Paint.net civ thread 2.0

paint.net civ thread 2.0

Dubs or 00, 10, 20, 30 and so one also do. Trips makes a random event occur.

so post like "if dubs: and if trips"

You are a lone settlement trying to survive, but right now you are small and defenseless. Yuo are the Brown house.

Population: 10
Resources: 30

shit so many typos.

Dubs decides what happens next, and so does 00, 10, and so on.

Build a wall around the house.

If trips, another group arrives.

You build walls around the settlement. But you use the a lot of your resources, fortunately you are now much safer.

Pop: 10
Resources: 15

plant some crops next to house

trips=torrential downfall

Take some wood.

reroll

and if trips, torrential downfalls

Kill the weak

trips: torrential downfall

gather food they know is safe to eat

trips=small plane crashes

reroll

offer some people to satan

trips: opens door to hell

craft clay furnace

trips

let some people fish
trips: random mc donalds appear

Chop some wood

TRIPS - Hitler is back

damn these niggers lazy af
craft fishing equipment

trips=orgy, many baby

build a plantation

trips: a messiah arrives

if someone does get dubs or a 0 doon I'm gonna go bananas

Go explore the river
If trips old military outpost

Gather wood and stones and stuff

trips=spawn bear at cave

Fishing

Trips: a new village is discovered

Faggot Alien Creatures arrive on the other side of the island and construct their futuristic city with a population of 50,000

roll

Reroll

villagers adapt to feed via photosynthesis

A new farm is built, the increase in food allows for a larger population. But resources are required to maintain it.

Pop: 20
Resources: 10

Nice bait faggot for quads maybe

That escalated quiclky
Reroll

Fishing
If trips catch a whale

Reroll

The man go to explorer the river, they discover sharp rocks that can be used for crafting or making spears. Sadly one man drowns in the currents.

Pop: 19
Resources: 15

Build road to mountain
Build mine

niggers breed like rabbits cuz they planted some potatoes?

craft gather stuff
trip raft with a bunch of dead people washes up

Asexuals, homos and cucks with small penises are killed and removed from the gene pool
Population: 3

We build axes with the stones to collect lumber wood

trips: we find an old ship in the river

reroll

Not enough resources matey

Invest in woodworking to susta
in the farm and get water fir nearby rivers

Trips: new village

A disease known as "The Spooblies" spreads between the tribe. 6 people die and 4 people become seriously ill. No cure discovered

Trips: The Disease only kills 5 people

already win dipshit

gather wood with axes
trips

Build fortifications and training swords to train warriors

They use up most of their resources to go to the mountain, and eventually craft a mine. But two men die from a sudden rock falling. They do find some rare minerals.

Resources: 3
Pop: 17

Develop nukes

Move whole village to go live in the cave

Dubs: Everyone has a massive orgy and 10 labor new borns are put to work!

Trips: Orgy times 2! 20 new labor babies!

A ship lands on the island, full of ayylmaos demanding political asylum.

discover magic by chance and build space shuttle program to flee from island (no resources because magic)

Start building some kind of boat to explore the seas.

Roll
For trips nobody dies

The men use the last of their resources to craft axes and chop down the trees. they work until they collapse from exhaustion.

Resources: 25
Pop: 17

Build.storage depot
3 ppl go mining
3 collecting wood

forgot pic

Set a mining camp near the mine

Trips: iron is discovered

reroll

roll
we need to jump start to child labor industry

HOLY SHIT

Child labour it is

Dubs work them to the death collecting resources

Trips fuckem and double the pop

I want this fucking boat to be built.

20 new labor babies it is!

reroll

we train a militia

trips: a small group of men join the village

The men go mining and gain more resources. Building the storage depot allows for more space but uses some lumber.


Resources: 45
pop: 17

>Take a shit on the mountain

Waiting for labour babies op deliver

OP, can we expect a gif at some point?

ok just ignore my trips then

Build a boat.

Build a bigger boat

we plant some trees

we crossbreed with birds and become birdpeople like in Wind Waker.

Build irrigation sistem and start producing rice

Build a biggerer boat.

dang

A mega orgy happens, the population doubles in size, along with a new fleet of child slaves. (having slaves might cause a revolt)


Pop: 37
Resources: 45

set slaves to build boat
shit on top of mountain

fuggg reroll

Train and equip police to prevent any social conflicts

build extra house

trips mine cave in

da boat plz

slaves build housing estates like those kids in lego commercials

reroll but the militia is composed of freed slave

Reroll
If trips go full military state

need that boat
reroll
also take a shit on the taller of the two mountains

Random event

A feral settlement of niggers move in near you...

we got the boat

Kill the niggers

Whites make peace with blacks and start fucking. +10 mulatto shits

Build irrigazion sistem and grow rice

Lets talk with that mann with the flag in da wood

Build additional boat in lake
Shit on top of tallest mountain

quick, easy, perfect

DOOO ITTTTTT
THIS AIN'T BECOMING AMERICA

Make a full exploration of the coastline

trips: find a great treasure

we build some boats

niggers die because of ebola or some shit

roll

The civ builds a new boat, so they can travel easily and quickly around the island with deaths. And can fish. It use lots of resources although.

Pop: 37
Resources: 25

rerollin

Thank you for the reroll, i'd like to reroll myself

y u no kill niggers?

send 10 people exploring behind the mountains

I will roll for this

the civ uses some more resources to build a small rowboat for fishing in the lake.

pop: 37
Resources: 15

Accidental self-nuke

niggers infect the village with diseases