Hey Sup Forums my sister is sunbathing topless outside. I want to See her tits...

hey Sup Forums my sister is sunbathing topless outside. I want to See her tits. any ideas how to scare her so she needs to stand up Quickly and will not have time to Cover her tits?

>sunbathing
>not even in the sun
Just go flip her over OP. You basement dwelling fag put that tard strength to use

ask het nicely to show tits or gtfo

Sharpee in pooper is a nice suprise

Damn nice house faggot why dont you have your sister call some of her hot friends over to go swimming or kys

Scream something like "THERE'S A WASP ON YOU!" Or "SNAKE!"

just make a big noise and keep ur camera rollin ye

throw snek at her / on her

Sounds like it's time to reinvent the ice bucket challenge.

she's in the shade

im afraid if she hears my voice she will somehow manage to Cover herself up

Just go tickle her and say you thought she had a top on

Just scream and say there is a huge bug beside her, and please record it

> As a kid, I got the older neighbor girl to do this by dropping a spider in front of her. She had her eyes shut and I carefully walked up, tossed the spider in front of her on the chair and said "Don't move there is a big wolf spider on your head." Like there was anyway she could stay still after that. She jumped about three feet in the air and I got my first look at teenage tits. Good memory.

>2016
>not knowing how to greentext

Listen to the dubs, OP. Throw ice water on her. She'll gasp and instantly spring up. Record it. Go now, faggot. Do eet!

forgot that I started it as a greentext. Oh well, couldn't care less.

it's green enough, you retarded faggot

+ erect nipples

I hadn't even considered that factor. I like how you think, user!

Neck yourself

I think will go with the spider thing. will do after setting up my gopro

gluck

This is the most excited since I was born

Holy fuck, you're autistic

do it bitch. Harambe didnt die for us not to see her tits!!

Bump

OP is kill

op here. worked perfectly, will upload it to my PC now

I'm so fucking excited!!!!!!!!

op here again. after I saw my sister's tits I decided women aren't worth it and became gay

Throw cold water on her. Will stand up instantly

op must deliver

"There be a fucking wasp on your back"

waitin' till death

...

Sneak up behind her poke her with your dick out saying surprise!!

>she will jump

Sleep tight, dicker

>Get binoculars
>Go hide out in those trees
>Wait until she gets up

Op is kill

I had 4 sisters, one was the older than me. Rest were younger than me. It was easy to see them nude and walking back and forth from bathroom to bedrooms. They would only were a towel on thier heads.

>But I got into trouble walking naked with a boner

Sleep tight dicker

Sleep tight, dicker

Kill yourself.
She will quickly run to try and save you.

You are so awesome you should become an hero

Bump

This

I wanna picture you wearing the head mount

sleep tight, dicker

Sleep tight, dicker. You fuck.

Your sisters are hoes m8. I have 2 older sisters and 2 younger (one is an infant) and they always cover themselves.

sleep tight, dicker

I feel like I'm waiting for a new star wars trailer

No dad, just mom raising us. Back then so house full of girls. Aint gonna lie I got horny watching them

catch a few cockroaches or spiders and quietly put them on the matt next to her wait for her reaction.

I too was raised by a single mom.

Apparently mine just wasnt shitty.

>Sleep tight, dicker

use a flamethrower to scare her up just be careful

sleep tight, dicker

go tell her that the thread about the topless sister is up again.

Not him
Why is it shitty?
They're family. I've seen my mother and sister naked countless times. Didn't turn me on though. My sister is just completely unlikeable and my mother is too chubby for my taste.

Mine were attractive, mom was a lawyer then. What could I do.

sleep tight, dicker

You don't control when you get turned on. In your case anyone would get hard.

Sleep tight, dicker

Yeah but most families start covering up at the very latest by puberty. Your the odd one out here.

Which was why I couldnt be naked front of anyone :(

>I fucked up

First thread where no one's complaining ops a faggot

Op had go eat supper

sleep tight, dicker

No user, that's makes you the odd one out since you're trying to cover up your shame and disgrace.

Sleep tight dicker

> ops

sleep tight, dicker

>anna.jpg

Sleep tight, dicker

Sleep tight, dicker

Naw it's call being decent and having privacy. I'm willing to be most of fucking America shares these similar views considering how religious they are.

Also who says I'm full of shame?

Sleep tight, dicker
Cunt

holy shit lmao

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Walk out, get her attention, casually toss her a water bottle

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Sleep tight, dicker

bump

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Emergency bump

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Sleep tight, dicker

Someone make an OP memorial thread

OP is definitely kill

Don't give up! I had an op revive in another dead thread! If we all post "op is not kill, for incest is his will" we CAN revive op! Do not give up hope!

sleep tight, dicker

If OP doesn't start a new thread I'd be sad

+ set up cam to capture

just ask her to see her tits. Maybe she wants to fuck you.

EYYY OP'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

sleep tight, dicker

Share it with us when your done OP