Hitler kills hundreds of Jews

>Hitler kills hundreds of Jews
>hated by everyone, worst person ever

>Darth Vader destroys an entire peaceful planet with millions of people
>world's favorite and coolest villain

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Yeah because Darth Vader wasn't real, fucking dipshit

He's fictional

It still proves people secretly love mass murderers.

A lot of people on here likes hitler

Vader wasn't a cuck

That planet blowing up takes about 5 seconds and even Leia forgets about it within a few minutes.

I'm honestly surprised the new movie did something similar.

Hitler killed a fuckton of jews with gas and ovens and really fucked with them. He fucked with them so hard the Jews swore to take over the world for themselves and make it worse for those they owe revenge.

>google Hitler
>turns out he was an actual historical figure

WTF I HATE GERMANY NOW

lol no it doesn't because the mass murder wasn't real. If you were talking about how Serial Killers are basically celebrities, you'd have a point.

>gas

I'm talking about how people like the fictional version of real characters they hate.
Not saying Vader is exactly Hitler but in terms of evil and villainy it should count.
No one says "but Vader was an asshole, he destroyed a fucking planet".

are the people on Sup Forums really this fucking retarded?

>Darth Vader destroys an entire peaceful planet with millions of people

Luke kills an innocent pet and no one bats an eye.

>pet
Yeah

I remember that scene made me feel pretty bad for Malakili (yah I learned his name in some Playstation game and it stuck with me). They guy was really emotionally hurt, and Jabba probably forced him to use the rancor anyway.

leave us

>>Darth Vader destroys an entire peaceful planet with millions of people

>On Our Planet: Alderaan was an article written for Star Wars Kids 5 by Terry Ray Hiller. It compares fictional Alderaan with the Great Plains and East Africa.

TL;DR - Vader basically destroyed Africa.

>Hiller
>Hitler
coincidence? I think not

Nice catch, my sides

Tarkin gave the order.

Vader wasn't directly involved in the command hierarchy onboard the Death Star. He was basically there as a commissar to make sure the Imperial brass didn't go rogue.

But Hitler wins every rap battle, and Vader has to cheat and use carbonite or his lightsaber cause he can't handle the burns.

Good point, sort of. I'm sure Hitler had a Snoke or Tarkin though.

But Lucas turned Alderaan into THE SWISS ALPS planet. So Tarkin destroyed Hitler's mountaintop castle.

TARKIN BLEW UP THE PLANET YOU FUCKING NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEE

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Actually this guy did, fuck you.

>I didnt watch the fucking movie
It was VADER who destroyed the death star, here's a screencap from the scene where he presses the Death Star fire laser button.

What are gas chambers
What is Zyclon B

I think the Nazis had style, some of their things were boss as fuck and generally I think they're overly vilified by people who would genocide people they don't like same as the nazis. However, saying "Hitler was cool" in some respects in public is disrespectful to the relatives of those who suffered under the Nazi Regime,while you aren't very likely to run into people who are still angry about Alderaan.

Exactly

>Hitler kills hundreds of Jews
>hundreds
Okay, I see what kind of thread this is going to be.

Are you saying he killed dozens? tens? zero?

Reminder that in the EU people cry that Disney erased, this guy was a vitally important character because he had a huge guilt trip over blowing up Alderaan, and so hesitated blowing up Yavin IV long enough for Luke to fire his torpedoes.

Wait, are you implying that it was only a dozen Jews?? You fucking antisemite.

That's really dumb.

You're trying way too hard.

Yes
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tenn_Graneet
This is why I love the EU. It's more human than "I rebel" and "I bypased the compressor".

Hundreds

Epic rap battles of history is still the shit. Idgaf what everyone else says.

Neither was the Holocaust

Hitler didn't bring peace and justice to his empire. Vader ended the clone wars and brought about over a decade of peace. Some space Jews (Jedi) fucked this up later.

>Graneet later fired the superlaser against the planet of Despayre. The destruction of Despayre took three shots to complete over the course of several hours. The first shot killed every living thing on the planet and cooked the surface of the planet. The second caused further tectonic stress to the planet, and the third shot finally blew the planet apart.
This guy

And even then he's still worse than a fictional character. Good job.

>innocent
I bet you think all those pitbulls dindu nuffin too

Hitler didn't destroy a planet.

Please give me one example of why the clone wars era Jedi were worth saving? Vader did the galaxy a service wiping those fanatics out. They banned love.

>Stalin killed 20 Million+
>Mao killed nearly 80 million people
>pol pot killed millions
>Hitler was painted as the genocide mascot.
Hmnnnn makes you think doesn't it.

Nobody cares if you kill your own people. Americans are forever shit for wiping out native even though it was mostly disease.

I agree, the jedi religion really sucked.
Absolutely this. People have the idea that Hitler is the ultimate evil that no one else can top. That's a really harmful way of thinking. He didn't kill nearly as much as Stalin and Mao but it's okay to wear a USSR t-shirt because being a lefty is "cool". If you wear a swastika t-shirt you get beat up by mindless monkeys on the street that know nothing about history.
(and because the US won the war and jews run Hollywood)

Yeah it's fucking shit.
I was actually going to suggest because Hollyjew has a love affair with Communism.

Vader could destroy an infinite number of planets and it would still have no bearing on the real world.

>Google made a memorial for a radical japgirl who supported Malcom X's violent ways and supported Maosim which killed hundreds of millions of people.
>No one says a fucking word.
I guess I will just wear a shirt saying I support genocide and tell them to be fucking progressive if someone gets upset at me.

>Malcom X's violent ways
The right to bear arms?

>all the retards in this thread
Tarkin destroyed Alderaan, not Vader

So was the Holocaust

The right to kill whitey.

tell that to all the vets and survivors there really committed to the fiction

*survivors* were paid to say whatever they were told to.
Vets are conditioned to follow orders of their superiors even after retiring

hitler was a faggot who fucked his own shit up, that is why people like Stalin more

>Muh six gorillion
Know how I know you're new?

Stalin was a pedophile who almost forced humans and apes to mate for soldiers.

if you are too stupid to remember just chant
"Martin Luther King, Jr. was the peaceful privileged one ,Malcom X's was the violent one"

People liked stalin because if you didn't you literally got erased from reality.

Seriously though, fuck living in stalinist ussr. Sounds like one nightmare after another.

Oh my god you are so delusional lol

It's not like there were a couple of hundred soldiers they could pay off to keep quiet.

The entire world was witness to these times.

What the actual fuck am I reading lol

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some of them do

Your trying too hard leave out the ''lol''.

Vader
>cool helmet
>red lightsaber
>star destroyer

Hitler
>famously stupid mustache
>concentration camps

both nazis and imperials have 10/10 aesthetics though

90% of the native american population died from diseases brought by the Spanish before English colonists landed in north America.

Not that i'm sorry. I would have exterminated the savage retards as well. they have no intellectual, capital, or artistic value as a people.

no one hurts the jews and gets away with it

The cult of stalin was done away with after he died. Pol pot is too distant for westerners. I know a commie who has a hateboner for Mao and Maoists because of the shit Mao did. "Only Hitler is hated" yeah, right.

so the nazis never rounded up millions of people, imprisoned them, experimented on them, and used them as slave labor? despite all the records, pictures, videos, eyewitness accounts from all sides involved was a giant conspiracy pulled off before, during, and after a world war that the entire world was watching and recording?

there are no witnesses and tehre is no evidence. Not a single person was tried and found guilty in the Nuremberg trials- you know, the ones after the $hoah where all the extermination camps still had functioning "blood geysers"

>entire world was watching and recording
so give me the recordings

Ok, read my post over again without the "lol"

stop making shit up, everything was fine under stalin + he is dead now so people would speak up. are you saying that even today he is not more popular than hitler?

How have you not seen anything in your life, are you a tiny child?

they ghosted due to a glitch, have you never played assassin's creed

Slave labor and imprisonment did happen yes. I was referring to the dumb claims that 6 gorillion jews were sent to kill factories where all the jews sat in line to go into a suicide booth, especially when the overall plan was to actually ship them out.

Also your forgetting that all the ''evidence'' captured were from allies and soviets. In order to escape the blame of the starvation deaths, the West and the soviets made up the story of gas chambers so that the Jews could blame the nazi's instead of them.

The real killers of jews in Concentration camps were the allies and their bombings.

its not like they had Photoshop

Both are works of fiction.

>it happened

Hitler was real, user.

i read the same textbooks and saw the same non-specific pictures of shoes you've seen; but a picture of shoes does not equate to the planned execution and extermination of 6000000 people.

extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

People would be admiring Hitler today if it just wasn't for his meme holocaust.

theirs hundreds of hours of it in archives and youtube. or are they all fake?
those poor Germans they invaded all those countries and killed all those people in self defense

I try to imagine how these things were done. Welp, we killed another one. Time to shoop the pics.

Point still stands though.

Best pre-computer shoop incoming.

They were murdered and turned to ash by electric underwater currents you bigoted shitlord

Imagine being the guy who did all the doctoring of history. Your making the same money as the guy digging diamonds up in Siberia. Communist Socialism, not even once.

People watch that crap?

i've watched all of the archived interviews conducted for Spielberg's Shoah. some people are recorded twice or more with varrying stories, and all visual accounts of people dead from gassings are inconsistent. So yes, a lot of people lie for money or attention.
youtube.com/watch?v=j6MqZho90c0

the only consistent eyewitness accounts were given by people who said they worked in one camp before being moved to another. in fact, he has recordings of two people who arrived at treblinka on the same day. one a male, and another a female. both said all people were organized by gender. their gender was put on a train and shipped somewhere else and the other people were never seen from again. but we do see them again, they're telling us what happened at the trainyard (everyone was moved)

Always find it funny when people think they can use one small example of something that may or may not be valid and say it proves the Holocaust as fake

Insanity

you dont' need to prove something is fake. you need to prove it is real.

i'm not sure why you need to condescend at me when you don't know what you're talking about.

only the top political figures and celebrities got a vanishing. also there is a famous Chinese guy who restores pics without photoshop so you could google how its done.

Yeah, normal people.

i-it's just real goy believe us already

>those poor Germans they invaded all those countries and killed all those people in self defense
They tried to better their station, that is how it was done it those days. do you say the same about hans or alexander?

So do i have to prove to you the twin towers fell or what?

Kids in 50 years will be asking for time travel units to allow them to see it first hand since videos can be tampered with

the difference between the twin towers falling and the gas chambers is: there is evidence to suggest the twin towers fell.