The Most Important Olympic Sport of All - Sex

Let's rank athletes for the Olympic orgies.
For men - Obviously, swimmers and sprinters come first. Cyclists and tennis I think get tied. Decathlon fourth. Gymnasts fifth, with basketball close. I would then say boxers. The rest are difficult, but defnitely riffle shooters, archers, ping pong, and WITHOUT A DOUBT Walkers and marathon runners last.
1. Sprinters
2. Swimmers
3. Tennis players/cyclists
4. Gymnasts
5. Basketball
4. Decathlon
5. Boxer
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Rifle shooters
Archers
Ping Pong
Marathon Runners
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WALKERS

Now, women. Who's the top pick for getting laid? Gymnasts at top, easily. The volleyball, then athletics, then swimmers. The rest are difficult to place, but bottom will definitely be heavier class weightlifters, boxers, wrestlers and rugby sevens
1. Gymnasts
2. Volleyball
3. Athletics
4. Swimmers
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Rugby Sevens
Boxers
Wrestlers
Weightlifters

Thoughts? Who is King Peacock and Queen Pussy in the Olympic village?

Male gymnasts would be at the top.

This.

Male Gymnastics > various men's Track and Field > Men's Swimming > Men's Singles Tennis

They have better bodies, sure, but there's the stigma of homosexuality around them. Also, male gymnastics doesn't have the same status as the 100m sprint, for example.

For men
1.Swimmers/Divers/Waterpoloists
2.Gymnasts
3.Decathlon/Running athletes in general
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For women I can agree, but I discovered fencing or hockey have a good amount of qts

too many of them are 5'6 manlets

I'd imagine the football teams would have the biggest status, provided they'd stay in the village.

>manlets
>at the top
lol
bball #1 for sure

>rugby men not first

Certain weightlifters probably gets laid.

>cycling
Nah. Hueg legs while the rest of the body is atrophied.

Internationally renowned soccer players are at the top.

>swimmers
>hey guys lets invent 3784 events just so we're relevant

Man gymnastics go first, not a hetero orgy though

don't confuse weightlifters with bodybuilder

sex with condom is shit anyway. i doubt many of them will be fucking without one

I doubt they will be using condoms for gymnastics homo orgies

But that's Klokov

>cyclists is just ridiculous, they usually look disfigured
>gymnasts are manlets (the good german one is like 1.65m)
>Sprinters are roid driven monkeys
>Basketball players are already too big

Decathlets, Boxer, Swimmers, Rower would be my first ones

>impyling all weightlifters are heavyweights

Cyclists may look weird proportionally, but I bet women go for them just for the stamina alone.

handballers #1
not too tall but still really fucking tall
most of them are built

We need to take roids into account, the make the penis shrink and let women look manly.

Hour long sex is not enjoyable unless you're also a god at foreplay

Gymnastic women are bitches? Why? Many of them are beautiful teenagers.

What about male wrestlers?

Water polo chads
no homo

Women's field hockey

I imagine they are quite short.
A pleasant evening with a book and some brandy, for them

I don't think euro qts fucks niggers. This is just a porn cuck fetish.

Well duh depending on the weight class some are gonna be short, and none of them are incredibly tall any way

Aren't gymnasts really short? Why are they ranked high?

We got whites too

There's definitely a hierarchy. Swimmers and sprinters are probably the Chads of the village and get their pick of the women.

Why do swimmers fucks a lot? There are other sports with many beautiful/handsome people.

Optimal body type

Male gymnasts are short as fuck. Even the young girls call them "cute" when they're ripped to fucking shreds because they don't see them as real sexy masculine men. They're hobbits. Gnomes. Dwarves.

This is based on sexual performance though, right? I'd put Men's Basketball and Men's boxing as the mid-tier and Marathon above them. Archery and the rest obviously follow after.

I'd put wrestling in the top rung, you got the rest right - except maybe athletics goes below swimming.

I don't have a waifu or husbando for the Olympics, so maybe I'm a little too robotic. But eh.

Lol at thinking female Gymnasts are getting action.

Martha cock blocks them all the time.

Being 190cm didn't help you get laid until you were like 21

Most people I know around 5'6-5'8 lost their virginity at 16ish like most lads do.

I want to kidnap Mitch Larkin

>1. Sprinters
tfw could have been olympic sprinter
tfw wasted it being couch potato

oh well

I'm a forever alone guy who never gets laid and i follow weight lifting primarily so this list is 100% on point