Loli voice acting thread

Loli voice acting thread
I will be reading all requests, listen too me reading too them here
youtube.com/watch?v=N-Q4QA4FqLQ

Never seen this, say "aay lmao"

"user-kun, please lick my asshole. Get your tongue right in there. Yeah. ~mmm"
Please and thank you.

So what's everybody drinking tonight?

Gonna cum buckets show feet more

"Extra virgin olive oil"

Im horny af, can I ask you to moan a lot?

Water only, because I'm waiting until marriage to have alcohol.

I like water

Why do I find this so hilarious?

Rules are made to be broken... like buildings! Or people!

No this is funny af lol

Say 'Just like your mom! Oh shit!"

"Chris Hanson is here get under the bed."

Seriously, last thread made me need a fap. Watching your stream while I'm at it. How often do you get yourself off?

that's gay

Your sense of humor is in tune with all the right memes.
"Pepe, could you please leave so that Wojak feels comfortable coming back to the party?"

"Donald-kun is such a baka"

"I told my boyfriend he was a pedophile, he said that was a pretty big word for an 11 year old!"

record it op! voocaroo it op

Harambe lives on in our souls.

You still need to drink bong water Enkidu.

It is no nation we inhabit, but a language

Cheerwine is the best soda.

Make America Great Again!

Vote ツ Enkidu ツ for president!

Also fuck the captchas, seriously.

the fuck is this

"Donald Trump is my spirit animal"
If you can record this, please do.

Get a 4chinz pass :^)

Magic on stream.

Rei is best girl!

Roar....! Roar....! Roar...!

The Japs deserved Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

fuck off with your cheap soda

Does it cost money? Serious question because I'm too lazy to use google.

sing the guitar part of Seven Nation Army

Bush did nine eleven

"FUCK NIGGERS"

I love you you faggot

Double dubs.

I love you ash.

Say: I love you, j-chan.

Magic: The Gathering is a game for regular people.
I think it's ~$5.

some good shit

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

GET good kid!

"NIGGERS, JEWS, BAD NEWS"

Aren't you on a phone? Record on a computer at the same time. Then again i have a lot of things

Also

You're proof girls don't hate our kind

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hiroshima was a nuclear job and anyone who says otherwise is a filthy commie

Brandon,scott,mitcheal,jt, are fucking niggers and they suck at metal gear solid

Teen drinking is very very bad :^)

rape me and get me pregnant onii-chan

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

I support the final solution to the jewish problem

Holy shit a talking skeleton

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

"WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MEAN GENE? IT MAY SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE TO BE STICKING THE SAUSAGE TO A ROBOT, BUT ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS OUT THERE KNOW, OH THEY KNOW IT DUDE, THEY KNOW THAT WHEN A PRETTY SLORE WANTS TO FEEL THE THIRD LEGDROP OF DOOM IN HER STINK HOLE, WELL BRAH, THE HULKSTER DOESN’T NEED TO BE ASKED TWICE!
DO YOU HEAR THAT GENE-O? OH YEAH ROBOT DUDE, WHATCHA GOONA DO…WHEN HULKAMANIA EJACULATES ON YOU?”"

1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a nigga gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next floor ["whore" - dirty version],
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,
When it come to pop man we do shit for fun,
You aint got one nigga you betta run,
Now i'm in the back gettin head from my hunz,
While she goin down i'm breakin down what i done,
She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun,
Bitch give it back now you don't get none.

God fucking damnit.

I hate niggers I hate jews, I hate spics and arabs too. Go ahead and try to sue.

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Holy shit a talking fleshie

I love Niggers. Just kidding, nobody loves Niggers.

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Holy shit a talking fleshie

Also, I am a filthy homestuck

install gentoo for me, user-kun

Vodka tonic, it's quite a bit better than straight vodka.

You're walking meadows in my mind,
making waves across my time,
oh no, oh no.

I get a strange magic,
oh, what a strange magic,
oh, it's a strange magic.
Got a strange magic,
got a strange magic.

I miss my nigga Harambe

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

loli voice into regular voice say
"FIST ME DADDY!!!"

I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE

Fuck off, Enkidu. Record this shit or fuck off.

What videogames do you play?

FUCK ME JERRY fuck me

Daisuke Oni-chan

oni chaaaan~ please let me suck your cock you silly dishouboo (sorry i don't know how to speak in weeb)

The lesser known, The ass was fat.

I bought my big black dildo fo' tree fiddy

The night light hits off, turnin’ kisses to bites
I’m a down to earth nigga with intentions that’s right
You’ll be down in earth quicker if you diss me tonight
But I’ll be the happiest if you decide to kick it tonight
We can chill and I can act like I don’t wanna fuck
You can tell me all your problems like I really give one
But I give two for us cause you’re the one that I want
Don’t wanna seem like a punk pussy that sips on the punk pussy
See when I’m with my friends I just put on a front
But in the back of my top I’m writing songs about we
We as including I and yourself, making three
Little ones drums beating pretty hard if you ask me
You’re a pretty broad in the top three
Of things that I’ve been waiting to come, so
Meet me by the lake around 10 and skinny dippin’ and then
We can begin the pretend game, I wanna be Finn from Adventure Time

[Hook]

[Bridge: Tyler, The Creator]
One, two, you’re the girl that I want
Three, four, five, six, seven, shit
Eight is the bullets if you say no after all this
And I just couldn’t take it, you’re so motherfuckin’ gorgeous

Gorgeous, baby you’re gorgeous
I just wanna drag your lifeless body to the forest
And fornicate with it but that’s because I’m in love with
You… cunt

[Bridge 2: Tyler, The Creator]
I just wanna talk, and conversate
Cause I usually just stalk you and masturbate
And I finally got the courage to ask you on a date
So just say yes, let the future fall into place
I just wanna talk, and conversate
Cause I usually just stalk you and masturbate
And I finally got the courage to ask you on a date
So just say yes, let the future fall into place… cunt

...

*breath in* *breath out* Boi

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the most tolerant goy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, fapping like a teenager boy as you once again type your little cuckold thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting CUCK that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “superior” black guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit fapping so hard as you click it that you drop your dragon dildos on the floor, but it’s ok, your wife's boyfriend will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your wife's boyfriend. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to get fucked in the ass for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking nigger. Just imagine this. She married you, and then she thought you were gonna have a big dick, or make big cums or something grand, and then you became a CUCK. A pathetic whiteboi CUCK. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE BLACK COCKS.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man fapping in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Gilgamesh is daddy

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

You take some shit, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while.
You take that shit up off of the wall, put it down on the floor in a glass bowl.
You take some fuck, put it up on the wall where the shit used to be.
You take that fuck up off of the wall, put it down on the floor
with the shit in a glass bowl
What? Yo, here's another little piece of advice-vice

Have both tabs open, it's not so bad. I still prefer Vocaroo, though.

fucking love you guys

Dumb fucking picture
>loli spreading herself
>take a picture of only the vaginal area
Atleast she has a nose this time, but its probably to hold up her ugly fucking glasses

I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door

has loli voice taking requests, even anything sexual. niggas start requesting songs and memes. I love you Sup Forums.

DINKLEBERG

Tyler, fuck my ass please!

That's an obscure one. Good on you.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is john but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

Harambe was more human than an American nigger.

My name is duebers and i hate loli because i am nigger

Don't you *dare* take your cock out of me until you've drained every last drop of come.

...

I hate niggers, I hate jew, I hate spics and arabs too!