I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss...

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

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How much can I get for my pepperoni Lamborghini?

...

I'm gonna have to call in a pepperroni expert.

Let me just call up a buddy of mine real quick, he's an expert on pizza

Pepperoni shave some scratches on them and the car is trash so imma say $250 final offer

Hey I bought this Pepperoni sports car off of a Pepperoni sports car collector, I have the certificate of authenticity, it's signed by Papa John

How much can I get for the very first original meme?

Time to kill myself I mean really the most stupid shit becomes a meme now adays.

I can offer something unique Mr.Harison, do you think we could make a deal?

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I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.

im interested in battle toads

Hey man, I bought that fuckin razor you sell and I cut myself really bad. Its a piece of shit.

Do you guys have battletoads?

Hey rick, I have this gallon of chocolate milk. What can ya give me for it?

*Valued at $100,000*
I can't do more than $100

I'm Dick Harrison, and this is my porn shop. I work here with my daddyand my son, Big Cock. Everything in here has an erection and a price. One thing I've learned after 69 years- you never know WHAT is gonna cum through that door.

My body just shivered in disgust

You shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot. Maybe this shit would have been funny years ago but that time has long passed. Get off my Sup Forums you horrendous faggot and commit suicide. You offer nothing to this site and this world so why don't you just end it? You probably typed that out with your Cheetos covered fingers, stroking your neck beard while you consider what to write next, all while you grin as if what you're doing is clever. This thread is going to die along with your shit post so that little feeling of happiness you get pressing that post button is going to fade you faggot. You'll realize you're back in your depressing rut of a life that is waking up, jerking off, eating, getting on Sup Forums, being retarded, jerking off, eating, getting on Sup Forums, jerking off, eating, sleeping, and repeat. Your parents probably raised you hoping you'd turn out to something important and helpful to society but here you are, a filthy neckbeard, with nothing better to contribute to society but typing out stupid shit on an anonymous image board. Seriously just end it, you make me as well as everyone else around you sick.

'Bout tree fiddy.