How long do I stay a newfag for? Is 6 months enough to not be considered new?

How long do I stay a newfag for? Is 6 months enough to not be considered new?
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everyone's a newfag
fucking newfag

no, fag, try harder

everyone is a newfag here now. the cancer is so strong that it turns oldfags into newfags.

You gotta buy the premium account

don't bring that cancer in here with you, shit dick.

Ive been here since early 08

I am still considered a newfag.

Somefag made a chartfag. It shows the cutofflinefags.

Must be here since last decade.

Oldfag is a mentality, not how long you've been here.

Sage.

If you aren't moot, you're a newfag

Most people graduate to oldfag in about 5 months. It depends on how quickly you learn new memes.

Newfag detected

Fuck off newfag

wow spoken like a true cuck

Being a oldfag is a newfag thing
> Greentext muh

fuck you and your trips

no it's kinda permanent. There is a updated version of this

I remember when we actually had OC

stop using polarizing pics. and if you have to ask, you will always be a newfag. so you done fucked up.

>remembers oc
>posts the recycled version of a meme using a newer meme.
Gee bill it's like you're not even trying.

hurr oldfegs unite ples guise em i kool yet?
this shit is about applying as much satire as humanly possibly and acting superior to hide your own insecurities, there are no winners here.

have a motivational poster then

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have a fuck you instead

I'm not cancer but oldfag? I feel like I've wasted years on her which I have but 2008 is when I got here some kid In my shop class got me here this site got me thru college and to many girls who would rarely give me bj, you guys gave me porn to solve that problem.

nice dubs newfag

lawforkids then?

i made some oc just for you

>being on Sup Forums post 2007
why?

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impressive

Its about time someone re-skined the, "prove you're an old fag" thread.

lol newfag detected.

What is B

Manshitsonbaby.gif

ITT: pissing in an ocean of piss

I've been here for two years.
Were all faggots here brother

You just sound like a fag

all the old fags are dead now

welp I'm out

Holy shit, why? That's a lot to think about, I go here i jerk it call someone a fag, and wait for lulz and troll little fags, and all I do is lurk or tell people in feels thread to end there life why do I do that... Brb be guys don't 404 on me I'm going for a walk...

Leave Sup Forums and you'll find out.

Until you stop acting like one.

are there any videos of him still around being an hero

there was a good nostalgia thread on here earlier today

Is this pasta?

>>>spicy pasta

I thought I'd be dead by now, instead I'm stuck in a loop where I keep pretending it's still early 2000

brb reinstalling deus ex

Well my walk starts I'm going to find a reason why the fuck I'm here...

Copy pasta nah nah

we're all that has been consistent in your life over the years

timestamp or gtfo

I've been here since 2010. Still a newfag.

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Why would you willingly spend 6 years on Sup Forums? Most people would've moved on by now.

I like it here.

I had to grab a bud anyways

where else is there to go, reddit? fuck that shit.

It's literally the same content every day. You really don't browse other boards?

If you want cancer 9gag but meh

Other boards

half the other boards are equally or more cancer.

Been here since 2007

Not as regular as I used to be.
But still visit at times.

I highly doubt that you even looked on other boards if you can make that generalization that confidently.

Only Sup Forums and /wg/ and rarely /wsr/

> 6 months
b8

Sup Forums - cancer
Sup Forums - cancer
Sup Forums - cancer
Sup Forums - equal to Sup Forums
/k/ - good
/o/ - cancer
/f/ - cancer/equal to Sup Forums
/gif/ - cancer
/r/ - equal to Sup Forums
/lgbt/ - god teir

I have been on Sup Forums for 2 weeks and I have never been called a newfag, it is best if you start off by lurking in threads.

the day you call the amber lamps

>/lgbt/ - god teir
Found the Mac user.

there are other boards man.

Not just Sup Forums

>just because a board doesn't cater to my interests means it's cancer!!1

I figured you would to too slow to understand a subtle joke.

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Kek

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i was adept at using computers and the internet before this shithole even existed so i consider myself an oldfag regardless of how long ive been here or what you neckbeards say

>newfag thinks he is an old fag because he knew how to use computas before 2005
bruh I was fagging to hentai on the internet as a little boy in 1998. Dad thought it was a good idea to put a computer and dial up modem in my room for some reason.

the key to not being a newfag is to lurk and never post. doesnt matter how bad you want some girls pics or dudes pics if you swing that way just never post comment or anything. been here for 12 years and ive never made a thread and comment less than once per month. long story short ; dont fall for dumb bait and lurk

This.

get familiar with the rules and lurk moar
always lurk moar