She said yes, We are waiting until marriage to 'do the deed' He father gave me his blessing yesterday...

She said yes, We are waiting until marriage to 'do the deed' He father gave me his blessing yesterday, nobody will be calling me a virgin here anymore

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how?

lol the fuck?
my nails are just as long but real though, fucking hampighands are disgusting

Is that a hand or some kind of root-vegetable

That's the most disgusting looking hand I've ever seen. I'd rather die alone and a virgin than marry that.

stale pasta is stale

Old pic is old

That's the most gross hand i've ever seen.

And that's the sad part. She's getting way more action than you ever will

Yes to what? Elevensies?

ok she may have gained a couple pounds, not that much

The b8 is strong in this thread

Did you weld that right on? No way it slid on that finger.

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I'd rather fuck tinned spaghetti than be a part of whatever action she's getting

>guaranteed replies

excuse me, my wife isnt a fish you fucking asshole

Poor ring, it's being eaten... Quick, grab dox and send pizza's to her house!

>guaranteed replies

Mazel-tov! real happy for you. All the best for a happy life together!

you are being ignorant

Reply to this post or you'll marry a fat bitch like this.

It's all Ogre Now, OP.

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Yep. Officially bait now. Let the thread die.

Whats worse is thats a real picture , that ring looks about a 9 (q i think) finger will need amputating bitches not only lie about their weight, height and age but their fucking ring size too lol

thanks doggo

That's a big ass diamond! Seriously though why attach it to a hula hoop?

what the fuck were they trying to do

Only Idiots that like their balls in a testicle lockbox for the rest of their life get married.

Kek

For OP. youtu.be/6i4wmgvKR9o

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>obese khajit

I see what you did there

IM GETTING VERY FUCKING HEATED BY YOUR IGNORANCE

Fugg

ill be honest. i wallow in self pity about not having a gf daily but I wouldnt settle for that unless i get her weight in gold.

They were eating and she proposed incest

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no no, it's a hutt. get it right

proud of you, enjoy fucking the fat that surrounds her vagina

T-rex was the frightening creature of all dinosaurs and now you'll marry him, good job user

I came to the FUCKING site because I thought we were all bros
what is with you pieces of SHIT!

The kn-n-nuckles are just dimples now :(

You did it OP.

You win life

>tinned spaghetti

lol'd my ass off. thanks m8

also, chekd

Holy fuck you are marrying a giant clawed toad.

FAGGOT

How did the ring even fit??

Jesus she's a like-like.

Pls no pupper

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>He father

look at the fucking picture it fits
what? are you retarded or something?
the fuck are you laughing at nigger?

You're like the 30th Sup Forumstard that's married that pig, congratulations. She really gets around.

Obvious bait, but I'll roll..

You proud of this OP? You are just pitiful. Anyway, for that whale you could get the "Get a wife" achievement, but only on easy.
The scale is somehow like this:

excuse me???

GUYS HE DIDNT EVEN CHANGE THE FILENAME, UR ALL SO STUPID

>Be OP
>Gets into first fight with wife
>Snorlax uses megapunch
>OP faints

>excuse me???
there is no excuse.

plz no doggo

fuck you I was drinking

no.

Inverted Knuckles

We sure won't op

I guess she has trouble saying 'No'

ITT newfags fall for really stale old pasta.

Yes the nails are also disgusting. You can see right thru them so they look even more fake.

Congrats bro, you're the luckiest man in the world right now. Enjoy it.

she said yes? what was the question? do you want a 20th cheezburger??? Lol

Stop dogge

That moment when even you as a newfag can see that this is fucking old pasta.

20th? more like 2000th.

she said yes? based on the picture she hardly seems to say "no"

Is that a new Fugu species ?

That womans' name is, from now on,

Obesia McHamclaw

Do the deed? You mean when she eats your head?

is that a pokemon go thread? seems to me like you caught yourself a snorlax
nice find

2000th? More like 2 millionth.

>Lol
she should say "yes" to a dietitian Lol

too late fag, i was first

fag

Everytime.

lol

she said yes... to diabetes!

You said yes but that finger said no

eating "bean boozled" jelly beans. The bile ones are pretty fucking nasty.

do you realize this is my FUCKING WIFE you are talking about?
how about if I said your mother was a hamclow you fucking mongrels

Just try to calm down bro, I'm happy for you and I hope you have a beautiful wedding.

>She said yes, We are waiting until marriage to 'do the deed' He father gave me his blessing yesterday, nobody will be calling me a virgin here anymore
Fucked her yesterday after you left. Sorry bro

they're bad but not THAT bad

the rotten egg was the worst for sure but most of them are just unpleasant at worst and then turn into a sugary kinda flavor after ten seconds

Let's just hope he sticks it in the right fold

kek

Could you stop being so disrespectful, probably some thin privileged little fuck.

I have seen that hoof before, this is sad copy pasta.

Well maybe not sad. I can get behind some fat hate.. So let the good times roll!

You're marrying an albino alligator?

do you realize that THIS IS FUCKING Sup Forums FAG ?

I'm amazed that you're still trying to keep up the charade