor
McGee vs Steele
The end of Moroz-Taylor
Teymur being as good as he was

Main events are 5 rounds by default

i think bermudez deserved a otn bonus too

since when?

Unfortunately you cant speak like that on /heem/

Do you think we'll ever go longer? 7 rounds, for example.

Schaub beat Arlovski

WITNESSED

Since ever

In the USADA era? No. They're only 12 minutes shorter than boxing matches which don't offer the possibility of grueling clinch/grappling exchanges.

Noice

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Caceres did surprisingly well
Yair's cardio also held up better than I thought it would

Caceres proved his chin was solid as shit even after Cisco Rivera killed him in ten seconds, I have no idea where Rodriguez gets his energy from, throwing fifty kicks a round minimum and still outworking your opponent in round five is fucking insane.

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For a very long time my friend.

mmajunkie.com/2011/06/ufc-implements-five-round-non-title-fights-for-all-future-main-events-evans-vs-davis-exempt

There are exceptions due to injury/late notice fights but it's been standard for years

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>no more webms of Rodriguez-Caceres
Shame, that shit was grand and deserved a much, much better main card to go along with it.

Straya cunt.

>you will never be one of Isihara's bitches
feelsbadman.

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>Abo with a script
i no hespect your methods

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ok thx

7 rounds confirmed

Schaub bless.

merely minutes after the main event and /heem/ is already sleepy
rest in piece lads see you for
UFC 202: Irish Boogaloo

sleep tight nipper

I'm up and listening to "IFL Anthem - Fight League"

Is the presser on yet?

:(

no presser lad

Oh Jesus why am I awake then

>Prelims were god tier, card was good overall
WUT???

the fuck is twitch? is this the new Vines? I can't keep up with this shit. I guess I could, but I actually have a life now.

easily BTFO by the ref.
manlets never fail to amuse

Yes, it was the best thing about the card tonight, if I may be frank with you gentlemen.