Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Hello everyone
>no life here
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here

still here


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oh then nothing will change as long as you are used to overpriced groceries

Penny Claim~

Reporting for duty!

This wasn't quite as bad as I originally imagined.
>But the cringe is real.
>I remember when I was younger I use to carry a notebook everywhere and doodle randomly.
>A few years later I picked it up and found a lot of edgy shit and like, a fake alphabet my friends and I made up.
>I ended up burning it cause Teen Angst and past regrets.

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People are just fucking mean

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Kek I like this penny more
Why man?

>claimed

Cutest qt claimed

Naps are a bad idea

Bwahaha, I know that feel. That reminds me, I still have to throw away my old diary from when I was 10 or so.

Well, I'm going to bed. Good night everyone

I love my waifu

Here ya go!
>Sorry guys, he nabbed a pic of me and we made an agreement not to post.

I remember someone said it was overrated and then that

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Damn it, it took me forever to find that pic.

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Claiming

False. Naps are never a bad idea.

oh well i still want that food

Goodnight man

You cunt
At least tell us if he's cute or not.
>Is he a trap?

(Tomo)
My only concern is the shit they use. It looks healthy as all hell for your legs but I don't want my legs to feel like I'm stepping into the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.

What you say nigger? Naps good idea

Yup

(Laura)
>That image
>Maid cat blushing
Super cute

>I agree
Kyouko
Kek

Is jt really that expensive?
How much for bread?
You tease

you are correct
what makes you say this though

if you don't know how to time them correctly then they are

why? do other people feel them?
like 3 dollars i think

I disagree.
They're a waste of time, you NEVER feel rested, they fuck up your sleeping rythm and you're a sitting duck for those mosquito asshole neets
I feel worse than before I took the nap

>Neko Saber
Damn am I still dreaming?

Let's say it was a forced nap. Wasted 4 hours on that shit

Maybe~
>Must be a helluva good dream if you saw neko Saber :^)

If you mean if other people feel like the stuff feels like, maybe. If you mean people massage your legs and get that feeling, again, maybe.

I'm a cat, not a boat. And I can't even get to E1 boss, using all my ASW equipment and highest LoS ships. Kill me.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_nap

>THREE DIDDLY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A LOAF OF BREAD
Jesus fucking Christ I can get a lost for 89 cents here

How long did you sleep? You should take a nap for more than like an hour, hour and a half max

It would be in my best interest to say that he a cute.

Kek, I try.

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Ugh, my head hurts from lack of sleep and just in general. I'm going to take a good idea nap.

Not true. I used to have a 2 hour gap in between classes and I would usually nap in that time. I would feel refreshed after that. Its all about the short naps or else they become mini sleeps

And with that, I'm out

Damn that is pretty expensive.
I guess you pay less taxes.
Really?!?
I'm moving to texas

4 hour naps are a bad idea
1.5 hours is golden

>tfw rekt
prolly a trap tbh.
3 dollars for bread.
Wat.

Morning, /waifu/...

We got good grocery prices here yeah.Even the good bread is only 1.19.

It was alright. Dreamless sleep

"Naps lasting more than 30 minutes appear to be associated with a period of impaired alertness (sleep inertia) immediately after awakening that takes some time to dissipate before wakefulness and performance improve"
Just.

As I said in the exact post, more or less 3-4 hours

Peace out Ika

Yea I guess
I didn't choose to nap, I just kinda got knocked out. Now I feel worse than before yet unable to go to sleep

Good morning bacon

Since when are cats not cute?

>>Dreaming of anyone as a neko.
Yeah, you're still a little tired. Here, let me help you with that.
>Proceeds to draw chocolate onto your face.

Morning Hanako.

i mean like do other people feel your legs afterwards? if no then why does it matter.
yeah i think thats for the good bread though. ghetto bread is like 1.50 or something. ill take pictures next time i go to the store
its 30 percent from your paycheck to the government i think

>Chocolate
I dont trust you

Hello Saber
Rem baby ~
*Rubs mouse ears*
Good morning Hanako
Hi cuties
What you doing now Tomoko?

You know what's just peachy?

Showing up to driver's training a whole hour early!

Shygal claimed... again.

Jk man penny is great
>Nothing wrong with traps
Hey there cutie
Had a good night sleep?
Damn, that's even less euros
>Bread here is about 1.50 euros
It is? Huh I didn't know that

That's why you power nap

Ah, didn't see that part. Well, hope you get to feeling better

Here there's no income tax and sales tax is 8 cents to the dollar.

They massage it with different types of gels and what not. I don't have such things.

Alice-sama~

What are you talking about, Syndra? What's wrong with chocolate?

Hey Alice. Are you up to anything at the moment?

Course, nothing wrong with a gud ol trap.
Best bread in these here parts are usually around $2 or so.
>My usual store has sales a lot though, so its often 1.50 or less.

>That image
wew
At least it was sleep
>that image
>chocolate
>that teasing pose
Fucking hell I'm blushing
Hey Alice

Wew, that pic's stronger than any coffee I've taken

Morning!

>how's it going with Saber?

Morning

No, I woke up at an ungodly hour so I could play an eroge

>living the dream

Aw, she's bashful

nothing right now. going to play world of tanks. what do you like to do.
neat
just checked. i was way off max is thirteen percent here.
its a thing here sales tax is 8 or 9 cents i forget
it sounds nice and relaxing.
i dont really want to discuss bread prices.

>Dreaming of anyone as a neko.
Dude I fucking wish.
>Proceeds to draw chocolate onto your face.
Okay i will admit that pic is nice as shit but how would smearing chocolate on someone's face ever help out with being tired?

Hello you?
I don't think we've talked before

Peaches are good though
Hello shygal

k thanks Moogs

I'm planning on cooking some food, playing vidya and getting drunk. I don't have to be super sharp for most of that

It's a nice image, no?
>At least it was sleep
I guess. I'm a nightcrawler anyway so this is fine. I had to forcibly reverse my sleep schedule for the exams but it looks like I already failed

>using coffee over waifu
Why Hanako?

How much is a pack of hotdogs there?

What are you doing Rem-chan?
Not doing a whole lot, watching the stream and trying to think of some vidya to play
What are you up to Saber?
How are you doing today? Anything planned?
I never got into World of Tanks, I'm more of an RPG kind of guy. Mostly playing vidya but I like a good paperback every now and then
I'm not sure, we may have. As Yuno can attest, I generally forget about the thread after claiming Alice

Indeed.

They are tasty indeed, except when they are used figuratively and in a negative contrast with a current situation.

But, ehh... it isn't all that bad.

How're you?

Playing vidya at the moment
Yes it is
Shush

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Sounds like a plan. I'm going to be doing about the same lol. Drunk Rocket League is fun times

i dont know but they are hot dogs how expensive can they be?
yeah its pretty grindy. what rpgs do you like?

Kek
>Tfw b has made me like this
What are you up to penny?
Not sure if sarcasm
I'll take it serious
Why?
Kek that's a hell lot of a difference
Bit more understandable though
>Yes
He is a nice guy though when you get to know him

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>k thanks Moogs
ok

Don't look at me like that, I did it for the memes

I'm probably gonna sleep through all of my classes because I can't kick the habit of waking up extremely early to play League

>It was worth it

No u

>nice pic by the way

For the memes

>In all seriousness though
>Fate/Stay night is AWESOME

please don't rub the mouse ears too harshly

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>licks ear

I think you're too prone to blushing.

It's 5:30 in the evening where I live, but thank you anyways.
>No progress?

Shush, Akiko. Imagine it as if someone is drawing a marker onto your face or limbs.
>You wouldn't know if the chocolate is hot or cold, so it would either burn you awake, or slowly gross you out.

What's currently on in the stream?

Always watching

Oh? What vidya you got going on right now?
I've played quite a few, I liked Diablo, Kingdoms of Amalur, I played a LOT of World of Warcaft. Never could get into Skyrim though oddly enough
Don't sleep through classes Hanako! League is not worth it
Only the gentlest cuddles for a cutie like you
I just put on Zankyou no Terror, it's pretty hardcore so far

Check em.

>Filename
Kek
I think YOURE too prone to being cute
>No progress
;-;
League like usual
Thanks

I don't think we have but then again my memory isn't the most reliable source of information
Pleased to meet you (again?), I'm Akiko-user

Canned peaches on sweet syrup are best peaches. I also love pickling them in honey to keep them for the winter. Dried peaches are alright but I prefer dried apricots over them. Fresh peaches are nice but good luck getting them fresh without going to a market or growing them yourself
I'm alright. Just woke up. You still at driving practice?

What about this one?

Drunk games best games though only when there's other people to be drunk with. Hopefully I can get Kurisu and Amatsukaze to get drunk with me. We'll see
>Drunk Rocket League
Never played it. I usually play drunk Overwatch. getting potg when you're shitfaced drunk is the funniest shit

>He is a nice guy though when you get to know him
Well I like to give everyone the benefit of the doubt when we first meet. I'm sure we'll get along

Yes desu~

Sutekine mimu

Well that took a fucking turn. As long as it's not dark chocolate I'd be fine with it as long as you pay for the cleaning of the sheets
Dark chocolate is too bitter for me

refrain from licking the mouse ears please, it is wrong

even while we sleep?

the mouse appreciates this

Must... get... Gold...

>League is my life force

What?

Akiko always looks good in a swimsuit tbh

yeah dont listen to me
i played diablo 3 once through on xbox. it was ok i guess. lately ive been playing witcher 3

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Yes even when you sleep

You could say the same for a loaf of bread.
Wew.Sauce?
>Not playing Drunk Russian Roulette

It feels so right~

Ayeka Masaki

I haven't played Overwatch drunk yet, but drunk Rocket League is seriously some of the most fun. The game is already frustrating, but adding alcohol to the game makes it hilarious and impossible, especially when you have friends.

You keep giving me gifts everyday Yuuko!

>I don't know how to repay you...

It looks relaxing as hell. Thing is I don't take well to people making contact with me, even though the people who can give the massage are my uncles.

I'm kinda relaxing and watching women get hands because they threw some.

>nibble

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Don't worry about it qt

I suck at League, people are too toxic in unranked games for it to be enjoyable for me. I'm sure ranked it even worse.
Nice to meet you Akiko-chan, I'm Alice. I probably said hello at some point but that's about it. (My memory is also an unreliable source of information)
I wish I had a cute mouse like you
My life force is anime! Probably an unhealthy means to keep myself going
I tried The Witcher 2 once. Got lost, wound up in a place with monster that killed me in seconds and uninstalled.
What do you mean?

>I read Alice shitting
sorry I left abruptly for dinner

that's pretty creepy man

as long as you're not licking the inside i suppose it's not that bad

im afraid someone else already owns this mouse

i guess you could but i like hamburgers more than hot dogs
well yeah i dont like when people touch me either but i think a massage would be different you know
yeah that can happen. not really as common in the new one

Why do people keep giving me gifts?

>I'm fairly certain it's not my birthday today...

There MUST be something you want

>I feel a little guilty taking these gifts for granted...

Ranked is the most toxic place you can be in. Solo queue is the worst

>But
>I still want Gold

Sorry for the delayed reply. Convinced J to move in with me.
>He's moving in and I'm helping a bit.

Because you're a very special person.

Nice meme you fucking weeb
>Ranked is the most toxic place
This
>Solo queue is the worst
This
Don't play solo and don't play ranked. Ever

You're damn right she does
I must say Saber looks bretty gud as well

Nice gif. I like that gif
>Drunk Russian Roulette
I would but I keep winning, thus I keep losing
I also don't own any ranged weapons except for a crossbow, and playing russian roulette with that is a hassle

Never played rocket league but apparently it's much like Lucioball? I can imagine things going horribly wrong/right when you're drunk
>adding alcohol to the game makes it hilarious and impossible, especially when you have friends.
Some truth right there

Ah well I'm here a lot so chances are we said hello at some point. So you have any particular reason for your claim-and-leave behaviour?
>My memory is also an unreliable source of information
yea dude, it's bad. I usually can't remember what I had for breakfast

Just stay happy