Holy shit I tried this and it's fucking great
Holy shit I tried this and it's fucking great
Wonder how many idiots will do this
Shouldn't you be clothing shopping, school's starting up soon.
DO NOT MICROWAVE FOIL.
Ruining your thread OP. Not because I'm a whiteknight, but because OP is a faggot.
Goddamn man fucking amazing
the foil crisps it just enough
better than store bought
even easier, wrap the bacon around some Dcell batterys, 2 minutes in the microwave and perfectly crispy
The cancer that has killed Sup Forums
faggots
this really does work
The cancer that has killed Sup Forums
Why are you guys faggots?
also if you dont respond to this your mom will die in her sleep tonight, nothing can save you
Bake your bacon on uran, then I'll be super crispy
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS! I DID THIS AND NOW MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE GUYS WHAT DO I DO
Even easier, just add a drop of mercury over the bacon and microwave it, not need to wrap
This might actually trick some people, but you gotta lower the cook time. Not even the dumbest of all retards would read "microwave for 20 minutes" and think, "gawrsh, that's a good idea".
You eat the fire.
>Bake in the microwave
>Bake
>Bake in the toaster oven..or conventional oven fucking cuntface.
bumping terminal cancer threads
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most microwaves today are foil safe. stop trying to meme grandpa.
Idiots, he says!
Even easier add a mobile phone to increase cooking speed
>meat
>microwave
It's like you WANT heart disease.
It's awesome how everything is cancer. This thread, the replies debunking the claim, and even my comment! All cancer!
Because microwaves are like phones where people get a new one every 2 years.
I guarantee you that 95% of households you walk into will not have a foil-safe microwave.
Barely
Won't work, it's going to start sparking and making noise and make retard realize that it's not supposed to be in the microwave. It won't even break or damage the microwave in anyway unless you actually leave it there for 20 minutes.
0/10, try again.
The autists that did nothin
Instead of the microwave, put it in the oven.
>crispy bacon
Fuck you, I like my bacon floppy, like a big floppy dick.
nigger detected
Guy i heard that you can mix chlorine and ammonia to make gold bars, is that true?
Or better yet instead of microwave or oven put it up your butt.