Come home, see this. What do?

Come home, see this. What do?

Leave.

jump off of a building

buy a forklift and take out the trash

>pincushion face

I'd lose my sides because of how stupid that shit looks.

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Since when did I have a home?

burn the house

Poor homeless half Satan.

Get out my Poké flute and awaken the beast. It has vines it must feed on

Strip while I lick those nipples then just single pump and shudder into the warm flaps of belly, and convulse as my dick twitches every last drop of jizz into her hungry cunt. Hopefully repeat until the pizzas get here.

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MOAR! without the guys hands?

>vlcsnap

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Unleash my repressed sexual tension in 5 minutes of the most cervix slamming fuckage she's ever had.

Kill myself

Kek

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>do 360°
> walk out

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I'd suck her toes

Hey we have something in common, we have both fisted land whales.

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Oh, and we both speak a germanic language.

Wanna be friends?

Try and get her back in the ocean

Probably fuck it then immediately regret it...as usual

Realize what the horrible smell was when I came in the door, then burn the house down.

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Hope I had stumbled into the wrong house

>as usual

Neger please. You have never entered a woman, fat or thin.

I live far from the sea,how did it get here

kek you called it a woman

Do a 540 and run away

More?

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Better do a 900 just to be safe

The fat definitely didn't go to its tits

I wanna be the one that feeds her.

Fortunately not. She didn't want me to take those kind of pictures of her so I sneaked those two pics while I was down there. In retrospect I'm kinda glad I didn't take more.

This is another land whale I nearly fisted. She was considerably tighter. No pic of the fisting action though, although I have a potato quality pic of me fucking her.