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bedtime edition

>bedtime

Fuck Cara

hey fellas

want to get into that bed with her desu

going to dream that i'm not a loser nn x

Nancy is joining me because the message this evening is not my message, but ours

Despite our best efforts, shortages of marijuana are now being reported. From the early days of our administration, Nancy has been abusing marijuana on a daily basis and her personal observations and efforts have given her such dramatic insights that I wanted her to share them with you this evening.

I yearned to find a way to help share the message that drugs open your eyes to life; to see it in the vivid colours that God gave us as a precious gift to his children.

what do girls feet smell like

>tfw only a Non-Commisioned diversity offIcer

>listen to music that you really really like loud

Most people in Britain can't do this because they live in 200 square foot coffin apartments with paper-thin walls so they'll have the rozzers up their arse in 2 minutes

gn x

daisies

doin the 'cide?

actually can you stay up a lil longer

is this what you've been saving?

Cara is so fucking fit dear lord my willy gets hard even with that pic

i meant with headphones on 2bh but whatevs

got some fresh creps lads

Is this true?

... Walk picture 15 January 2017 ... I had a Dentist appointment here a a kiddy ... No Dentist there now ...

all me

more like craps

recommend me a film, lads

link

my lifes goal is to marry lauren

more like cheese amirite

... me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 15 January 2017 ...

thats my boy

imdb.com/title/tt0099871/

kodak is pretty decent

don't know any others

Emilia Clarke looks better

*takes a peak on reddits offerings for the day*

hmm yes, very impressive

my house is older than your country lmao

I watched a film once
hmmm

Any of you lads recommend a jean jacket?

excellent post

LINK

Homer goes to college

kidulthood
adulthood
brotherhood

She's cute

bit rude

it's spelled peek you dick wipe

interesting, interesting... well done

V good choice

>midlands
>birmingham and coventry

might live near you owo

oh, you wanna go there huh?

its a tossup between the simpsons and kidulthood

they look like absolute shit. why the fuck would anyone buy red shoes? hope you have a closet full of red close you fucking bender

Mind the gap

Dont want to get banned , i think as long as the nip is covered its not NSFW

everyone born between 1982 and 1999 should be killed

Nice

twitter.com/TimmyUk

don't live near there
just a coincidence there was two midlands posts on two british subreddits at the same time

i think if a company could give me a simulated ultra vivid VR life experience like in vanilla sky and let me have a good life with a waifu i would like


take that option 2bh

I actually do though

not laughing now huh

Anyone got a bigger version of the crying meatball cat?

You only covered one

no because now I know you're a fucking bender wearing red all the time. bet you like cock up the arse too huh. wow

you've seen the simpons plenty you bender
you'll enjoy kidulthood

They look cool lad dig the color

Autismo Yank can't handle that you didn't cop the same new balance shoes his mom bought him from Big 5

eh, the other one is pretty well covered

Dark City

never understood the who NSFW thing. i can't imagine a workplace that would make a distinction between you looking at picture of a naked woman with her nipples edited out versus one with them showing on your work computer

theres a girl where i work who looks a lot like marina from marina and the diamonds

shes really qt, kind of short and petite but shes got some thickness to her hips, ass and tits. also has a great fashion sense and might be a bit of a whore but in a good way, it adds to her mystique


i would love to berry my dick in her ass

i think she looks better with her natural hair 2bh

what's Tims master plan

I'm sorry boys. I've never expelled anyone before but that pig had some powerful friends

Never understood it either
At least not with the whole boobs thing

crashing this plane

the scran

to suck himself off on a livestream in front of 40,000+ viewers

he's a method actor taking on the biggest role of his life

she legitimately looks a lot like my ex

Look lads
He posted it again
How original

What does it mean when Brits say scran?

I prefer her blonde actually

heh bro this reminds me of lunch time in college xD, rock on man. go wildbobcats!!!

is this good?
looks interesting

imagine being this autistic

really fancying myself a UK splurge tour lads, rec me an itinerary

in other news, rip GBP

probably not everyone's cup of tea, but it's one of my favourites.

You are so fucking autistic jesus christ. Seriously fucking kill yourself.

Why would you break up with a woman that good looking?

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Nice
Helgi B approves

some lad posted about van conversions the other day and now im seriously considering buying / building one.

...

dunno haha
regret it a bit x

except for i didnt pile it on. this is literally something you can order at the mexican restaurant near me

im getting a huge mandela effect right now lads


listening to a band called haim and remember their music being 100% different to what im hearing now

mandela effect motherfuckers

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>he doesn't watch korean billy

couple nights in brum is a must

You the guy who did it recently?

>full english with no sarnie barniemcjigs

horrible picture

bit afraid my doctor wont diagnose me with depression

need it for this scheme

having some trouble getting tinder matches

any tips?

called him a "chinky coinslot-eyed cunt" in the comment section and he banned me

my lifes dream is to walk through here being followed by all of the people in town

"my god, there he is, the american we've heard about! hes going into the cafe!!"