/mlb/ general - 2,999 edition

Greater than Pete Rose too

KC:Hosmer's two-run single propels Royals to win
MLW:Braun swats two homers, nets seven RBI
ATL:Freeman has huge night in lopsided victory
COL:Blackmon homers, gets four hits and four RBI
TEX:Lucroy swats two homers in defeat of Astros
STL:Matheny says Carpenter 'didn't look right'
DET:Miggy racks up three more RBI against Mets
CWS:Eaton hits ninth homer, Sox take down Orioles
DET:Jordan Zimmermann (strained lat) placed on DL
PIT:Nova goes seven innings to win Pirates debut
STL:Yadier Molina departs with bruised right hand
CIN:Phillips smacks two homers in loss to Bucs

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Mariners

I had a dream guys, it was so wonderful

I was in Citi Field, waiting for my home team's next opponent, and then in a glorious beam of light there they came.

The Expos

they were back

I shed a single tear as they all said "HONHONHONHONHONHON" and cummed when they lost horribly, but it didn't matter they were back.


Will they ever be back? Will my dream come true?

Shawn O'Malley

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Royals

J.D. Martinez's right arm

Trout > Griffey

John Jaso's dreads

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Mike Trout's cock

did I do it right?

>Strasburg for Cy Young!
>4 months of Kershit for Cy Young!

>3 run homer in 1st inning
>lose
>twice in a row
>the the angels angels of anaheim

A's

Give us a couple of months.

>ichi says he wants to play until he's 50

Bonds literally defecates on both of them

I'd give it 2-3 more seasons desu senpai

The A's need a new stadium, and have a history of relocating.

The Rays are back to being dogshit, and they have had the worst attendance in the league for years. Tropicana is also just as much of a shithole as the Oakland Colosseum

>The Angels bullpen is bad
>This somehow has anything to do with Trout

2bh I thought it would be the Indians or some Florida team if anyone because their attendance is such dogshit

You're clearly not familiar with the situation at all then

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>justin smoak is going to make 8 million dollars over the next 2 years to hit .140, strikeout 30% of his at bats and play below average 1B defense.

Do you guys think Arenado's terrible acne is a side effect of pilates?

mariners

trout gets traded in 2018
quints

the Indians won't be going anywhere for a long time, even with their shit attendance

My money is on Tampa Bay because they have had the lowest attendance in the league since 2012, and they have never had attendance above 23rd out of 30 in their history.

>Giants won
>on a night Stasburg pitched
>on a night Cain pitched
This is an unknown feel but I like it

>people are literally so desperate to think they're successful that they care about meme awards and plaques

The best 1-2 punch in baseball and World Series champions don't need consolation prizes

that makes sense, however if they do end up going to Montreal then there has to be an effective agreement between the Blue Jays and Expos to share Canada rather than just kicking the Expos in the nuts because "muh business"

for some reason the nats have some voodoo shit where they can't win against Cain and it pisses me the fuck off

Cain was absolutely solid tonight and it makes me feel a lot better about how he's going to continue to be in the future.

Let's just hope that there's even a whisper of offense tomorrow when Bum is pitching.

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Chances are the Expos will never be back. The Nats own the name and history rights, and hate it so much they pretend it doesn't exist. They won't allow it to be used by another team

The Expos were a mistake.

LMAO

B A S E D
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Just got back from the game bros. The number retirement ceremony might have been the most beautiful thing I've seen at a baseball game. Also Shawn O'Malley is our shortstop of the future, prove me wrong.

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>Also Shawn O'Malley is our shortstop of the future, prove me wrong.

Literally who?

He actually played for your team, Analslime cuck

I moved up to hitting balls off of a tee

What would even be below hitting off a tee

hitting pitches off of the Jints bullpen

anaheim "fans" dont actually follow the team

Jints bullpen is average though, not even bad. It just isn't great

Blow it out ur ass m8
No need to be so personal even if it's true

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Fucking autistic mods allow this shit but give me warnings on posting pic related and saying "Jints"

the key is finding a butt pic where the girl is wearing a hat non of that gay divided picture shit

This, pic related, is hands down the fucking hottest picture that I have, mods.

I've spent so much time trying to find a picture like this and I finally found it.

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Gonna sweep Chokeland today. I love free wins so much. Thanks for the free wins Chokeland!

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Let's get banned, bros.

And by bros, I just mean me.

>thinking they would relocate an American League charter franchise
>which also has a ballpark that's recently undergone two phases of renovations
You are retarded.

>Thome
Triggered.

>tfw i was once a respected trip on Sup Forums
>now i'm the subject mockery whenever i'm brought up

>dg
>respected

>trip
>respected

why is this allowed

Because it's a fucking Sunday? What's the problem?

Cheer up buddy. It'll be okay

>I work at 11
RIP in peace

>getting up early on a sunday

>10:30
>early

5:35am for me

Hate it when the Mariners play those early games in the east

I'm so hard right now

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Lympics bump

Well lads, today is my last game in the motor city. Dubs and i run on the field

Kek, well im not going to do that.

Ive had fun though, this country is great

It has it's moments. But glad you enjoying your time here. It's going to be uncomfy as the election draws near so this was a good time to visit.

You did summon kek though, and if you don't obey his bidding he'll make the Tiggers lose.

I cant believe how lucky ive gotten. A month ago i was worried they'd shit the bed but to win 7 out of 8 and see the iggy walk off and JDingerz against sale and his throw last night. I also get goosebumps when your anthem gets sung and i dont for mine, really weird

Why is rich hill such a pussy? Out a month with a fucking blister.

>Greater than Pete Rose too
Literally how?

>1:35 pm
>early

Son, you're a secret American.
Go and spread FREEDOM to the emu oppressed masses

Dubs confirms what A-Rod's press conference will be about. I'll start.

He's announcing a new 10-year contract effective 2018

Signing a 20 year contract and announcing his new line of men's gym socks.

Rebounding or he comes out about being trans-centaur

Confesses to taking steroids yet again and says he wishes he was a great and noble a player as David Ortiz.

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You LITERALLY wasted two dubs for this shit everyone already knows

A-Rod announces his immediate retirement as well as marriage to a horse. His hope is to breed a new race of centaurs with the intelligence of man and the strength of horse.

A-Rod announcing his retirement so he can force Joe to play him every day

But Joe doesn't give a shit about that. He said so with Jeter.

He'll cry on TV and force the NY press to shame him into it.

You can't shame a binder. And we all know that's the puppetmaster of Yankee management.
Joe may fight it, but for naught.

What teams would you like to see play in the playoffs and maybe even go to the World Series, spee?

Nationals, Red Sox, Cubs, and Orioles personally

Apart from the team i support, i think jays - cubs would be fun

MLB NETWORK has gone live at the A-Rod presser.

>coverage from 10:30
>presser doesn't start until 11.

Nice try cunts, SVU is on

Btw, i wasnt calling you a cunt, friend

No offense taken. This is a pretty cunty pre-game.

Teammates have been told that attendance at today's Press Conference is mandatory.

"A's suspend coach Mike Henriques after hidden camera found"

>Plant a camera in weight room
>get caught
>it goes public
>lose MLB job

Suicide is the only option in this situation. The only variables are when and which method.