Somebody for the love of fuck help me

Somebody for the love of fuck help me.

I've just been forced to move to the middle of nowhere because I need to save money, but there is no internet here. no landlines. only SATELLITES

my average ping is 653ms with regular jumps into the 7000s IF IT WORKS AT FUCKING ALL. A lot of the time it's just request time outs.

I am so fucking fucked Sup Forums wat do. I couldn't even search for a more fitting image because my nets are so dogshit slow

Overwatch porn thread? Thats what you should do

also, I forgot to mention the monthly cap is about 15gb. I can't do shit with that. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I have school and shit! AND OVERWATCH.

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I can't find any nsfw overwatch porn sadly.

ok user. if only to hold out for answers. I will dry my tears and make my penis cry until then :(

sailor moon is close to overwatch right? takes too long to even go to rule34

best girl

Best girl and best skin

Op get www.exede.com 150 GB a month and fasttt.

I'm sorry but you're objectively wrong

Or move into a town.

Mei looks like some disgusting SJW, and has little use. She blocks teammates more than enemies.

You seem to be mistaken

I had exede before. That shit is expensive dude. and just as bad as this. it's satellites and satellites are sHIT

holy fuck the captcha takes 10 years to appear someone save me from this hell.

I literally just got a dialog box saying google cannot connect to captcha while I was trying to solve it fuck me 2700-4000ms atm

better, but that art style is pretty bad.

not an option atm need to stay with my parents for like 6 months and save up some cash. my grandparents are offering but they're in a town isolated from the world on a mountain like 45min from anything.. ONLY plus would be better internet

I just looked it up. their best offer is 30gb a month for $150.

that is SHIT. Where are you getting 150gb!?

>Some disgusting SJW
She's not fat, and she doesn't have the trigglypuff glasses.
>Blocks team mates more than enemies
Don't play with shitters.

don't leave me anons. don't leave me in this world where I will never have genji summer games skin

Genji's summer games skin isn't even that good. It's just red and white on his regular suit. I want tracer's skin.

but that scarlet red scarf is so metro and I can show the world how weeb I am with the rising sun plastered to my chest

seriously is there no unlimited internet that doesn't have to come through the ground. WoW Legion alone is going to be a 40gb download this month.

>pic related it's me shelling out 40 bucks for 40gb

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