"Police! Search Warrant!"

"Police! Search Warrant!"

ITT: How fucked are you?

"I swear I seeded my torrents officer I promise I did"


i didn't

A little fucked. A little jail time.

Fuck off fbi.
Why you not go catch real criminals? Like people driving with a tail light out, or 3mph over the limit, or maybe someone who didn't indicate adequately before they turned?

What's the penalty for possession of child pornography again?

10-20?

Those arent federal crimes.

No drugs, no illegally downloaded music or films, definitely no illegal porn because I'm not a sick fuck who can't attract ppl his own age, no weapons, nothing. I'm perfectly fine.

not at all

all my cp is on a flashdrive in an encrypted rar

laptop is squeaky clean

pic related my porn folder

Says someone who would have much to hide.

Doesn't matter because you'll be a registered sex offender. You'll never get another job, you're family will disown you, and you'll have to personally tell every neighbor you'll ever have. It'd be best to become an hero and end it all.

the seedbox is hidden in the cool air vents. they'll never find it

Yeah they will

post some.of the legal age difference stuff

no they wont

>>legal age difference

what exactly are you implying?

Not too bad. A couple bongs and a quarter oz of ganj. All my weird porn is encrypted and hidden. If pirated software counts tho I'm fucked.

Agreed. If they are going to kick in your door and swat raid your home, you're going to get busted if you're even hiding a dime bag, they will have to bust you for something, they might even plant something if they have to.

meh, just some weed and shit...all my guns are legal and registered

Gf smokes grass. Probably only has a few grams and she'll take the heat. I have an excellent lawyer and I'm white so I'm OK.

genuinely fucked over. Got enough lying around here to put me away for a long long time.

You're dumb

"The licence for those butter knives is in the mail constable"

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Nothing that'll get me in trouble. Though they'll hate my many cum rags all over the floor

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA

scream "FALSE WARRANT, I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE CYBER POLICE FAGGOT"

this is darkrp after all

>no bootleg anything
>no questionable porn
>all guns are registered
>no drugs
>there is some items questionable if one of the feds is a jew
>even have receipts for my donations to Obongo (gotta grease the wheels friends)
>might have to explain to wife while I have vids of us fucking and her masturbating when I wasn't suppose to record her

"Joke's on you, I've already smoked all my weed."

Sir we can even hear the money printer from inside your room.

care to explain...?

>Ebony
good taste

Not even remotely.

It's a trap! Don't do it! You will get v&

They will have to consult my private paramilitary child guerilla sex slave soldiers first.

Greentext. Now

they should be, its about all they can fucking handle isnt it?

>ebony
I'm guessing beastiality is illegal where you live. You're fucked kid.

Not really fucked at all
Got an stash of some loli
and one or 2 movies.
Nothing serious.

There is a Dennis Reynolds inside all of us.